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it's cus we're irresistible darling 
I triple dog dare you to give us the reason to be done with your ass.
*peeks in* is it safe?
Guess not
Fuck your astro
TOLL UR SHIT
VAPE IT
you can hide a lot of shit in a big boot... like a butter knife... or a strap on...ok ok I believe you! No butter knife or strap on. I'm gonna die I have tears from laughing at this point
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Trash is Treasure!!!
Oh boy
just when I got the image out of my head. I feel like a trench coat is involved
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Hey Now!!!Oh boy
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I take a lot of "selfies"
Only when you see my selfies
lmao kidding
Dear Humanity,
"Freedom of Speech" is a conceptual right. Conceptual, meaning there are pesky little details that stand in your way of using it to protect yourself from any damn thing.
Freedom of speech as an American concept is the right to spout your shitty opinions without fear of government reprisal. Government.
The government gives people that right, but at the same time, the government gives less than a milli-ounce of shit if you're doing it and breaking other laws in the process. Want to whine about the Popular Issue of the Day while sitting in the middle of the street? Sure, scream about your speech being censored while being arrested for impeding traffic. You're an idiot.
Confused by this? Ask the assholes who purposely get arrested so the media will cover their Popular Issue of the Day. They have all the gory details locked down and will love to brag about their "success" stories to help you out.
Did your freedom of speech get cock-blocked because you just got fired for mouthing off? Did you get sued for defamation? Congratulations for being able to read three words, but mentally deficient enough to assume those three words mean Freedom to Be a Shithead.
"Freedom of Speech" is a conceptual right. Conceptual, meaning there are pesky little details that stand in your way of using it to protect yourself from any damn thing.
Freedom of speech as an American concept is the right to spout your shitty opinions without fear of government reprisal. Government.
The government gives people that right, but at the same time, the government gives less than a milli-ounce of shit if you're doing it and breaking other laws in the process. Want to whine about the Popular Issue of the Day while sitting in the middle of the street? Sure, scream about your speech being censored while being arrested for impeding traffic. You're an idiot.
Confused by this? Ask the assholes who purposely get arrested so the media will cover their Popular Issue of the Day. They have all the gory details locked down and will love to brag about their "success" stories to help you out.
Did your freedom of speech get cock-blocked because you just got fired for mouthing off? Did you get sued for defamation? Congratulations for being able to read three words, but mentally deficient enough to assume those three words mean Freedom to Be a Shithead.
It's quite a peeve of mine as well. Too many trot out that old trope, yet completely mis-understand it.
That about covers it.
The entirety of our (U.S.) "right" is that the gov't is prohibited from quashing your opinion for prejudicial reasons. Period. End of.
It has zero bearing on the actions of private citizens or what's permissible in or on private property... ex: store or home.
Stop yelling "freedom of speech" and "censorship" while being free to do so.
That about covers it.
The entirety of our (U.S.) "right" is that the gov't is prohibited from quashing your opinion for prejudicial reasons. Period. End of.
It has zero bearing on the actions of private citizens or what's permissible in or on private property... ex: store or home.
Stop yelling "freedom of speech" and "censorship" while being free to do so.
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That needs to be a signature line.
I'd take another pass at the prose, but the sentiment is worthy.
-didn't someone sig my comment about signatures?
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They're ok
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yeah, ive bought from them ..... no worries
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Me Too... I think?!?
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I ordered from them once. There was a problem with my order on their end but they called me right away and I got my shit on time.
When I saw it, I was lumberjacking it.Only when you see my selfieslmao kidding
Chopping wood, I was.
Sporting enough lumber to build a deck.
I rose to the occasion.
My tongs were at the ready.
And you didn't even bring the tongs by for a visit? SheeshWhen I saw it, I was lumberjacking it.
Chopping wood, I was.
Sporting enough lumber to build a deck.
I rose to the occasion.
My tongs were at the ready.
If I did, you might not let me leave.
Lumberjacks and tongs and I missed out. I has a sadIf I did, you might not let me leave.
I'm 6 beers in. Promises promisesI'm a very cunning linguist.
If I wasn't taken, I would take you up on that.
You are a very beautiful woman.
And I have a talented tounge.
I thought it was tongs. I am disappoint.If I wasn't taken, I would take you up on that.
You are a very beautiful woman.
And I have a talented tounge.
Thank ya darlinIf I wasn't taken, I would take you up on that.
You are a very beautiful woman.
And I have a talented tounge.
I don't know about tongs...
Don't knock it until you try it!
I are being good today and probably not a good idea to try things when this drunks
Errybody keeps going to sleep on me if I wasn't so cute I'd be worried
if I wasn't so cute I'd be worried
Ok I don't actually think I'm that cute I promise.. Come back friends!
Ej is probably drunk judging from the pic earlier, or in bed
Errybody keeps going to sleep on me
Yeah it's a problem