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oh no doubt about it!LOL i dunno she might just wupp your ass
And I would love every brutal blow
I love the women of MMA.
Them girls can definitely bang.
Yea they don't fuck aroundoh no doubt about it!
And I would love every brutal blow
I love the women of MMA.
Them girls can definitely bang.
I'm quite convinced that all you say about her is totally accurate.
However, just as there is always room for Jello, there is always room for shenanigans.
Even while I pull my last dying breath I shall die with a shenanigan on my lips or in my fist.
I hope your good at shenanigans then
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I think I do pretty well for an old guy
But with age comes the wisdom to know when, where and with whom to pick and choose one's battles.
I could happily go through the rest of my days knowing that I have not truly been beat up by a girl.
Although I'm mean enough to punch a chick in the face if she is mean enough to fight like a man.
I hope to never be in any more physical altercations again either with man or woman as long as I live.
Because I prefer to enjoy my violence vicariously.
I'll see if I can find a video of my fiancé doing some pad work...I think I do pretty well for an old guy
But with age comes the wisdom to know when, where and with whom to pick and choose one's battles.
I could happily go through the rest of my days knowing that I have not truly been beat up by a girl.
Although I'm mean enough to punch a chick in the face if she is mean enough to fight like a man.
I hope to never be in any more physical altercations again either with man or woman as long as I live.
Because I prefer to enjoy my violence vicariously.
(She won't get in the cage)
That's awesome!
I have a lot of respect and appreciation fro mma.
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Borderlands Pre-Sequel completely kicked my ass today. The stupid story mission went on for seven freakin' hours concluding with a mega boss battle at which point I was short on dough from having been killed a hundred times (it takes a percentage of your money away every time you regenerate) so I can't buy any ammo for the rocket launcher. Had to turn it off before I threw the controller through the TV. The boss battle will just have to wait as I have a few beers to calm down.
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One of my favorite shows. I HATED the final season of it but everything before that was just top notch.
It's good so far
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If you think so then you'll love it, it just keeps getting better (until the final season, but of course that's just my opinion)
Lol well I'm not going to ask you what happens
These Christmas soaps turned out really well.
These Christmas soaps turned out really well.
Those look great! Me and pointy soap, probably not a good idea...lol
So, I've been cooking down this broth SLOWLY for like a whole day now, and it's finally in a nice saucy state.
So, what to do? I know..add some meat to take a bath in it!
Something I like to do: cook up hotdogs and stuff in a spicy sauce instead of boring old water.
Added four small pre-fried and fork-pierced chicken patties to soak up some goodness as well. They need the help. =)
(The floating bits are some chopped onions I'm adding now for extra flavor, sweetness and a bit of texture.)
Yup, I have hot saucy meat in my slow-cooker...
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That my friend would be way too complicated to explain, A LOT happens. ;<))
nopes. never seen anything like that anywayHaven't you seen CAPCHA tests before on websites?
I thought it was funny....figuring my proclivity for hot things.
It's not all rosy. Will drop to 61 with a chance of rain by Fri. Woe is me
I clicked on the gif and I didn't see a bulge
What a beautiful man. Sorry for your loss Just MeI miss my dad, he was my step father but the man who raised me we lost him a few months back. He was a great man rescued horses and was there whenever someone needed him. He kept his cancer a secret from us all til the very end. Love you Dad
Good lord what a fuss over a word...I wont say it any more in here
Wee sacrifice for someone's comfort.
it's not even worth talking about
Had not planned on it.
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What I miss? I missed something? Huh huh tell me huh?
You made those?!! nice!These Christmas soaps turned out really well.
They look like something you'd want to eat...White chocolate stars!
What good girls. So disciplinedBe right there Love
Hi Franny. What is this horchata? did i say it right?
I missed it, too. Late to the party again
To "comment" is to talk
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Oy ... you both aren't going to start a "splitting hairs" thread, are you?!
Thank you for explaining my language to me....greatly appreciated.
Nahh, we are having a cheerful mutual piss take, is that not correct @No Ash More Cash ?Oy ... you both aren't going to start a "splitting hairs" thread, are you?!
Oh, no worries, I'm just surprised you hadn't seen one before.
The joke was, you're supposed to replicate the text so the site knows you are a human.
I put in "yes plz" instead because it said Hot Sauce. ;-)
This'll explain CAPTCHA: http://netforbeginners.about.com/od/c/f/What-Is-a-CAPTCHA-Test.htm
Well, the sauce is done finally.
It's hotttt, smokey, rich and earthy...gonna rock it on rice, with pasta, over some meats or ???
Hot-packed it into an clean old pickle jar and into the fridge, for 32 ounces of slow-cooked Awesomesauce.
You cook and you can........... @CaFF lets just stop toying with each other's emotions and get married.Oh, no worries, I'm just surprised you hadn't seen one before.
The joke was, you're supposed to replicate the text so the site knows you are a human.
I put in "yes plz" instead because it said Hot Sauce. ;-)
This'll explain CAPTCHA: http://netforbeginners.about.com/od/c/f/What-Is-a-CAPTCHA-Test.htm
Well, the sauce is done finally.
It's hotttt, smokey, rich and earthy...gonna rock it on rice, with pasta, over some meats or ???
Hot-packed it into an clean old pickle jar and into the fridge, for 32 ounces of slow-cooked Awesomesauce.
Hmm, I see what you mean, but this is far more rustic. Thankfully, I don't cook French.
It's more like a BBQ/Chilli sauce just had a meaty broth beginning at this point. No idea what that would be properly be called, if anything.
My chicken/sauce was sort of like a disjointed bastard version of this dish: http://raaazzzfoodlove.blogspot.se/2014/02/chicken-masaledar.html
So, I'll call it: Hawt Bastard Sauce !!
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HahaWait, you mean snatch sauce comes in a bottle? That's gotta be uncomfortable....
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Hmm, I see what you mean, but this is far more rustic. Thankfully, I don't cook French.
It's more like a BBQ/Chilli sauce just had a meaty broth beginning at this point. No idea what that would be properly be called, if anything.
So, I'll call it: Hawt Bastard Sauce !!
Add 2 drops of this to the sauce and let me know if you survive:
That is the scariest, hottest sauce on the damn planet. I put ONE drop into a pint bowl of homemade salsa and blew my lips off.
It's hotttt, smokey, rich and earthy...gonna rock it on rice, with pasta, over some meats or ???
Hot-packed it into an clean old pickle jar and into the fridge, for 32 ounces of slow-cooked Awesomesauce.
Dammit, @CaFF. You're like the Jewish mother of posters. Every time it's EAT, EAT, EAT!
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