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Whiskey · Sep 10, 2014

LMAO!!!!!!

moecat · Sep 10, 2014

cherrycakes said:
haha in the video the guy removing it almost grabs it by the dick

You're paying WAY too much attention to this article

cherrycakes · Sep 10, 2014

they broke his leg off though

moecat · Sep 10, 2014

So instead of a tripod, it's a bipod

MKPM · Sep 10, 2014

glassgrl said:
Congrats @Fishee!!! Have a great first day! I'll have a virgin waiting for you when you get off work.

Not sure if that would bring me home any faster...........oh.........it's a drink. NEVERMIND

MKPM · Sep 10, 2014

Arby's ok..........Lions Choice BETTER!

MKPM · Sep 10, 2014

We need a Wimpy Burger here.

ghost62 · Sep 10, 2014

@Fishee
I've been kinda hit or miss on the threads past few days so I didn't get the chance to say congratulations on the job! Very cool!

cherrycakes · Sep 10, 2014

Anyone see this?

http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/0...g-is-why-brands-shouldnt-be-allowed-to-tweet/

moecat · Sep 10, 2014

Uhhhh ... wtf was DiGiorno thinking?!?!

cherrycakes · Sep 10, 2014

at first I was mad but now I realize the dumbass didn't read the posts of the people using the hashtag and so it's pretty unintentionally hilarious

cherrycakes · Sep 10, 2014

protip: always read the posts before jumping on the hashtag bandwagon! lol

ghost62 · Sep 10, 2014

cherrycakes said:
Anyone see this?

http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/0...g-is-why-brands-shouldnt-be-allowed-to-tweet/

The subject matter is a terrible fact of life for those who feel trapped, but the screwup is funny as HELL!

cherrycakes · Sep 10, 2014

of course if I was one of those women sharing my domestic abuse story I doubt it'd be as funny

ghost62 · Sep 10, 2014

cherrycakes said:
of course if I was one of those women sharing my domestic abuse story I doubt it'd be as funny

Too true

ghost62 · Sep 10, 2014

That's what DiGornio gets for using FastTech staff writers as their publicists...

I hear they are coming out with a new 'trending crust pizza for family ethnic dinner joy'

I read that on TRITTER...

glassgrl · Sep 10, 2014

ghost62 said:
That's what DiGornio gets for using FastTech staff writers as their publicists...

I hear they are coming out with a new 'trending crust pizza for family ethnic dinner joy'

I read that on TRITTER...

What does that even mean? It's pizzataco eggroll night?

Ace · Sep 10, 2014

Pho pizzataco eggroll night. Dang. Now im hungry.

ghost62 · Sep 10, 2014

glassgrl said:
What does that even mean? It's pizzataco eggroll night?

Not supposed to make sense.
Kinda like the instruction manual for the Cylapex I bought.

glassgrl · Sep 10, 2014

Googling Cylapex (which I thought was going to be an exercise machine)...I see what you mean. P means VW. Of course!

m3rma1d · Sep 10, 2014

Damn, Satan is PACKIN'!

Also, I'm hungry for DiGiorno's now because that was fucking awesome. I've never actually HAD DiGiorno's, but I will try it now!*

(And I have an ex that tried to kill me with a hammer, so please don't think I don't know what I'm laughing at. Funny is funny, despite its sometimes offensive side-effects)

ghost62 · Sep 10, 2014

glassgrl said:
Googling Cylapex (which I thought was going to be an exercise machine)...I see what you mean. P means VW. Of course!

The one I ordered was when they first came out. At that time, they didn't come with a nerd.

Ace · Sep 10, 2014

For sale: home circumcision kit. Simply plug in and remove the guard cover.

safety note: beware backslapping friends while using product.

ghost62 · Sep 10, 2014

Ace said:
For sale: home circumcision kit. Simply plug in and remove the guard cover. View attachment 5449
safety note: beware backslapping friends while using product.

Only used once, huh?

MoFo · Sep 10, 2014

Just a little off the top sir.

Ace · Sep 10, 2014

MoFo · Sep 10, 2014

As long as it isn't one of the crazy old school orthodox rabbis that bite it off...

I mean think about the horror of seeming a man...no nevermind. It's bad enough that I just gave myself that mental image.

moecat · Sep 10, 2014

I just ate ... don't need to be thinking about or seeing this shite

ghost62 · Sep 10, 2014

MoFo said:
As long as it isn't one of the crazy old school orthodox rabbis that bite it off...

I mean think about the horror of seeming a man...no nevermind. It's bad enough that I just gave myself that mental image.

I hit the 'Like' button just so I could 'Unlike'it.

Fishee · Sep 10, 2014

m3rma1d said:
"chubby"!

Yeah I've heard you can order it secretly at any Arby's for $10, and I fucking WANT ONE!
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2014/09/08/346859997/sandwich-monday-the-arbys-meat-mountain
No swiss tho, swiss cheese is fucking gross.
We can be happy, just keep me fully supplied in fast food meat and don't boo hoo when I weigh 500 lb.

Not "chubby", thick! There is a difference. I'm chubby. You are mmmm mmmm GOOD!
And yes, there is the meat mountain sandwich. OMG! it's a thing of beauty. It has every single meat Arby's has to offer. The can't even fit it in the box. I will definitely eat at least....several of those.
I would shower you in buckets of fast food and give you all the meat you heart could ever desire.
500 lbs? shit, that's light weight baby! That's when the sex starts getting innovative.

Fishee · Sep 10, 2014

Ace said:
Need more like buttons for this post. Good luck fishboi

Thanks brudda, it was a good day. Didn't work as many hours as I would have liked but I'm making a pay check so I'm content.

moecat · Sep 10, 2014

Fishee said:
Not "chubby", thick! There is a difference. I'm chubby. You are mmmm mmmm GOOD!
And yes, there is the meat mountain sandwich. OMG! it's a thing of beauty. It has every single meat Arby's has to offer. The can't even fit it in the box. I will definitely eat at least....several of those.
I would shower you in buckets of fast food and give you all the meat you heart could ever desire.
500 lbs? shit, that's light weight baby! That's when the sex starts getting innovative.

Not sure whether or not to "like" this.

There be things both right and wrong about it

EDIT: I "liked" it. Speaks volumes about me, eh?

MoFo · Sep 10, 2014

ghost62 said:
I hit the 'Like' button just so I could 'Unlike'it.

Yeah, how'd you like that mental image?

Chomp chomp. Lmao.

m3rma1d · Sep 10, 2014

Fishee said:
Not "chubby", thick! There is a difference. I'm chubby. You are mmmm mmmm GOOD!
And yes, there is the meat mountain sandwich. OMG! it's a thing of beauty. It has every single meat Arby's has to offer. The can't even fit it in the box. I will definitely eat at least....several of those.
I would shower you in buckets of fast food and give you all the meat you heart could ever desire.
500 lbs? shit, that's light weight baby! That's when the sex starts getting innovative.

Fuck yeah baby, I'll curl your fries--Nahmsayin'???

Fishee · Sep 10, 2014

m3rma1d said:
Fuck yeah baby, I'll curl your fries--Nahmsayin'???

Hell yeah I know what you're saying and just thinking about it is getting my French dip dripping! nah mean?

Ace · Sep 10, 2014

That just freaked out my heebie jeebies.

MoFo said:
As long as it isn't one of the crazy old school orthodox rabbis that bite it off...

I mean think about the horror of seeming a man...no nevermind. It's bad enough that I just gave myself that mental image.

ghost62 · Sep 10, 2014

MoFo said:
Yeah, how'd you like that mental image?

Chomp chomp. Lmao.

You're not right.

Ace · Sep 10, 2014

Laughed my ass off at you 2 aquatic pervs.

ghost62 · Sep 10, 2014

Ace said:
That just freaked out my heebie jeebies.

Hebrew jeebies

Ace · Sep 10, 2014

Bris biscuits

ghost62 said:
Hebrew jeebies

Fishee · Sep 10, 2014

Ace said:
Laughed my ass off at you 2 aquatic pervs.

I call it aquatica erotica!

Ace · Sep 10, 2014

I wouldn't kick m3rma1d outta bed for eatin meat either

Crackers are another story.

glassgrl · Sep 10, 2014

Sometimes I wish I couldn't read.

Ace · Sep 10, 2014

Lol.

glassgrl said:
Sometimes I wish I couldn't read.

No you don't

glassgrl · Sep 10, 2014

ghost62 said:
The one I ordered was when they first came out. At that time, they didn't come with a nerd.

I'm sorry you got ripped off. He looks like he knows how to iTouch himself.

MoFo · Sep 10, 2014

Ace said:
That just freaked out my heebie jeebies.

LoL! ^

I remember a few years back that a rabbi had given some children herpes by that method. I mean come on man, it's the 21st century, somebody needs to bring these guys up to date on medical procedures.

cherrycakes · Sep 10, 2014

glassgrl said:
Googling Cylapex (which I thought was going to be an exercise machine)...I see what you mean. P means VW. Of course!

my mvp2 has a P U . One is supposed to be power the other is supposed to be voltage. But no, it's a u.

moecat · Sep 10, 2014

Less muss and fuss with these kind of nerds ...

Ace · Sep 10, 2014

And then he converted to catholicism. ..

MoFo said:
LoL! ^

I remember a few years back that a rabbi had given some children herpes by that method. I mean come on man, it's the 21st century, somebody needs to bring these guys up to date on medical procedures.

cherrycakes · Sep 10, 2014

m3rma1d said:
Damn, Satan is PACKIN'!

Also, I'm hungry for DiGiorno's now because that was fucking awesome. I've never actually HAD DiGiorno's, but I will try it now!*

(And I have an ex that tried to kill me with a hammer, so please don't think I don't know what I'm laughing at. Funny is funny, despite its sometimes offensive side-effects)

It's pretty disappointing. Definitely would rather have delivery

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