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Whiskey

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Good night Corner:wave:<3
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Ms. Trixy

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I have been rhyming in my head all day today. So, I put it on paper to get it out of my head. Enjoy! :)

The tree is lit,
with a skirt of cotton,
and only three gifts,
as though all's forgotten.

With two days left,
postal boxes unlabeled,
piled so high,
on the dining room table.

She said it was VAPE MAIL,
as his opened wide,
did she forget about Christmas,
HAS SHE LOST HER MIND?

He left to go shopping,
as all men do,
on the day before Christmas,
oh, what a fool.

She wrapped and wrapped,
until her fingers were red,
thinking all along,
he's not right in the head.

His gifts, her children's,
and relatives too,
there were bows and ribbons,
and labels glued.

She placed all the gifts,
under the now full tree,
oh how they glistened,
for what is to be.

When those gifts were finished,
there was one box left,
full of other boxes,
mailed to her address.

It was full of VAPE MAIL,
she ordered with glee,
for her and her family
that vaped as did she.

A mod for her sister,
a tank for her friend,
RDAs for her nephews,
and that wasn't the end!

More mods, more tanks,
more juice and coils,
more cotton, more wire,
and more and more spoils.

It will all be VAPE MAIL
as gifts under the tree,
and then PLUMES OF VAPOR,
until no one can't see.

So, this story is over,
until Santa arrives,
what a VAPALICIOUS Christmas,
may you all be surprised.
:ejuice::cloud::cloud::cloud:
:stars2:
 
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BigNasty

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Had my lower finished up on the scaling.. I pre numbed with my special oil, it actually controlled the bleeding.
Took non of that topical they offered and did it raw, was not that bad except a few spots.
The hygienist was flat shocked I was rocking they no numbing agents, retook my bp and it was lower than when I got there and at one point started snoring flat out asleep.
 

Kevin H.

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Member For 4 Years
Good morning Whis and Corner Folk. Happy Christmas Eve. It's here at last. Our best friend (who looks nothing like Kev's best friend) and his daughter are coming out for Christmas dinner today since we're all going to be tied up tomorrow with Church.
:giggle:........Good morning Swampy:)......and hoping that you and your wife and family have a nice Christmas too!
 

BigNasty

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Just going to get the bah humbug out there so not to jinx it.
LOL bounced out of bed feeling honestly better than I have for a long time even tho I had that deep scaling done yesterday sans numbing shit.
Zero pain, Zero issue.

Off to the movies, mom got a 50 dollar gift card so off to see rogue one in 3d and comfort seats.
 

Breazy_Com

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Merry Christmas to all ! I have another ruined Christmas. Kid ruined it again. He was up to 28 days clean and looked and sounded great. He went over to the Halfway house and face timed me at 6pm. He was happy and looked and sounded great. By 8pm there was a kid there that lived down there and had a connection and that was the end. He spent the night in the Hospital and now is in a hotel not answering. The girl he's with as of last night was still clean. So either she stayed with him to help him out and is still clean or my son took her down also. Not sure. Either way once again I'm sick to my stomach. I can only wish you guys have a good day. I may not be on for a while. I'm just to messed up over this to care.
 

Saddletramp1200

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Member For 4 Years
I have been rhyming in my head all day today. So, I put it on paper to get it out of my head. Enjoy! :)

The tree is lit,
with a skirt of cotton,
and only three gifts,
as though all's forgotten.

With two days left,
postal boxes unlabeled,
piled so high,
on the dining room table.

She said it was VAPE MAIL,
as his opened wide,
did she forget about Christmas,
HAS SHE LOST HER MIND?

He left to go shopping,
as all men do,
on the day before Christmas,
oh, what a fool.

She wrapped and wrapped,
until her fingers were red,
thinking all along,
he's not right in the head.

His gifts, her children's,
and relatives too,
there were bows and ribbons,
and labels glued.

She placed all the gifts,
under the now full tree,
oh how they glistened,
for what is to be.

When those gifts were finished,
there was one box left,
full of other boxes,
mailed to her address.

It was full of VAPE MAIL,
she ordered with glee,
for her and her family
that vaped as did she.

A mod for her sister,
a tank for her friend,
RDAs for her nephews,
and that wasn't the end!

More mods, more tanks,
more juice and coils,
more cotton, more wire,
and more and more spoils.

It will all be VAPE MAIL
as gifts under the tree,
and then PLUMES OF VAPOR,
until no one can't see.

So, this story is over,
until Santa arrives,
what a VAPALICIOUS Christmas,
may you all be surprised.
:ejuice::cloud::cloud::cloud:
:stars2:
Bravo!
 

Kevin H.

Platinum Contributor
Member For 4 Years
Merry Christmas to all ! I have another ruined Christmas. Kid ruined it again. He was up to 28 days clean and looked and sounded great. He went over to the Halfway house and face timed me at 6pm. He was happy and looked and sounded great. By 8pm there was a kid there that lived down there and had a connection and that was the end. He spent the night in the Hospital and now is in a hotel not answering. The girl he's with as of last night was still clean. So either she stayed with him to help him out and is still clean or my son took her down also. Not sure. Either way once again I'm sick to my stomach. I can only wish you guys have a good day. I may not be on for a while. I'm just to messed up over this to care.
Sorry! :(......You DON'T deserve this!........Nobody does.
 
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