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roxynoodle
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No wonder that young lady ran off after shitting on your lawn.
Hey I seem to be feeding a family of skunks they need to earn their keep.
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Real men love Kiddens!Hahahaha...
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I'm sure they're useful for keeping uninvited guests away.
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So did I. Bad freezing rain storm. I finally manage to get in my barn, and WHAM!
Holy shit, I was so damn glad school closed for the weather! I did not want to call work to say I woulbd be late because I needed 5 big cans of tomato sauce to bathe myself in.
The Wife Unit's physical therapist saw them and went back to his car and called me. I went out and shooed them off.
They are being trained to attack children and Jehovas Witnesses in my yard.
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How long did it take to get it all off 100%?
She did the tomatoe sause and bunch of other remedies but six months later she'd sometimes emanate that pungent aroma.
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That used to happen with all my raccoons who sat on the porch all day. People called me from my driveway because they were afraid to get out of their cars.
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No, it worked really well for me. I buried my clothes though!
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The worst part was having to go to Walmart at 5am stinking of skunk, and during an ice storm to boot. Took me 45 minutes each way and I covered my seat with garbage bags.
Raccoons get in my workshop and mess up my stuff.
Have to shoot them.
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You win!
No problem.
When Chinese people want to breath fresh air, they buy it from Canada.
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/12/15/canadians-are-selling-cans-of-fresh-air-to-china.html
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They don't shoot stink bombs at you though.
I did step in bear shit once and had to throw the shoes away. Early fall and it had been gorging on salmon...
Was that in the woods?
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Eww! You might win for worst shit to step in, too!
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My dad says baby bears shit in the woods.
Yep winner of the excrement extraordinaire award.
The big ones do it wherever they want.
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Apparently.
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Smacked a bear on the nose once.
Was in the Smoky mountains. Kllingmans Dome, millions of people around. Grabbed my daypack and off thru the woods I went till I could hear no more humans.
pulled out a bottle of Leibfraumilch, some smoked gouda and crackers and strung up a pocket hammock.
Was a nice day and must have dozed off. Woke to something snuffling my ear. Instinctive reaction resulted in baby bear beside my hammock going WAAH WAAH! I found that one can get out of one of those hammocks in one move with enough incentive.
Bear took off so I figured it was going for help so I took off back towards all the other bear bait humans.
Was in the Smoky mountains. Kllingmans Dome, millions of people around. Grabbed my daypack and off thru the woods I went till I could hear no more humans.
pulled out a bottle of Leibfraumilch, some smoked gouda and crackers and strung up a pocket hammock.
Was a nice day and must have dozed off. Woke to something snuffling my ear. Instinctive reaction resulted in baby bear beside my hammock going WAAH WAAH! I found that one can get out of one of those hammocks in one move with enough incentive.
Bear took off so I figured it was going for help so I took off back towards all the other bear bait humans.
I wonder if you write WT(EC)F on ECF, will they censor it like they censor WTF?
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so this driptip is just wrong!
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That Trumps my story
It was just there to pick up a pizza with anchovies.
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It's not wrong, it's just too small.so this driptip is just wrong!
so this driptip is just wrong!
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Here's your link @Hank F. Spankman !so this driptip is just wrong!
http://www.vaporcube.com/hardware/splash-anodized-aluminum-long-510-drip-tip.html
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The snake in the bathroom was interesting. Of course I had to see it while I was on the throne. It was curled up next to the garbage can. It moved it's head, and I was like OMG WTF? Then my cat swiped at it! I threw her out and shut the door so it was just me, and the new guest. Then I had a conundrum as bathrooms don't contain many useful tools for snake catching. I used the toilet brush to hold it's head down (which took me like 10 tries). Then grabbed it up and ran outside. The damn thing sprayed me, too, with some stinky cloud of who knows what. I threw it in a corn field.
I once was sitting on my couch in NM, and felt something tickling me leg. I very gently pulled my jeans away from my leg & shook... out the bottom came a tiny bark scorpion!
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so this driptip is just wrong!
I wanted to send those to several people on ecf. I can't imagine why such a plan entered my mind.
Reading this thread is even more fun then trolling a Provari fan thread.
I'd bet my life on it.....
You scared the poor thing so bad it peed on itself (and you).
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The rabbit in the basement was another good one. My back porch is enclosed and functions as a utility room. It's also where the entrance to the dungeon is. I was doing laundry and I heard something walking around in the basement 
It obviously wasn't a mouse. I said, "Hello? What are you?" And hear it coming up the steps to my voice. So I'm thinking one of the cats must have got in. It gets to the top of the steps, and it's a rabbit! I had the worst time getting it out of the house! I would chase it to the door, but it wouldn't go out! It would spin around and leap at me, then run back down into the basement. At least twice it hit me in the gut and knocked me on my ass!
It obviously wasn't a mouse. I said, "Hello? What are you?" And hear it coming up the steps to my voice. So I'm thinking one of the cats must have got in. It gets to the top of the steps, and it's a rabbit! I had the worst time getting it out of the house! I would chase it to the door, but it wouldn't go out! It would spin around and leap at me, then run back down into the basement. At least twice it hit me in the gut and knocked me on my ass!
I probably stepped in some of it's poo, too.
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The rabbit in the basement was another good one. My back porch is enclosed and functions as a utility room. It's also where the entrance to the dungeon is. I was doing laundry and I heard something walking around in the basement
Naughty rabbit!
I love replying to myself.
You needed the Holy Hand grenade of Antioch!The rabbit in the basement was another good one. My back porch is enclosed and functions as a utility room. It's also where the entrance to the dungeon is. I was doing laundry and I heard something walking around in the basement
It was going for the throat.
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It wasn't pee. It was a stink cloud. I looked it up after I showered. Black rat snakes can do that.
Yeah, I scared it, but it scared me. At least I didn't kill it.
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Just bought one of these!
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The rabbit in the basement was another good one. My back porch is enclosed and functions as a utility room. It's also where the entrance to the dungeon is. I was doing laundry and I heard something walking around in the basement
Geez, it sounds like one of those monty python killer rabbits.
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It was like the Monte Python killer rabbit.
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Andria, we echoed.
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