Sorry, no moobs OR mits ?I am going to sleep now
Imma dream about how Rawr granny would be if she added moobs or mits
That would be Rawr
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Redheaded Stepchildren
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Poi boi has moobs.
I gots mits.
I’ve always hated fat Ed.Oh, and you don't like Fat Ed, if you wondered
bastard.
Fat bastard Ed.
That would be more like a Nightmare before Christmas?
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You’re a nightmare before Christmas.That would be more like a Nightmare before Christmas?
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And that’s how I imagine you peeking in my windows.
Show me your moobs.
I hate winter. I’m cold.
Im going to bed cuz we put the flannel sheets on.
Herk loves flannel sheets.
Im going to bed cuz we put the flannel sheets on.
Herk loves flannel sheets.
Hope you get aloha frostbite.
I wanna go to bed too ‘cause we have the flannel sheets on too!
I’m officially on vacation for 9 days.
nobody better piss me off and I expect to be entertained in the fashion I deserve.
ive settled on a name for my new coffee maker.....that I don’t have yet.
it will be called Juan Valdez. I’ll probably just call it Juan cuz we will be very close. Y’all may stop by for coffee, but don’t show up empty handed. Donuts would be nice. Only the good kind.
bought my Christmas prime rib yesterday. Don’t show up for that...not sharing Any of that....except with Herk.
Consider this post to be my “Christmas card” to all the knuckles.
there will not be any other heartfelt holiday posts and definitely no gifts given out. Me being here is the greatest gift any of you will receive this year.
Now....make me proud by doing what’s expected and somebody make me a sammich. CHOP, CHOP.
nobody better piss me off and I expect to be entertained in the fashion I deserve.
ive settled on a name for my new coffee maker.....that I don’t have yet.
it will be called Juan Valdez. I’ll probably just call it Juan cuz we will be very close. Y’all may stop by for coffee, but don’t show up empty handed. Donuts would be nice. Only the good kind.
bought my Christmas prime rib yesterday. Don’t show up for that...not sharing Any of that....except with Herk.
Consider this post to be my “Christmas card” to all the knuckles.
there will not be any other heartfelt holiday posts and definitely no gifts given out. Me being here is the greatest gift any of you will receive this year.
Now....make me proud by doing what’s expected and somebody make me a sammich. CHOP, CHOP.
Oh....and
GO HAWKEYES when we play #1 Gonzaga in round ball today.
I expect rooting and cheering from all of you.
I have spoken so let it be written.
GO HAWKEYES when we play #1 Gonzaga in round ball today.
I expect rooting and cheering from all of you.
I have spoken so let it be written.
Well....
IM WAITING!!!!
IM WAITING!!!!
What’s on the menu?I might do a BBQ for Xmas lunch. It will be 70ish F.
Don't know yet. Keep drawing a blank on ideas
I might do a BBQ for Xmas lunch. It will be 70ish F.
72* and I’m having a bagel.
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That's what she said
Vacay for 9 days? That’s a lot of snow to shovel. You can throw some dimes in the drifts to make it exciting.
You can’t name something you don’t have in hand. I think megatron is more fitting. It will transform you whenever you use it. And I have one chocolate dipped mac nut shortbread cookie to send you.
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Suck it up buttercup and watch football ?
Will NEVER do that, ever.Costco and Xmas shopping!
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Haha them together. Ever.
Costco and Xmas shopping!
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^^^^^^^
That is me this morning.
I’ve replaced our elf on a shelf with the grinch on a bench.
Now it feels like Christmas.
Bah humbug.
That is me this morning.
I’ve replaced our elf on a shelf with the grinch on a bench.
Now it feels like Christmas.
Bah humbug.
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Buy yourself another gift and cheer up buttercup. It’ll be over soon .
And, sorry that my grandson ate your cookie.
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No more gifts. I’ve already done better than I usually do. My cordless drill died and I got a great deal on a new one and I’ve got Juan to look forward to later this week so I’ll be good. I did have my heart set on that cookie however...so somebody is going to need to be spanked. Either the cookie eater or the cookie provider. Or both.
i have no cookies
i have taken no cookies
(parrumpapum pumm)
but, happy to be spanked
You’re a man after my own heart.i have no cookies
i have taken no cookies
(parrumpapum pumm)
but, happy to be spanked
SorryI have a headache
I am going to sleep
Why's it so cold?
Boo, Rams
If you see Huddy, poke him in the eye
The way to a man's heart, is through his stomach
Go golf
Good night
nite, nite
Its called winter
and the fuskers
and kick him in the nuts
we both know it’s not his stomach
girly game....cuz I suck at it
<<<kisses forehead and tucks the covers>>>
I’m kinda partial to the fart even more dip.Xmas gift from mate
It really works.
Clever ?
no nut kicking allowed!
It’s only Huddy. Kicking is allowed.
Does Huddy have those parts?
