I am so full of smart ass right now. Where's a troll when I need one
Go to your room young ladyIt's official, I'm an asshole. someone send me to time out
Should I pay you before or afterDon't fuck with the fat chicks. I will sit on you
Where's a troll when I need one
Gee thanksShould I pay you before or after
Lol it's fine. I was mostly kidding. Just in a weird mood todayI had a really good fake trolling paragraph here, but deleted it. Learned my lesson a while ago. The take-away was something like "being an asshole is difficult" or "tiring" or whatever. Doesn't come across like you want it to.
Good joose is good joose, no matter the stitiation.Mother father
Heart burn
I need to stop drinking cheap vodka
Fark!!!!!!!!!
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The gooooze!!Good joose is good joose, no matter the stitiation.
Floo south for the winter.The gooooze!!
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It broked
This offends me. I'm reporting you to the mods... WaitWhy do people get so offended over the least little things? Jeez people lost their balls around the turn of the century.
That's ok. A mod gave me a point yesterday.This offends me. I'm reporting you to the mods... Wait
Do the points add up so you can buy a mod with?That's ok. A mod gave me a point yesterday.
Don't we wish....LOLDo the points add up so you can buy a mod with?
Mother father
Heart burn
I need to stop drinking cheap vodka
Fark!!!!!!!!!
Vape On
You offered I figured why not.Gee thanks
This absolutely cracked me up!!Yo Amanda!!! LOL get in the car
It's all your fault then
its always faultIt's all your fault then
have to whatever it takesWe toldya the costume was too tight.
Nu uh. You never complained about it being too tight when I was wearing itits always fault
have to whatever it takes
you don't look like you're smuggeling plumsNu uh. You never complained about it being too tight when I was wearing it
I've been a lot sick. I get snurly and snarky and whiny, then when I don't feel well, I'm a bitch.You have been a lil' uppity lately...
Nope. They is canteloupesyou don't look like you're smuggeling plumbs
don't sell yourself shortNope. They is canteloupes
don't sell yourself short
The same way it takes them to get a parcel from ISC in Brooklyn to Queens in 4 fucking days, is my guessFAK YU USPS...
La is 30 minutes away from me... How the fak you didn't ship my shit...
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