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chickenmonkey
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We are vape siblings. I'll be all alone in the world.
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I'll be vaping with you. What juice are you running.
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Ummmmm all of them? Hahahaha!
But now I'm doing the smart thing and taking my drunk azz to bed.
I would "like" this 1000 times if I could.
OMG!!! m3rma1d you are my fucking favorite vaper EVER.
Would regret the stinky more than the pic.
Sweet dreams!!
Didja know, j-wraps has a VU wrap alrady?
They do.
Only $12.50
http://www.jwraps.com/product_p/s290.htm
They do.
Only $12.50
http://www.jwraps.com/product_p/s290.htm
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Boys and their toys... Grampa says don't cut yerselfHere ladies, I cut us up some limes for our beverages.....
I hope you like 'em thin. Heheh...
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Says you. We all thought it was fine. (Dim the lights please)
I won't, but if i did, it should be with a sharp knife.
C'mon man, you probably have a Buck or Shrade with some Arkansas black stone that is making them sharper than shit. ;-)
You ain't that much older then I am either....six years.
My dad was a coroner, I played with scalpels when I was 7. Then, learned woodcraft in the woods with actual Indians at pow-wows when I was 13. Spent a few years in the trenches of kitchens doing prep too.
Why I like the Mora..it can baton maple like a bitch and slice your tomatoes like it's butter as well.
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Hey, nice find. Those look pretty badass, just wish here was one for the Sigelei 100W box I have coming from a co-op.Didja know, j-wraps has a VU wrap alrady?
They do.
Only $12.50
http://www.jwraps.com/product_p/s290.htm
Hey! @Huckleberried !!! What's the status on the bag of douche?
I can confirm she's still a douched out asshat. HR dude is gonna talk to the general manager and tell him to make sure I get to talk to him and our associate manager one on one WITHOUT the presence of said Princess Bitch douche asshat. I never got that opportunity, she made sure of it. He took notes, told me that I'm passionate about my job and that I do it well, blah blah more bullshit, blah blah. Anyway.... I'm outta there til Sunday. I don't know if any actual progress was or will be made - remains to be seen. Bitch still works there, afterall. But I did tell her what I think of the horrible job she does there and she can't do anything to retaliate. She tried to get me moved out of there, too. Fucking WHORE.
Strange thing I've noticed about women in management.(beware generalization incoming) They seem to feel that any woman under them who can actually do a good job is a threat. My ex ran into this more than once. Guys will use you to make themselves look good. Women will try to bring you down.
hang tough girl.
hang tough girl.
Word
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Not only do I have the assorted afor mentioned cutlery, I make knives for a hobby. If ya can't shave wit it or ain't sharp. When I make a knife for a friend I tell'em not to look at it to close or they will cut their eyeballs.I won't, but if i did, it should be with a sharp knife.
C'mon man, you probably have a Buck or Shrade with some Arkansas black stone that is making them sharper than shit. ;-)
You ain't that much older then I am either....six years.
My dad was a coroner, I played with scalpels when I was 7. Then, learned woodcraft in the woods with actual Indians at pow-wows when I was 13. Spent a few years in the trenches of kitchens doing prep too.
Why I like the Mora..it can baton maple like a bitch and slice your tomatoes like it's butter as well.
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I just talked to my dad.
My Grammie died yesterday.
I can't even deal...
He just kept saying I needede to calm down she was 91 like... WTF?
I said I'm in Jersey do I need to come home? He said "There's nothing you can do now, she's gone..."
Like WTF
And I have to work. And every stupid question the customers are asking I just go blank.
Here's my Grammie golfing a couple years ago when she was only 89.
You can hear my fat outta breath smoker wheezin' self filming it.... Damn she kicked my azz that day.
My Grammie died yesterday.
I can't even deal...
He just kept saying I needede to calm down she was 91 like... WTF?
I said I'm in Jersey do I need to come home? He said "There's nothing you can do now, she's gone..."
Like WTF
And I have to work. And every stupid question the customers are asking I just go blank.
Here's my Grammie golfing a couple years ago when she was only 89.
You can hear my fat outta breath smoker wheezin' self filming it.... Damn she kicked my azz that day.
hehe she was good. better than me anyway. i always miss.
well you know we're here for support mermaid
really, you make knives? i've never met anyone that does that. when my mate came out the army he gave me a large locking knife. i don't like using it because it's just so sharp. i feel i'm going to cut myself whilst opening it.
Right now? Nowhere. Etsy calls them drug paraphernalia now and shut down my shop. No idea how her shop is live, but good for her. I've been trying to set up a website but I suck at that. My son is working on it.
that's incredibly lame
oh shit, sorry
she looked like an awesome lady
she looked like an awesome lady
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I'm going thru every old facebook status update with keyword "grammie" right now and simultaneously bawling hysterically and laughing hysterically. What a legend. GAWD this hurts so bad. Here's a few gems:
Watching the evening local news with Grammie... A Circle K was robbed by some chick with a gun last night, they showed surveillance footage. Grammie squints at the TV, then at me, then back at the TV, then at me again, and says "Looks like you."
Tuned in to Chimney Watch 2013... "But Grammie, we're not even Catholic." "Yah, I know it..."
Grammie put on 'American Idol' thinking it was 'America's Got Talent'. Bon Jovi was performing and she said she hopes they get voted off.
Flipping channels, Grammie came across Good Will Hunting. She asked me, "What's this about?" I reply, "Romance mostly." She watches a scene with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon talking for a minute and says, "Between the two of them you mean, right?"
Grammie turned on the Golden Oldies channel on Music Choice. She's highly disappointed because the music is not "old enough".
"Grammie, you been making ramen noodles for yourself since I showed you how?" "Yes I have, boy they're good. I miss having you around to make my tea every day tho... And do my dishes... And my laundry..." "So maybe I should come visit again for a few days?" "Nnnnnnthat's ok."
Watching the evening local news with Grammie... A Circle K was robbed by some chick with a gun last night, they showed surveillance footage. Grammie squints at the TV, then at me, then back at the TV, then at me again, and says "Looks like you."
Tuned in to Chimney Watch 2013... "But Grammie, we're not even Catholic." "Yah, I know it..."
Grammie put on 'American Idol' thinking it was 'America's Got Talent'. Bon Jovi was performing and she said she hopes they get voted off.
Flipping channels, Grammie came across Good Will Hunting. She asked me, "What's this about?" I reply, "Romance mostly." She watches a scene with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon talking for a minute and says, "Between the two of them you mean, right?"
Grammie turned on the Golden Oldies channel on Music Choice. She's highly disappointed because the music is not "old enough".
"Grammie, you been making ramen noodles for yourself since I showed you how?" "Yes I have, boy they're good. I miss having you around to make my tea every day tho... And do my dishes... And my laundry..." "So maybe I should come visit again for a few days?" "Nnnnnnthat's ok."
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I'm so sorry to here about your family's loss.
hah I wish I could have known her
I lost my shit at this part
What an awesome awesome lady
My condolences again
I know how hard it is to lose a grandmother
I've lost both of mine (leukemia- well she ended up dying due to pneumonia because her immune system was so weak
and my father's mother died of breast cancer)
Every time I do crafts it makes me think of them
And it's a horrible thing to lose them but
I always say that cliche "at least they are no longer suffering."
I don't know she seemed to be in good health but 91 is a great old age
and being in a hospital is no way to live
I always say that cliche "at least they are no longer suffering."
I don't know she seemed to be in good health but 91 is a great old age
and being in a hospital is no way to live
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Sorry.
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You have my sincere condolences sweet lady. You have my shoulder to cry on as well as many others here. We won't mind the tears. Keep strong.
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I haven't got into making the folders "yet" cuz the straight blades are still to much fun.
Aw Mermaid, I'm so sorry... she really did seem like a gem and also clearly enjoyed spending time with you. You'll have that forever. Boy, she and my Pa-paw would've hit it off like a charm!
Big hug to ya girl.
Big hug to ya girl.
well
I am sweating
and my hair dye
is leaking
o.0
also some guy honked at me and said "hey good lookin'"
which is hilarious because I am bloated and sweating like a pig
I am sweating
and my hair dye
is leaking
o.0
also some guy honked at me and said "hey good lookin'"
which is hilarious because I am bloated and sweating like a pig
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I was on a project site 2000 miles away when I received the call advising that if you want to see your grandmother while she's still alive you'd better get here now. I left immediately. Planes, tranes and a rental later, I missed her passing by 30 minutes. I so wish I could have gotten there to at least squeeze her hand or give her a hug, but I know that she know's I loved her...
Take heart in that m3rma1d
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that was lovely - what a woman!