ohmygawd, that was fun. Just got another one of those "We would like to lend your company money" calls. Usually, they're tape recorded. This was a live person, from the Philippines. Asked me if I had any immediate business plans that required capital. "Yes". What business plans? "I would like to plunder". Flunder?! "No, Plunder, with a P, like Pillipino" What is plunder? "Plunder is what a Pirate does when he boards a merchants ship" OK sir, and how much do you need to plunder? "All of it". Excuse me, sir? All of it? "Yes, all of it". We have capital available up to 50,000. "That will be a good start". Oh my gawd, we went on for 15 minutes. Sometimes, I have WAY too much time on my hands...