SAY IT HERE!!!!!

[f1r3b1rd]

Keep that goddamned dish soap away from bacon. Why would you want to ruin perfectly fine bacon?

hahahahah - its all in how you use it, like any other herb or seasoning agent.
people drown there food with it because they think: " its Mexican so ill be authentic" Mexican food is like most real dishes, very few ingrediants and mostly seasonal. cilantro is powerful stuff, so you use maybe half a teasoon worth for a half pound of protein.

 

[jimbodaddy74]

hahahahah - its all in how you use it, like any other herb or seasoning agent.
people drown there food with it because they think: " its Mexican so ill be authentic" Mexican food is like most real dishes, very few ingrediants and mostly seasonal. cilantro is powerful stuff, so you use maybe half a teasoon worth for a half pound of protein.

I wish it were like any other herb(insert Retarded1 joke here). Even the smallest amount in food has the overwhelming tast of dish soap. It's actually a genetic thing.

 

[jimbodaddy74]

Well, I had really no tits at all, pre-baby -- 34B. Nursing, 36D. Post-nursing... 34C, but after I lost a little more weight, back to 34B. I stayed fairly slender for quite a long time after having my son, metabolism from hell plus gardening/landscaping, but once I hit 45 and peri-menopause, my metabolism went on vacation; now, post-menopause, permanent vacation, and I have to watch every fucking bite to stay under 150 lbs. But now I'm a 38C, so there's that. Er, those. I finally have cleavage... but now I'm past 50, and my cleavage has wrinkles.

So I try to cover as much of this body as I can tolerate being covered. Still hanging tough around 145 lbs, so I'm not obese... but my belly seems to have taken on a life of its own.

Andria

Insert image of grapefruits in tube socks here.

 

[Huckleberried]

I'm one of those that likes cilantro. Makes a dish happy! Kind of like anise. It's not for everyone. Plus, anise vapes great!

 

[f1r3b1rd]

I wish it were like any other herb(insert Retarded1 joke here). Even the smallest amount in food has the overwhelming tast of dish soap. It's actually a genetic thing.

ahhhh -
that must suck, probably cant do oregano either huh/

 

[Azriel Mysterious]

Genetic evolution. You are being left behind.

Says someone in the roughly 10% of the population that cilantro tastes like dish soap to... Ever think that maybe WE are the "more evolved"? ^.~

 

[always9988]

Alright kids play nice it's a spice/ seasoning/ whatever

 

[Hottvapz]

The only thing I'm getting right now. Is you all are making me super hungry and my inner fat man is pissed lol

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[Hottvapz]

Alright kids play nice it's a spice/ seasoning/ whatever

Yes mom Lol

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[always9988]

The only thing I'm getting right now. Is you all are making me super hungry and my inner fat man is pissed lol

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Right? Between barbecue stuff and hot wings and jalapeño poppers... Ugh

And I have absolutely nothing even close to fix the craving

 

[Hottvapz]

Right? Between barbecue stuff and hot wings and jalapeño poppers... Ugh

And I have absolutely nothing even close to fix the craving

I made onion rings

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[jimbodaddy74]

Alright kids play nice it's a spice/ seasoning/ whatever

IT'S A FLOOR POLISH!

IT'S A DESSERT TOPPING!

 

[Hottvapz]

But they ain't cutting it

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[always9988]

IT'S A FLOOR POLISH!

IT'S A DESSERT TOPPING!

It's super seasoning! Complete with limp dicks and jalapeño poppers!

I don't even know anymore

 

[Hottvapz]

It's super seasoning! Complete with limp dicks and jalapeño poppers!

I don't even know anymore

This thread has it all. Titts food and limp dicks...

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[Huckleberried]

Between barbecue stuff and hot wings and jalapeño poppers

Minus the wings, I'd eat it every day. Winning combo right there!

 

[Huckleberried]

Oh that did not follow the right post. Thankgod I quoted.

 

[Hottvapz]

Oh that did not follow the right post. Thankgod I quoted.

Yes good thing lmao

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[always9988]

Oh that did not follow the right post. Thankgod I quoted.

that would have been every kind of wrong, and yet still somehow fit well

 

[f1r3b1rd]

Right? Between barbecue stuff and hot wings and jalapeño poppers... Ugh

And I have absolutely nothing even close to fix the craving

telling ya, I got ya covered.
boudin, poppers, stuffed reilleno, wings, boiled shrimp. spicy potato
name your spice

 

[always9988]

telling ya, I got ya covered.
boudin, poppers, stuffed reilleno,
name your spice

Seriously stahhhhhhp I'm about to drive to Walmart at this rate

 

[f1r3b1rd]

Seriously stahhhhhhp I'm about to drive to Walmart at this rate

hahahahaa if you go, I want pics of the midnight Walmart shoppers

 

[itsmenotyou]

hahahahaa if you go, I want pics of the midnight Walmart shoppers

They are all on ****, scantily clothed, and it's just best to avoid eye contact

Forreal that's late-night wally world around here

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[f1r3b1rd]

They are all on m*th, scantily clothed, and it's just best to avoid eye contact

Forreal that's late-night wally world around here

sent from a dumb operated smartphone

that's why she gets the pictures for me..... she can make the eye contact

 

[jimbodaddy74]

I once saw a couple dressed as pirates and there was no occasion to do so in our community. It wasn't even Talk Like A Pirate Day.

 

[always9988]

hahahahaa if you go, I want pics of the midnight Walmart shoppers

Hell the daytime ones are a class act of their own. Midnight is usually better

 

[always9988]

All I know is I need to go get some spicy food tomorrow to keep on hand. This is some intense craving

 

[jimbodaddy74]

We're having spaghetti tonight. It will be garlicky.

 

[Huckleberried]

We're having spaghetti tonight. It will be garlicky.

Oooh that sounds good, too! I put cayenne on mine. YUMS

 

[Azriel Mysterious]

Oh that did not follow the right post. Thankgod I quoted.

I nearly choked on my drink! Fuck that was funny!

 

[Azriel Mysterious]

We're having spaghetti tonight. It will be garlicky.

I like to make my own pasta sauce for my meatball subs/grinders/sandwiches/whatever the fuck slang is used. I also make the bread (and meatballs but that should go without saying). I make a Cuban style bread that has garlic and rosemary in the dough, then a sprinkle of more on top and some cornmeal on the bottom. The bread is amazing on its own, just warm with butter, but add meatballs and homemade marinara and it is even better. I had one friend say they'd want that as their last meal if they ever got sent to death row! (He REALLY liked it. I'm guessing that comes across fine, no?)

 

[AndriaD]

Insert image of grapefruits in tube socks here.

Not at all -- they actually look like regular normal boobs now -- they were always so small before, they never got gravity-afflicted until VERY recently -- they used to look like cones, like a 12 yr old girl's, till I was about 42.

Andria

 

[AndriaD]

I wish it were like any other herb(insert Retarded1 joke here). Even the smallest amount in food has the overwhelming tast of dish soap. It's actually a genetic thing.

Oh lord forbid you say "herbs" around retarded1, that's what got me suspended!

I never can quite make up my mind about cilantro. The taste doesn't really bother me, but the smell... UGGGH. Really bad, kinda... plastic-y?

Anise should all be destroyed with Round-Up, post-haste!

Andria

 

[Huckleberried]

I like to make my own pasta sauce for my meatball subs/grinders/sandwiches/whatever the fuck slang is used. I also make the bread (and meatballs but that should go without saying). I make a Cuban style bread that has garlic and rosemary in the dough, then a sprinkle of more on top and some cornmeal on the bottom. The bread is amazing on its own, just warm with butter, but add meatballs and homemade marinara and it is even better. I had one friend say they'd want that as their last meal if they ever got sent to death row! (He REALLY liked it. I'm guessing that comes across fine, no?)

Hell yeah, that sounds delicious!

 

[Whiskey]

It's hard but found out I have some pretty awesome friends that help.

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[Whiskey]

This thread has it all. Titts and limp dicks...

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Neither sparks my interest

 

[Lost]

Credit card processors would never prohibit that. The goat porn lobby is too powerful.

 

[f1r3b1rd]

 

[Hottvapz]

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[always9988]

 

[always9988]

Basically

 

[Hottvapz]

I've been saying that for years! It just doesn't seem to catch on

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[always9988]

P!nk - There You Go

Bahahaaha

 

[Hottvapz]

P!nk - There You Go

Bahahaaha

 

[AndriaD]

ROFL! Is that from The Departed?

Andria

 

[Huckleberried]

My guess is "The Other Guys". Not sure, lol.

 

[Hottvapz]

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[Huckleberried]

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Which many times ends with hand cuffs.

 

[Hottvapz]

Which many times ends with hand cuffs.

No never. My fuck it moments have never got me in trouble.

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[Hank F. Spankman]

Which many times ends with hand cuffs.

On "special" occasions?