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Fishee said:
Did some one say creepy? Hi everybody!!!:D
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As a side note, thats one of your freakier ones. Thumbs up!
 
CaFF

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Argh. Have to leave the comfy abode and go try and un-delete some pictures for Mom. On her Linux box.

Joy is mine....
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On the plus side, I get to do a load of laundry while I'm working...heheh..
 
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Fishee said:
Good night you lovely people.
My first day working at
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starts tomorrow.


I'm gonna handle the meat!!!:eek:
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Congrats man!

Just remember:
  • you can handle the meat, just don't play with it. ;-)
  • horsey sauce is not a good personal lubricant.
  • "wanna see my beef & cheddar" is probably a bad pickup line.
Also, it's only sort-of meat, it comes in a loaf... ;)
 
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We're gonna have about 10 consecutive days of 90+ degree weather. Couple of 100 degree days sandwiched in.

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moecat said:
We're gonna have about 10 consecutive days of 90+ degree weather. Couple of 100 degree days sandwiched in.

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I am definitely cancelling the plans I had to visit you now.
 
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I copied the "confused black gurl" Arby's meme a couple weeks back haha

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I mean, Arby's isn't my #1 FAVE but it's up there. And I couldn't pass up the oppourtunity to pay this homage.

@Fishee What about that "secret menu" Meat Mountain thingy? I wanna order it so bad haha
 
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Ace said:
Dont confuse the cheese with the secret sauce.
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Thanks for the heads up. I do get confused very easily.
Huckleberried said:
Congrats @Fishee!! Yay, happy for you :)
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Thank you darling, you're so sweet.
CaFF said:
Congrats man!

Just remember:
  • you can handle the meat, just don't play with it. ;-)
  • horsey sauce is not a good personal lubricant.
  • "wanna see my beef & cheddar" is probably a bad pickup line.
Also, it's only sort-of meat, it comes in a loaf... ;)
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Thanks brother this is all very sound advice. I can so see myself making all those newbie mistakes. But I'm gonna have to find out about the horsey sauce for myself. Something about that thought seems so right!
glassgrl said:
Congrats @Fishee!!! Have a great first day! I'll have a virgin waiting for you when you get off work.
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I have a feeling I'm gonna need that virgin. Looks delicious. And I know how to work it slow.
m3rma1d said:
Omfg I love Arby's.
Marry me, Fishee!!
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I'd marry your sexy butt in a heart beat! What's your ring size beautiful?
Ace said:
And some day, she'll look back and wonder. Where did it all go wrong?
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"I want someone to look at me the way I look at bacon."
Brother, if she's looking at me like she looks at beef and cheddar it's gonna be wedded bliss. Oh the kinky things I'm thinking right now. I think I need a cold shower before I go to work!
m3rma1d said:
I copied the "confused black gurl" Arby's meme a couple weeks back haha

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I mean, Arby's isn't my #1 FAVE but it's up there. And I couldn't pass up the oppourtunity to pay this homage.

@Fishee What about that "secret menu" Meat Mountain thingy? I wanna order it so bad haha
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Save this picture. I want it for our wedding day.
Meat Mountain thingy? I have no idea. But I'm a mountain of meat and all about the thingy!
I think we will be very happy together.
 
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Fishee said:
I'd marry your sexy butt in a heart beat! What's your ring size beautiful?
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"chubby"!


Save this picture. I want it for our wedding day.
Meat Mountain thingy? I have no idea. But I'm a mountain of meat and all about the thingy!
I think we will be very happy together.
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Yeah I've heard you can order it secretly at any Arby's for $10, and I fucking WANT ONE!
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2014/09/08/346859997/sandwich-monday-the-arbys-meat-mountain
No swiss tho, swiss cheese is fucking gross.
We can be happy, just keep me fully supplied in fast food meat and don't boo hoo when I weigh 500 lb.
 
Ace

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Need more like buttons for this post. Good luck fishboi
Fishee said:
Thanks for the heads up. I do get confused very easily.

Thank you darling, you're so sweet.

Thanks brother this is all very sound advice. I can so see myself making all those newbie mistakes. But I'm gonna have to find out about the horsey sauce for myself. Something about that thought seems so right!

I have a feeling I'm gonna need that virgin. Looks delicious. And I know how to work it slow.

I'd marry your sexy butt in a heart beat! What's your ring size beautiful?

"I want someone to look at me the way I look at bacon."
Brother, if she's looking at me like she looks at beef and cheddar it's gonna be wedded bliss. Oh the kinky things I'm thinking right now. I think I need a cold shower before I go to work!

Save this picture. I want it for our wedding day.
Meat Mountain thingy? I have no idea. But I'm a mountain of meat and all about the thingy!
I think we will be very happy together.
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CaFF said:
Congrats man!

Just remember:
  • you can handle the meat, just don't play with it. ;-)
  • horsey sauce is not a good personal lubricant.
  • "wanna see my beef & cheddar" is probably a bad pickup line.
Also, it's only sort-of meat, it comes in a loaf... ;)
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Steal me some arby's sauce! LOVE that shit
 
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hi there everyone, i'm not on vu as much now as the summer is over :( and it's time to do some work and exercise

i think this is brilliant


The 14-year-old stood at an intersection on Broadway where he was put on blast in front of those driving by.
“I decided he broke the law and they only gave him a few hours of community service. So I decided that we were going to wear a sign, since you’re looking for attention we’re going to get you attention,” says Lax.

Attention they definitely got. Some onlookers called the police on the mother, believing her method of punishment to be illegal, but police officers say she is completely within her rights to make her son stand on the side of the street.
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Ace

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Im up in the air about this stuff. Funny etc but long term benefits? Meh. Dunno
Hobby Kid said:
hi there everyone, i'm not on vu as much now as the summer is over :( and it's time to do some work and exercise

i think this is brilliant

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@Hobby Kid ... are you a teacher? Am curious because of what you said about being busier after the summer season.
 
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moecat said:
@Hobby Kid ... are you a teacher? Am curious because of what you said about being busier after the summer season.
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i am in fact a qualified teacher for uni students 19+ but that's not what i do.
and i just spent the summer lazing it up and now it's time to get busy :)
 
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The corner of my boyfriend's living room where I work all day has this giant spider outside the window distracting me every day.. So I just went outside and got pics of it. It's at least an inch long, maybe more.

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Hobby Kid said:
how did you quote that so fast!!! didn't give me time to edit lol
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Oops, well if it makes you feel better I have to go back & edit the one you quoted me on too LOL
I'll edit your quote if you edit mine!
 
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Gotta love you crazy Canadians :D
 
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