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damn superhuman strength. just twisted my griffin 25 glass in half trying to get it apart to clean it 
thankfully didnt get cut open, and that theres a frosted replacement glass in the box. hopefully this isnt a regular thing (glass being so stuck that it breaks before letting go)....
now im off to work for a few days out of town while people will be coming in and out of my place to repair the flood damage from last month (still ugh). hopefully things go smoother while im gone than they do when im here
thankfully didnt get cut open, and that theres a frosted replacement glass in the box. hopefully this isnt a regular thing (glass being so stuck that it breaks before letting go)....now im off to work for a few days out of town while people will be coming in and out of my place to repair the flood damage from last month (still ugh). hopefully things go smoother while im gone than they do when im here
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I would like to personally express my gratitude.
Bahahahahahahaha
Smart ass... like this group needs any encouragement.
Screw this... I'm off to put some heat to my meat.
Wait... that's not...
I love this place. This thread is life
That's my Mrs. too. It is IMPOSSIBLE for her to be on time. We've missed FLIGHTS, which REALLLY pisses me off. One day, I decided a lesson was in order. I told her in advance, that I was leaving at 6 to be on time, no matter what. At 6, she was still in the powder room. I grabbed my keys, and left without her. I learned a good fucking lesson THAT day.... I'm not EVER pulling that shit again.
lol and of course i spent the day in a huge hurry to pack all the stuff (couches, pc, tv, etc) up so the painters dont wreck it on wed, and rush off to work...and work cancels until tomorrow at the last minute. now i have two choices: sit on the floor staring at the wall all night, or re-set my tv, couch etc for the night and be in a hurry to pack it all up into the spare room again in the morning before i leave...
i cant decide if this feels like no lube, or lube with sand in it. thanks life.
i cant decide if this feels like no lube, or lube with sand in it. thanks life.
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omg-- bahahahahhaahahhahahahahah almost fell on the floor with this.. hahahaha
never ordering coke again
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Keep your money in your pocket. They'll just smile in your face then stab you in the back the minute you think it's all great and couldn't get better. There all just lien back stabbing two faced bitches
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So zhen, you have had coke before, oui?
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yes I am
Pfffft this is the biggest bunch of assholes this side of the Internet 
and I love it
and I love it
Pfffft this is the biggest bunch of assholes this side of the Internet
Are ya noticing that everyone wants to be YOUR asshole?
It's the next best thing to being there...
Haha maybe so, I've already got one though. That's plenty for me to handleAre ya noticing that everyone wants to be YOUR asshole?
he's more than enough to keep me crazy
I want your baby kitties!Are ya noticing that everyone wants to be YOUR asshole?
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LOL I knew I should've clarified. He has baby kitties, I saw pics!
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that makes sense...
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The only way to handle it, we've found, is to tell her to be ready 2 hrs before she actually needs to be. That way, she might actually be ready when she really needs to be.
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Ok, but please, don't call me Kitties...
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Some people mumble random riddles on forums.
I suggest the dollar store for a cheap diary.
Keep your riddles and mumbles in a safe place not on a vape forum!
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That DID work, twice.
that makes sense...
I has adorable lil kitties. Just opening their eyes. All GINGERS too.. For a month, I'll have my way with women.
Nawwwwww I need picsI has adorable lil kitties. Just opening their eyes. All GINGERS too.. For a month, I'll have my way with women.
I knew I liked you.
I HATE body hair. ~.~
It's fine on a guy, but on women? No. Hair on our heads is the only place we need it!
I like your profile pic too.
I will love them all.
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cute!!!!
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you make cute babies
If you are ANYWHERE close to the NW Iowa to SE Michigan corridor, I'll give you a bag of kitty treats for EVERY one you take.
They will live well in any case, but I think if I could choose, I'd choose you too.
Oh man, I wish!! I'm nowhere near there. They are absolutely precious, though. I have 2 right now and a large dog that thinks she's a cat. My boy kitty isn't doing so well right now, so would not be a good time for a new introduction. I would be honored to be their mama in better timing. And closer by, LOL.If you are ANYWHERE close to the NW Iowa to SE Michigan corridor, I'll give you a bag of kitty treats for EVERY one you take.
Oh yeah, no. I once had a cat kill herself over a new kitty. She would NOT come inside with the kitty. Sat out in the rain, the cold. Got some kind of lung infection the vet couldn't treat, and DIED. I was a lil pissed for a bit for "needing a kitty", and losing a sweet ole gal over it. An animal is an animal to me, but I was pretty disturbed by that chain of events.
Oh that's sad. That's one stubborn girl, and I'm so sorry. No I love my babies. They're good company and I absolutely adore them. Now the dog.... oy. One big handful of a cat. She's actually being very attentive to my boy kitty right now. It's so surprising how sweet she's treating him.
Yah, I didn't realize I cared that much for that ole sweety. Kinda broke my heart a bit.
Lol... a dog that acts like a cat. Dumb AND aloof. I think I'd have to raise the rent...
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Spoken by a real cat person. Yep. I've always been a cat person, though I love all kinds of critters. The dog came along from a relationship and is still here. The cats are teaching her, but she's still quite fully of puppy at over 2 years old. She's just effin' nuts is what she is. A real beauty, she is.
when i was 17 i adopted a cat that was homeless and pregnant. right before she popped i was also given a dog. they didnt get along so well at first, but the dog was there when the kittens were born. the kitten we kept thought he was part dog or something, he just loved her. then she had puppies and the cats were both there helping (momma cat helped clean the puppies and everything). so the puppies met cats and the kittens met dogs from the moment they were born. the puppy we kept loved the cats as much as he loved us. lots of cute moments and surprising behavior between them all. i miss those days 
its so cool living with animals.
its so cool living with animals.