Only on occasion, but all guys do so don't judge...oh, shock, I thought you said spank, erm, never mind then.
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AndriaD
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Nice stash box.......
It's to remove clutter from the top of my printer -- I mainly use it as a printer, but my husband uses it as a copier, and bitches about all the crap he has to move everytime he uses it -- so I said BUY ME A FUCKING CABINET! And he did.
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It's to remove clutter from the top of my printer -- I mainly use it as a printer, but my husband uses it as a copier, and bitches about all the crap he has to move everytime he uses it -- so I said BUY ME A FUCKING CABINET! And he did.
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that cabinet looks a bit small for that activity...
Also like this one, but it might be Kate BushYeah, Red Rain is good, also Shock the Monkey, and Games Without Frontiers. But Big Time is still my favorite.
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The net is a wonderful place, where else can I waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once .
And to think we used to work without a net
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Those were dangerous times indeed.And to think we used to work without a net
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Damn it. Thought I had the process of making fucking things locked up and patented. I bet in making her fucking cabinet they use the same process I use in making fucking pants. I'll need to send Sue Perman after them, she will get them on schedule and plan it daily.
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It's Bi-curious George!
Nothing shocks you. GM and GFY Lucy, and Krewe.
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Or you can just call him kad
Nope, my curiosity only extends to felis concolor.
Spank? You mean I don't have to use electrodes? Well that changes everything!
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I try to remain insect-friendly. They have their place and function in the world and I'm fine letting them do that. As long as their domicile doesn't interfere with mine, it's cool. And with those yellowjackets, I was very Zen with them all that week - "don't bother me and I won't bother you; just don't buzz around my face!" Which worked, until that last day when that little bastard nailed me in the back of the arm.
Chester is the bomb! Love the commercials.
I can do that at work AND get paid for it!
Hold the cookies and bacon for me please.
Coffee. Lots of coffee. 
Worked a double-header yesterday. Men's League. Temps north of 90, which is damned hot for us in the Top Left Corner. I'm exhausted.
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They've gotten me more than once -- once, when I was a teenager, riding in the bed of one of my uncles' pickup truck, I sat down on the wheel-well housing, and one got me almost right on the ass! Damn 70s short-shorts!
But it's my husband who's had the worst tangles with them -- he's learned not to go out to do yard-work wearing shorts, and certainly not "commando" in those shorts -- one stung him on his dangly bits! 
I've had to doctor HIS face with baking soda, when he had so many stings on his face, his eyes swelled almost shut -- he's rough and tough, "pain don't hurt", but it's hard to carry on when you can't see properly!Chester is the bomb! Love the commercials.
He certainly is! Those commercials amuse me almost as much as Geico's camel.
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Never quite understood that terminology. You are bi, or you're not. What is there to be curious about in simply loving people? You do, or you don't.
I see plenty of korn, this little town is surrounded by it. No zombies though, other than the teenagers.
Oh yeah? Well, I see how you are now. GFY Gleefully, and if you aren't gleeful to start keep on until you get there. See if you can those fucking pants I sent you, they might be helpful.
Sounds like a hell of a bash. Wonder if Mr. Zombie and his brother Spyder from PM5K will ever reconile to having PM5k&Zombie on one stage together? Think that would likely cause some sort of rift what brought Cthulhu through a portal into our world.
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This seriously cracked me up - does it make me an awful person?
No, that's delightful as hell. Laughing at shit like that can piss one off at the moment, but it's hilarious as hell later. I was helping my handyman take down a eavestrough on my house. We were both on ladders at each end. Had a wasp nest under it. I said "Hang on I'll get some spray" and that tough ole bastard said "Come on, lets just do this!" and gave the trough a violent shake. Farkin guard wasp dropped out, made a "beeline" for the VERY TIP of my nose, and hit me like a Taser. Oh, he laughed his ass off. I looked like W.C. Fields for awhile. LATER I thought it was funny as hell, but wasn't laughing too hard while I couldn't see past my Streisand.
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It wouldn't have been funny if she said "A wasp stung his penis"
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This seriously cracked me up - does it make me an awful person?
No... I thought it was pretty funny myself.
I just hope there were no "virgin eyes" around as he madly stripped off those shorts on the carport! Andria
Just as long as Rob doesn't team back up with Pee Wee, I'd go for anything.
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No... I thought it was pretty funny myself.
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I saw a guy do that once years ago when he got swarmed by ants while trimming a tree
He started screaming "Not my unit! Not the unit" jumped out of the tree, dropped his pants and did a hopping dance while trying to pick ants off of his dick and balls.
One of the funniest things I ever saw in my life!
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That sounds almost like what happened when that fucking mud dauber made a "beeline" for my eye! I wasn't bothering them, just sitting on the carport smoking, reading a book... so my head was facing down, to the book... damn wasp flies straight outta his mud hut right over the top of my glasses, smack! right into my eye, so naturally he stung me... which was the last thing he ever did! I started smacking myself silly, glasses went flying, hurt myself worse with the glasses hitting the bridge of my nose... then ran in the house and grabbed the baking soda, got my face wet, and started smacking myself with baking soda! Apparently I got the baking soda to the sting in time, it barely swelled at all.
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Here is the FDAs clarification on what is not deemed tobacco under the new regulations:
It defined “accessories” to mean items used with, but not made or derived from, tobacco that are “not intended or reasonably expected to affect or alter” a tobacco product (or that are expected to have such an effect solely by controlling moisture, temperature, or initial combustion). Id. at 29,102. Such accessories include conventional matches and lighters, ashtrays, cigar cutters, pipe pouches, hookah tongs, lanyards, and carrying cases. Id. at 28,975, 29,015–16, 29,019.
It defined “accessories” to mean items used with, but not made or derived from, tobacco that are “not intended or reasonably expected to affect or alter” a tobacco product (or that are expected to have such an effect solely by controlling moisture, temperature, or initial combustion). Id. at 29,102. Such accessories include conventional matches and lighters, ashtrays, cigar cutters, pipe pouches, hookah tongs, lanyards, and carrying cases. Id. at 28,975, 29,015–16, 29,019.
Agreed. I would be terrified if Pee Wee was there. Kid you not still have nightmares where he takes off his head and bounces it around. No, it is nothing like the flame guys in Labyrinth either, he gets rather morbidly psychotic in doing it.
Evening fugee's. Hope y'all had an awesome time GFing y'all self
Busy day here, got all three lawnmowers oil changed and running, got my moms car finally running. The exhaust was full of water and when it finally cranked was like a high volume hose blowing water. Changed the oil on that too. Got all my belongings out of my mustang and it's ready to be towed to the junk yard. And had the FEMA guy out here checking stuff out. Will be around ten days he said before I find out what they will give. Yet life moves on. Whenever I get a computer will post some pics for y'all.
Thru all this shit have ended up smoking 3 cigs so far. Almost bought a pack today. It was close but vaped thru it. I'm just ready for some normalcy to return to life. The pets been great thru all this but I can tell they are stressed out. They lost their home too and don't understand why.
Busy day here, got all three lawnmowers oil changed and running, got my moms car finally running. The exhaust was full of water and when it finally cranked was like a high volume hose blowing water. Changed the oil on that too. Got all my belongings out of my mustang and it's ready to be towed to the junk yard. And had the FEMA guy out here checking stuff out. Will be around ten days he said before I find out what they will give. Yet life moves on. Whenever I get a computer will post some pics for y'all.
Thru all this shit have ended up smoking 3 cigs so far. Almost bought a pack today. It was close but vaped thru it. I'm just ready for some normalcy to return to life. The pets been great thru all this but I can tell they are stressed out. They lost their home too and don't understand why.
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Evening fugee's. Hope y'all had an awesome time GFing y'all self
Busy day here, got all three lawnmowers oil changed and running, got my moms car finally running. The exhaust was full of water and when it finally cranked was like a high volume hose blowing water. Changed the oil on that too. Got all my belongings out of my mustang and it's ready to be towed to the junk yard. And had the FEMA guy out here checking stuff out. Will be around ten days he said before I find out what they will give. Yet life moves on. Whenever I get a computer will post some pics for y'all.
Thru all this shit have ended up smoking 3 cigs so far. Almost bought a pack today. It was close but vaped thru it. I'm just ready for some normalcy to return to life. The pets been great thru all this but I can tell they are stressed out. They lost their home too and don't understand why.
For you and your 4 legged buddies... 3 cigs thru all this is amazing, really. All it took me to go back to full-time smoking was a fucking appendectomy, and then another month to pry the fucking hooks back outta my flesh!
At least you can drink! Maybe. Not sure how your recent meds additions would react to that, actually.hang tough!
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My husband just reminded me of something, which I CANNOT BELIEVE! i forgot... today's aug 21... his 24th sober anniversary... MINE WAS THE 14TH AND FUCKING DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE OR REMEMBER IT!
I can only blame the fact that 2 yrs of non-smoking sorta overshadowed the old news of 24 yrs sobriety.
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I can only blame the fact that 2 yrs of non-smoking sorta overshadowed the old news of 24 yrs sobriety.
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I'd like to be on Beartooth Pass when that happens. Something about the first row..
Doc...you plan on remodeling the house, or are you moving on to a different location?Evening fugee's. Hope y'all had an awesome time GFing y'all self
Busy day here, got all three lawnmowers oil changed and running, got my moms car finally running. The exhaust was full of water and when it finally cranked was like a high volume hose blowing water. Changed the oil on that too. Got all my belongings out of my mustang and it's ready to be towed to the junk yard. And had the FEMA guy out here checking stuff out. Will be around ten days he said before I find out what they will give. Yet life moves on. Whenever I get a computer will post some pics for y'all.
Thru all this shit have ended up smoking 3 cigs so far. Almost bought a pack today. It was close but vaped thru it. I'm just ready for some normalcy to return to life. The pets been great thru all this but I can tell they are stressed out. They lost their home too and don't understand why.
Really sorry to hear all this shit you're going through.....
Currently I am staying at my moms with the pets and the gf is staying at her moms. This weekend we was able to take Rascal my pit bull and stay at the gf's place but I was so tired I died in the recliner both nights and she wasn't able to get me up to go to bed. I have some glennlevits but if I started drinking that my mom wouldn't say anything but she wouldn't be happy with me either so drinking is really out of the question right now, sadly.
For you and your 4 legged buddies... 3 cigs thru all this is amazing, really. All it took me to go back to full-time smoking was a fucking appendectomy, and then another month to pry the fucking hooks back outta my flesh!
hang tough!
Andria
Greats on y'all sobriety annerversery.
Right now no, not planning on remodeling.Doc...you plan on remodeling the house, or are you moving on to a different location?
Really sorry to hear all this shit you're going through.....
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