Alternate Universe

[cherrycakes]

Bidding on a rainbow vamo on eBay... $27
Can hold out no longer
Will probably pif the old one, it works but the threading is slightly fucked up

 

[Just Me]

Does this count as pirate costume

You can borrow my pirate costume I even have the hat and knee lenghth boots

 

[Just Me]

@cherrycakes I have this one, (yes the whole thing)

 

[havok333]

Lol have tank top on underneath sorry was just seeing if it fit

Yeah, you should take that off too. Gets all I'm the way and stuff. I'm thinking pirate chicks should wear as little as possible to be authentic.

 

[cherrycakes]

@cherrycakes I have this one, (yes the whole thing) View attachment 5950

Nice boots!

 

[Tripster]

lol

 

[havok333]

@cherrycakes I have this one, (yes the whole thing) View attachment 5950

May as well try it on for us...

 

[Ace]

Boots?

Nice boots!

Oh. Yeah boots

 

[Just Me]

Nice boots!

I love boots. Just have to watch the heel I am tall enough without heels so I usually only go 2 -3 inch

 

[Ace]

Guess: 5'10""

I love boots. Just have to watch the heel I am tall enough without heels so I usually only go 2 -3 inch

 

[Just Me]

Guess: 5'10""

LOL 5'9 and 1/2

 

[Just Me]

Ok so what are you all dressing us as for halloween?? I need some new ideas!!

 

[Ace]

Ill probably be dressed as a middle aged white guy with a smart mouth and bad attitude. I already have the outfit!

 

[Whiskey]

I should do this one.........

 

[rjmara]

You can borrow my pirate costume I even have the hat and knee lenghth boots

Stuff like this is what causes extreme bouts of fap-ulation.....where the hell did I put my lotion?

 

[cherrycakes]

Stuff like this is what causes extreme bouts of fap-ulation.....where the hell did I put my lotion?

Foot fetish? Pirate? Lol

 

[glassgrl]

Ok so what are you all dressing us as for halloween?? I need some new ideas!!

I'm going to be a cranky bitch as usual.

My son's dog is a yappy little fucker when someone knocks or rings the doorbell. I don't know. I made costumes for plays for years and kinda got burned out. All the kids wear are store bought shit but I still get super excited when I see a homemade one. lol

 

[cherrycakes]

Technically this is a cantina girl costume, hubby says it looks like a gypsy??

 

[kelli]

<-----my obligatory pirate pic

 

[kelli]

Ok so what are you all dressing us as for halloween?? I need some new ideas!!

i always do it up right for halloween. it's my favorite holiday.

 

[havok333]

I'm going to be a cranky bitch as usual.

My son's dog is a yappy little fucker when someone knocks or rings the doorbell. I don't know. I made costumes for plays for years and kinda got burned out. All the kids wear are store bought shit but I still get super excited when I see a homemade one. lol

You're right about the crappy costumes. Kids don't even try hard around here, and some don't wear a costume at all! Blasphemy!

 

[glassgrl]

You're right about the crappy costumes. Kids don't even try hard around here, and some don't wear a costume at all! Blasphemy!

I know. They come in the scariest costume of all...teenagers. Arrr.

 

[ghost62]

Ok so what are you all dressing us as for halloween?? I need some new ideas!!

I'm going as the invisible man- not going to any parties but will tell everyone I was there.
'Didn't ya see me?'
'No.'
'Good costume, huh?'

 

[ghost62]

Ill probably be dressed as a middle aged white guy with a smart mouth and bad attitude. I already have the outfit!

Lose the fake nose... it's a bit much.

 

[Fishee]

Glad I didn't totally miss Pirate Day

 

[Ace]

Really? I thought I made it work. I'll het right on that.

Lose the fake nose... it's a bit much.

 

[Ace]

I need to go have a frosty beverage tonight. Too bad all you effers live so far, I'd even buy.

 

[havok333]

I need to go have a frosty beverage tonight. Too bad all you effers live so far, I'd even buy.

Someone might buy you a few drinks if you don that outfit in your avatar!

 

[Ace]

Someone might buy you a few drinks if you don that outfit in your avatar!

That outfit might, just maybe, fit my leg. Im way too close to pushing maximum density for that kind of foolishness

 

[Fishee]

That outfit might, just maybe, fit my leg. Im way too close to pushing maximum density for that kind of foolishness

Then wear nothing else. just wear it on your leg.
You'd still get lotsa drinks bought for ya.

 

[rjmara]

Which one of ye landlubbers wants to swab the poopdeck

 

[rjmara]

i always do it up right for halloween. it's my favorite holiday.

 

[kelli]

ha







ha

 

[Fishee]

Thank you for this thread kelli.
Most of all thank you for letting me bring my freak show

 

[cherrycakes]

what in the fuck

 

[Fishee]

what in the fuck

It just feels right.

 

[cherrycakes]

who the hell are those people
and wtf is that in their mouth

 

[Fishee]

who the hell are those people
and wtf is that in their mouth

I have no idea and I can only imagine.

 

[kelli]

i think the woman is that horrid michelle bachman, a sarah palin like congresswoman.

 

[kelli]

It just feels right.

but is oh so wrong.

 

[Ace]

I can't stop watching... the booty shaking

 

[ghost62]

who the hell are those people
and wtf is that in their mouth

It looks like some weird German porn...

 

[kelli]

It looks like some weird German porn...

or italian....could be a breadstick.

 

[Zamazam]

I can't stop watching... the booty shaking

baby got back!

 

[Fishee]

I can't stop watching... the booty shaking

Of course I would throw something in there for your entertainment as well.
I couldn't make a post like that without thinking about good ol' Ace

 

[Fishee]

but is oh so wrong.

If it's fishee it's wrong.
If it aint fishee it aint right.

 

[kelli]

Thank you for this thread kelli.

you're welcome, dear. tho some of the stuff isn't exactly what i had in mind.

 

[cherrycakes]

It looks like some weird German porn...

That's what I thought lol

 

[Ace]

Thats because we make things BETTER than you can imagine!

you're welcome, dear. tho some of the stuff isn't exactly what i had in mind.

 

[Fishee]

you're welcome, dear. tho some of the stuff isn't exactly what i had in mind.

I'm glad you don't have that stuff in your mind.
It's bad enough that I share the images similar to what's in my mind.
This thread would be way too fucked up if there were two of my minds running around the place