I want to do this with you!!
Become a Patron!
SAY IT HERE!!!!!
- Thread starter ej1024
- Start date
We need a house in Florida and bad clothes
I don't know which one I'll be, I'm a mix of all their worst qualities 
Wait we are getting married so this will totally work out!
My luck I'd be like Dorothy. You'd get to be all cutesy like Rose.
Dorothy freaking rocks with all the smart ass though... Ima delete that second part
Gnight in here smooches
AstroTurf
Silver Contributor
Member For 4 Years
Member For 3 Years
Member For 2 Years
Member For 1 Year
Member For 5 Years
KISS KISS ! ! !
I grew up watching the golden girls.... I always thought I was a mixture of all four of them. Smartass Sofia, Tough Dorothy, Sex crazed Blanche, And Ditzy Rose....
I love that Betty White... Its gonna be a terribly sad day when she passes
But I'm holding out for her to live to 120
I love that Betty White... Its gonna be a terribly sad day when she passes
But I'm holding out for her to live to 120 
I grew up watching the golden girls.... I always thought I was a mixture of all four of them. Smartass Sofia, Tough Dorothy, Sex crazed Blanche, And Ditzy Rose....
I love that Betty White... Its gonna be a terribly sad day when she passes
Haha... When George Burns was 98 years old, Caeser's Palace tried to book him for a 100th Birthday Gala there. George refused. They asked him why, and he said "How the hell do I know that Caeser's Palace will still be around in 2 years?"
For all my wonderful friends
When you wanna talk to someone but you're afraid you're annoying them 
f1r3b1rd
https://cookingwithlegs.com/
Staff member
Senior Moderator
VU Donator
Diamond Contributor
VU Challenge Team
Member For 5 Years
VU Patreon
joo no botha jabbaWhen you wanna talk to someone but you're afraid you're annoying them
Send them Nekkid selfies.When you wanna talk to someone but you're afraid you're annoying them
I bet they aren't annoyed then!
(P.S. you can send me a copy of your selfies.)
Send them Nekkid selfies.
I bet they aren't annoyed then!
(P.S. you can send me a copy of your selfies.)
no nekkid selfies to be had. Sorry 
I do not see the value in lingerie. It's see through. I can see what's underneath. If I like it, I'm not gonna like it more covered in overpriced see through curtains.
Nekkid is the true form of self. No window dressing BS involved.
Nekkid is the true form of self. No window dressing BS involved.
Nobody wants to see me nekkid. They just think they doNekkid isn't great anyway, except for taking a shower. Sexy lingerie selfies, THAT'S the ticket.
Andria
2 kids are rough on a body
LOL. You are confused or bullshitting.Nobody wants to see me nekkid. They just think they do2 kids are rough on a body
Men are wired to want to see women naked.
AndriaD
Yes, I DO wear a mask! I'm vaccinated, too!
VU Donator
Diamond Contributor
ECF Refugee
Member For 5 Years
Nobody wants to see me nekkid. They just think they do
for me it's one kid and then 28 more years.
Nobody wants to see THAT nekkid either, and even sexy lingerie isn't much help. Andria
I'm neither. I'm realistic
not exactly Meghan fox over here
OMFG I AM SO FAR OVER THIS BULLSHIT FUCKING TROLL YAPPING FUCKING 12 YEAR OLDS TODAY!!!
You're far better at this than I would be. (((((Huck))))))OMFG I AM SO FAR OVER THIS BULLSHIT FUCKING TROLL YAPPING FUCKING 12 YEAR OLDS TODAY!!!
f1r3b1rd
https://cookingwithlegs.com/
Staff member
Senior Moderator
VU Donator
Diamond Contributor
VU Challenge Team
Member For 5 Years
VU Patreon
OMFG I AM SO FAR OVER THIS BULLSHIT FUCKING TROLL YAPPING FUCKING 12 YEAR OLDS TODAY!!!
yes, and the first line in the rules say it is a place for adults ....
f1r3b1rd
https://cookingwithlegs.com/
Staff member
Senior Moderator
VU Donator
Diamond Contributor
VU Challenge Team
Member For 5 Years
VU Patreon
well, you leave Meghan and her attitude out of this young ladyI'm neither. I'm realistic
You forgot "unimaginative".OMFG I AM SO FAR OVER THIS BULLSHIT FUCKING TROLL YAPPING FUCKING 12 YEAR OLDS TODAY!!!
And that should be rule #1, age AND INTERACTIONS.yes, and the first line in the rules say it is a place for adults ....
Will stifle some shit going forward..
f1r3b1rd
https://cookingwithlegs.com/
Staff member
Senior Moderator
VU Donator
Diamond Contributor
VU Challenge Team
Member For 5 Years
VU Patreon
VERY TRUEAnd that should be rule #1, age AND INTERACTIONS.
Will stifle some shit going forward..
Hank F. Spankman
Platinum Contributor
Member For 4 Years
Member For 3 Years
Member For 2 Years
Member For 1 Year
#TEAMJIMI #TEAMSCOTT
f1r3b1rd
https://cookingwithlegs.com/
Staff member
Senior Moderator
VU Donator
Diamond Contributor
VU Challenge Team
Member For 5 Years
VU Patreon
ashamed that I know this, but he has a new movie on Netflix. he and Joe Manganiello
While she may be attractive, she isn't real.I'm neither. I'm realistic
I wouldn't play "hide the sausage" with Mrs. Fox. I would rather play with a real woman. Someone who IS sexy AND has something to say with substance. Sexy doesn't come from a magazine or a movie screen.
I appreciate the thought 
despite my smart ass comments I'm not one to share anything like that
despite my smart ass comments I'm not one to share anything like that
I know you wouldn't do that. I was just razzing you.I appreciate the thought
Women should be less self conscious. It's magazines, media, and the general shit falling out of the talking head's mouth's that make women lose self confidence. Women are beautiful creatures, we men appreciate. ALL shapes and sizes, all ages, all whatever.
AndriaD
Yes, I DO wear a mask! I'm vaccinated, too!
VU Donator
Diamond Contributor
ECF Refugee
Member For 5 Years
I know you wouldn't do that. I was just razzing you.
Women should be less self conscious. It's magazines, media, and the general shit falling out of the talking head's mouth's that make women lose self confidence. Women are beautiful creatures, we men appreciate. ALL shapes and sizes, all ages, all whatever.
I just kinda gave up on my appearance -- my husband assures me that because I'm HIS, I look just fine to him, and that's really all that matters to me. What's important to me is COMFORT -- so I never wear heels, I don't like bras much, I don't wear makeup very often because I always end up with mascara flakes in my eyes, and I rarely do anything to my hair that doesn't involve a ponytail. However I'm very conscious and concerned about my weight, not for appearance, but for comfort and health -- diabetes gallops thru my family, but I DON'T FUCKING WANT IT! And it's hard to put your socks on, when your belly gets too big.
Andria
Tell me about it! I gotta shed some pounds. I'm getting ridiculous.I just kinda gave up on my appearance -- my husband assures me that because I'm HIS, I look just fine to him, and that's really all that matters to me. What's important to me is COMFORT -- so I never wear heels, I don't like bras much, I don't wear makeup very often because I always end up with mascara flakes in my eyes, and I rarely do anything to my hair that doesn't involve a ponytail. However I'm very conscious and concerned about my weight, not for appearance, but for comfort and health -- diabetes gallops thru my family, but I DON'T FUCKING WANT IT! And it's hard to put your socks on, when your belly gets too big.
Andria
I relate to so much of this.I just kinda gave up on my appearance -- my husband assures me that because I'm HIS, I look just fine to him, and that's really all that matters to me. What's important to me is COMFORT -- so I never wear heels, I don't like bras much, I don't wear makeup very often because I always end up with mascara flakes in my eyes, and I rarely do anything to my hair that doesn't involve a ponytail. However I'm very conscious and concerned about my weight, not for appearance, but for comfort and health -- diabetes gallops thru my family, but I DON'T FUCKING WANT IT! And it's hard to put your socks on, when your belly gets too big.
Andria
Well said freemind, well said!I know you wouldn't do that. I was just razzing you.
Women should be less self conscious. It's magazines, media, and the general shit falling out of the talking head's mouth's that make women lose self confidence. Women are beautiful creatures, we men appreciate. ALL shapes and sizes, all ages, all whatever.
AndriaD
Yes, I DO wear a mask! I'm vaccinated, too!
VU Donator
Diamond Contributor
ECF Refugee
Member For 5 Years
Tell me about it! I gotta shed some pounds. I'm getting ridiculous.
What I hated THE WORST, when I gained about 30 lbs during my last major depression, was losing my "thigh gap" -- I really hate it when my thighs sweat and stick together! ICK! I've gotten some of that gap back, since losing most of that, but right now, it could be better -- that's why i wanna shed these 10 lbs before the weather gets really hot.
And at my age... I'm concerned about that metabolic syndrome. Diabetes is just destroying my mother's body, one part (or 5) at a time, and it's just horrible. I've been watching that Truth about Cancer series too, and I really had no idea that having high blood glucose could decrease your white blood cells, which is the biggest part of your immune system. I've really gotta get serious about my diet, less sugar and all.
My last bloodwork, my glucose was fine, but some of the other aspects do seem to indicate that the metabolic syndrome may be just starting to creep up on me.Andria
I couldn't get a 'thigh gap' even if I starved myself! So I just gotta deal with chunky thighs. I'm built like my birth mother, short and thick. I'm 5'1" and pushing 200. Yes, I know! I didn't even realize until I stepped on the scale when fiance's father was in the hospital. I was likeWhat I hated THE WORST, when I gained about 30 lbs during my last major depression, was losing my "thigh gap" -- I really hate it when my thighs sweat and stick together! ICK! I've gotten some of that gap back, since losing most of that, but right now, it could be better -- that's why i wanna shed these 10 lbs before the weather gets really hot.
And at my age... I'm concerned about that metabolic syndrome. Diabetes is just destroying my mother's body, one part (or 5) at a time, and it's just horrible. I've been watching that Truth about Cancer series too, and I really had no idea that having high blood glucose could decrease your white blood cells, which is the biggest part of your immune system. I've really gotta get serious about my diet, less sugar and all.
Andria
. My normal weight is 135. So now I definitely gotta get off my ass (don't even wanna look back there! ) and get busy. Thankfully its almost summer so I can go swimming. 
Diabetes, in a roundabout way, killed my grandmother. The meds she was taking to manage her diabetes killed her liver and severely damaged her kidneys. She had to take Lactulose to flush her system out. And finally she got really sick with her congestive heart failure and was put in a "Tranquility" hospital (I think its in Cobb County) for her final days.
She passed last January. I miss that cantankerous Yankee.