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Talk about Rotten Tomatoes, huh? lol
Well yall, I had a new car today. We just got to the new home and I started putting together these new book cases I bought and I heard the gf said she will be back laters. Looked out the window a few minutes ago and the new car is gone...............
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How the hell did she get the keys? lol
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It all started when Stu asked if he could hide in my basement - not even having one to offer, I told him to ask Spanky, who is as sneaky as they come and has a pretty nice setup in his back-yard from what I hear.
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Yeah, fuck that shit. If it doesn't start with a fucking key, I want no part of itkeyless ignition
This is the season for sourdoughs: Sour on Alaska, no dough to leave
We need to talk. Well, I need to talk with you, anyway. Starting to lay plans for next years ride. Hwy 2 across the top of the U.S. to Seattle, then north to Alaska. Montana and Alaska are the last two states I have yet to visit. I guess I better bring some dough...
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Oooh, when?!?
Take the Alaska Highway north. Make a left when you hit the Tok Cutoff. After 125 miles it ends on the Richardson Highway. Take a left onto the Richardson Highway. At Milepost 10 look for Whispering Spruce and make a left. If you hat Milepost 9 you have gone too far. Make a right onto Snowflake. There are six houses on my street. Mine is the third on the right.
Take the Alaska Highway north. Make a left when you hit the Tok Cutoff. After 125 miles it ends on the Richardson Highway. Take a left onto the Richardson Highway. At Milepost 10 look for Whispering Spruce and make a left. If you hat Milepost 9 you have gone too far. Make a right onto Snowflake. There are six houses on my street. Mine is the third on the right.
Hellz yah! Looks like it is right on my way to Hwy 11? I heard it is better to do it EARLY in the summer, to avoid the State Bird?
You should head the ministry of disinformation with that spin!
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Well what am I supposed to do when the cops show up because of your big-mouth post Mr SLOTH???
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Hellz yah! Looks like it is right on my way to Hwy 11? I heard it is better to do it EARLY in the summer, to avoid the State Bird?
You can catch the ferry in Bremerton Wa to any number of AK ports, some of which are on the road system, some not.
The Dawter used to call my scoot "Bender"..
Yah, looking at Google Maps, seems there is a LOT of towns "not on the road system". Now THERE is a choice idea, Lucy! I could actually SKIP Canadian customs completely? They're not exactly "carry friendly", and I don't camp around bears without mah lil friends...
Yah, looking at Google Maps, seems there is a LOT of towns "not on the road system". Now THERE is a choice idea, Lucy! I could actually SKIP Canadian customs completely? They're not exactly "carry friendly", and I don't camp around bears without mah lil friends...
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The Dawter used to call my scoot "Bender"..
Yah, looking at Google Maps, seems there is a LOT of towns "not on the road system". Now THERE is a choice idea, Lucy! I could actually SKIP Canadian customs completely? They're not exactly "carry friendly", and I don't camp around bears without mah lil friends...
MMM, I would call the AMHS and ask about packing on the ferry if/when there are Canadian ports.
A friend of mine got arrested for having two firearms on his boat in a Canadian port that never actually touched Canadian soil.
I put a link to a blog from the Victoria Times about it. The guy runs a boat called the Lulu Belle to Valdez every summer from Port Angelos.
fred-rodolph-vs-the-firearms-act-or-when-good-people-are-victimized-by-bad-law
Once you are in Alaska, firearm heaven. Both kinds of carry are legal: open and concealed, no permits needed for either option.
No camping with Bares?The Dawter used to call my scoot "Bender"..
Yah, looking at Google Maps, seems there is a LOT of towns "not on the road system". Now THERE is a choice idea, Lucy! I could actually SKIP Canadian customs completely? They're not exactly "carry friendly", and I don't camp around bears without mah lil friends...
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Gotta admit I had some good laughs today. We drove to the car lot and she said she was doing the negotiating. Cool with me. They had this 2012 mustang on the lot that wasn't there yesterday and she wanted us to test drive that first so ok with me. The sales guy was like just take id down the road and right back and the gf was like, sure..... We pulled off the lot and she tells me to go this way and turn that way and next thing I know we are at another car lot looking at what they had while test driving this mustang. 
We leave there and go to another car lot to see what they had. I swear that girl is asshole just enough to be a major turn on at times 
We get back to the first car lot and she wants to test drive the Challenger so off we went again, this time with her driving. She goes the other way where there is more car lots. We stop a few places and talk to some sales guys while test driving another car. I'm cracking up the whole time. We go back to the first lot and then she is in wheeling and dealing mode. It was a trip
The sales guy was like just take id down the road and right back and the gf was like, sure..... We pulled off the lot and she tells me to go this way and turn that way and next thing I know we are at another car lot looking at what they had while test driving this mustang. We leave there and go to another car lot to see what they had. I swear that girl is asshole just enough to be a major turn on at times We get back to the first car lot and she wants to test drive the Challenger so off we went again, this time with her driving. She goes the other way where there is more car lots. We stop a few places and talk to some sales guys while test driving another car. I'm cracking up the whole time. We go back to the first lot and then she is in wheeling and dealing mode. It was a trip
Was not an only kid in the sense of being the only kid. I was the only one between my mom and biological dad. I grew up being a stand in father for two half brothers & myself. Loved always hanging around the older crowd, listening to "how it was" when they come up. It was helpful learning how to manage from the 'old mules' too.
Guess in a way I too have been a loner & understand your points well. I get a chuckle with my wife every once in a while, tell her I'm her "kept man". Saw my grandma & pap make similar work. Keep feeling at odds here though as we're not living in "just ours".
Those Hecklers can go eat a giant bag of Kochs...
Koch Hecklers?
Ahh we still have the Koch Brothers in the Illuminati.
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If I were there, I'd carry both, lol. Heat and Meat.
When I lived in Austin in the early 80s, dildos were illegal in Texas, lol
Well yeah! Texans know, you make em legal and everyone will soon be walking around with one.
I actually couldn't be happier. The protesters are providing their own means to go fuck themselves.
Wha-wha-what? Illegal? Is that even possible? They sell them in every produce stand, after all.
Austin Herald, front page headline: Dildos Now Legal
Bottom banner: Financial, Cucumber Market Crash Expected
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So true.
How people can delude themselves into thinking they are safer if law abiding citizens are disarmed is way beyond me
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It was my friend, notice I said the early 80s.
Back then, they still had blue laws (not just against dildos either) it was illegal to sell anything but actual food on Sundays, etc.
So, basically, only grocery stores were open and they had ropes they put on the shelves to block things it was illegal to buy. You couldn't buy TP, baby bottles, feminine protection, only food. And then, few groceries even bothered to open.
Little dicked Texans were afraid their wimmen would leave them for a dildo?
Sweet! So cucumbers were still up for grabs on Sundays.
Actually it kind of sounds like Bergen County, NJ to this day. We buy balloons (1 for every year) for the kids on their birthdays and sneak them into their rooms in the middle of the night. We went to a NJ supermarket on a Sunday once and they wouldn't sell us balloons. Are you freaking serious? It's the 21st freaking century! They were "nice" and sold them to us anyway. BUT, now this is hysterical, they forced us to carry them out in shopping bags. Helium. Balloons. In plastic bags. To this day we still laugh about the 11 bags of 11 balloons and our "groceries" floating upside down as we walked to the car. AND, the brain trust who sold them to us actually wanted us to walk them out in a shopping cart.
Actually it kind of sounds like Bergen County, NJ to this day. We buy balloons (1 for every year) for the kids on their birthdays and sneak them into their rooms in the middle of the night. We went to a NJ supermarket on a Sunday once and they wouldn't sell us balloons. Are you freaking serious? It's the 21st freaking century! They were "nice" and sold them to us anyway. BUT, now this is hysterical, they forced us to carry them out in shopping bags. Helium. Balloons. In plastic bags. To this day we still laugh about the 11 bags of 11 balloons and our "groceries" floating upside down as we walked to the car. AND, the brain trust who sold them to us actually wanted us to walk them out in a shopping cart.
hahahah....fucking nutty world....!
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Sweet! So cucumbers were still up for grabs on Sundays.
Actually it kind of sounds like Bergen County, NJ to this day. We buy balloons (1 for every year) for the kids on their birthdays and sneak them into their rooms in the middle of the night. We went to a NJ supermarket on a Sunday once and they wouldn't sell us balloons. Are you freaking serious? It's the 21st freaking century! They were "nice" and sold them to us anyway. BUT, now this is hysterical, they forced us to carry them out in shopping bags. Helium. Balloons. In plastic bags. To this day we still laugh about the 11 bags of 11 balloons and our "groceries" floating upside down as we walked to the car. AND, the brain trust who sold them to us actually wanted us to walk them out in a shopping cart.
Texas didn't drop their sodomy law until 2003 and it took a Supreme Court ruling to do so
Geez. Our world would be such a better place if we concentrated a lot more on just being good human beings and less on who is sticking what in which hole.
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The idiots who believe in these kinds of laws would be better off if they'd just get some and relax a little
I think they don't want any so no one else should get any either?The idiots who believe in these kinds of laws would be better off if they'd just get some and relax a little
Ahh but the definition of just what a good human being differs widely....
Sweet! So cucumbers were still up for grabs on Sundays.
Actually it kind of sounds like Bergen County, NJ to this day. We buy balloons (1 for every year) for the kids on their birthdays and sneak them into their rooms in the middle of the night. We went to a NJ supermarket on a Sunday once and they wouldn't sell us balloons. Are you freaking serious? It's the 21st freaking century! They were "nice" and sold them to us anyway. BUT, now this is hysterical, they forced us to carry them out in shopping bags. Helium. Balloons. In plastic bags. To this day we still laugh about the 11 bags of 11 balloons and our "groceries" floating upside down as we walked to the car. AND, the brain trust who sold them to us actually wanted us to walk them out in a shopping cart.
I needed to wash these screens anways...
How backwards. The nations capital has been doing it to the taxpayer since 1913....
It was the protect the calves movement.
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No shit? I remember those insane laws, but they were outta GA well before the 80s... like, late 60s/early 70s, pretty sure. However, GA JUST became able to sell alcohol on Sundays, last year.
Before that law, if you wanted a drink on a Sunday, you either had to stock up on Saturday, or go to a restaurant that had more food than alcohol sales; they were permitted to serve on Sundays -- but if there was more alcohol than food sales, they couldn't even be *open* on Sunday.Andria
I live in a dry county. I actually prefer that.
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Yep. just like the ANTZ don't want us to vape -- THEY don't smoke, so they have no need to vape, so why should anyone else?
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I was married in a dry county
GA is going to burn in hell for that!No shit? I remember those insane laws, but they were outta GA well before the 80s... like, late 60s/early 70s, pretty sure. However, GA JUST became able to sell alcohol on Sundays, last year.
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KY still has no Sunday alcohol sales.
And we still have a lot of DRY counties with no alc sales anytime.
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Frankly I was amazed that the referendum passed -- the Baptists must have been busy that day.
Fuckers couldn't pass a sane law like that when I drank, no0oooo0oooo, they had to wait till I'd been sober for TWENTY-THREE FUCKING YEARS!!!!!!!Andria
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