ECF Refugee Thread All welcome though

[The Cromwell]

Very skillful lucy, you managed to insult both of us in ten words!

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Was wondering if you would catch that or not.
Lucy is GOOD.

 

[The Cromwell]

No I'm not! Your are cheap too Stu! The best SS I ever had!

So now Stu is a cheap assed bastard as well?

 

[AndriaD]

We should change the name of this thread, I swear...l the Pervy Cheap Bastards thread...

Andria

 

[JuicyLucy]

So now Stu is a cheap assed bastard as well?

I was just trying not to bruise Stu's ego. You are the cheapest dear

 

[The Cromwell]

I was just trying not to bruise Stu's ego. You are the cheapest dear

Why thank you

I gave all my Ego's away.

 

[The Cromwell]

Just a thought.
If Stu still uses Ego's he may be cheaper than I.

 

[JuicyLucy]

Just a thought.
If Stu still uses Ego's he may be cheaper than I.

Yeehaaa!

 

[Moueix]

Oh THANK you God! I was at peril, and I was saved. Uninvited guests, and I thought I had nothing to offer them. So I said a prayer, opened the fridge, and I found cheeses.

 

[Moueix]

So I'm at the DMV today (well, SOS in Mich) and I'm at the urinal. Somebody comes up to the next one and it's a good 15 seconds, and I don't hear a thing... I just had to. So I look over, and no wonder. It's a Pterodactyl.

 

[advancedvapesupply]

Just a thought.
If Stu still uses Ego's he may be cheaper than I.

Absolutely not. I hate ego style devices. I personally wouldn't recommend one to someone trying to quit. I'm not a cloud bro, I'm a flavor chaser, but, I need more than that. I think the only circumstance I'd use something like that is if I needed a stealth vape

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[advancedvapesupply]

I was just trying not to bruise Stu's ego. You are the cheapest dear

You're fired too. But actually, your skill in stealth insults would come in handy so you're hired again to answer problem customer emails!

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[The Cromwell]

So I'm at the DMV today (well, SOS in Mich) and I'm at the urinal. Somebody comes up to the next one and it's a good 15 seconds, and I don't hear a thing... I just had to. So I look over, and no wonder. It's a Pterodactyl.

Male or female?

 

[The Cromwell]

Absolutely not. I hate ego style devices. I personally wouldn't recommend one to someone trying to quit. I'm not a cloud bro, I'm a flavor chaser, but, I need more than that. I think the only circumstance I'd use something like that is if I needed a stealth vape

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Good then I am still the cheapest assed bastard in there parts.

 

[The Cromwell]

You're fired too. But actually, your skill in stealth insults would come in handy so you're hired again to answer problem customer emails!

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Lucy, I hope you hold out for a raise.
Stu pays me the same as LV does.
Or the same as Trump does for that matter.

 

[Moueix]

Male or female?

Obama says it doesn't matter, so I didn't look THERE...

 

[JuicyLucy]

Oh THANK you God! I was at peril, and I was saved. Uninvited guests, and I thought I had nothing to offer them. So I said a prayer, opened the fridge, and I found cheeses.

I'm sure you were a good host and cut the cheese sliced the gorgonzola

 

[advancedvapesupply]

Lucy, I hope you hold out for a raise.
Stu pays me the same as LV does.
Or the same as Trump does for that matter.

Hey, I keep X-COM off your back. That's worth more than you think!

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[The Cromwell]

I'm sure you were a good host and cut the cheese sliced the gorgonzola

That sounds painful.

 

[JuicyLucy]

That sounds painful.

Only if you had to be the one to choke that shit down for the sake of politeness. You ever smell that stuff?

 

[The Cromwell]

Only if you had to be the one to choke that shit down for the sake of politeness. You ever smell that stuff?

I am too polite to sniff other peoples Gorgons.

 

[The Cromwell]

However my wife Nuke Melts Brie or sumpthin which smells awful.

 

[JuicyLucy]

Okay, here's a question for you guys.

I just won a mod from - of all places - Gear Best

How long do you think it will take to get to me?

 

[Moueix]

Only if you had to be the one to choke that shit down for the sake of politeness. You ever smell that stuff?

Cheese is alone in the category "Stinkier the better". Mmm.. epoisses...

 

[AndriaD]

Okay, here's a question for you guys.

I just won a mod from - of all places - Gear Best

How long do you think it will take to get to me?

Maybe you'll have it in time for an xmas present? Maybe.

Andria

 

[Moueix]

Okay, here's a question for you guys.

I just won a mod from - of all places - Gear Best

How long do you think it will take to get to me?

Can't you see China from your porch?

 

[AndriaD]

Cheese is alone in the category "Stinkier the better". Mmm.. epoisses...

Broccoli's pretty smelly too, but I love the hell outta that shit.

Andria

 

[AndriaD]

Can't you see China from your porch?

Maybe Russia, from her kitchen window.

Andria

 

[AndriaD]

However my wife Nuke Melts Brie or sumpthin which smells awful.

Parmesan is also pretty stout, and Romano!

Andria

 

[JuicyLucy]

Cheese is alone in the category "Stinkier the better". Mmm.. epoisses...

I will not eat it in any way, shape or form. Period. Ever, ever, ever.

You know why cheese smells like dirty feet? It's the same bacteria on feet that is in cheese.

Fuck that.

 

[AndriaD]

I will not eat it in any way, shape or form. Period. Ever, ever, ever.

You know why cheese smells like dirty feet? It's the same bacteria on feet that is in cheese.

Fuck that.

Yer missin' out. Goat cheese... Feta, and I think they also make that in France. Nummy.

Andria

 

[The Cromwell]

I will not eat it in any way, shape or form. Period. Ever, ever, ever.

You know why cheese smells like dirty feet? It's the same bacteria on feet that is in cheese.

Fuck that.

That is how they make the Feetid cheese?

 

[Moueix]

Broccoli's pretty smelly too, but I love the hell outta that shit.

Andria

Had it with dinner this eve, kinda al dente. I'm a fan.
Most veggies, really.
My wife makes whipped mash potatoes just with frozen cauliflower.Doesn't work with fresh. She has one of those Vitamix thingies that breaks things down to molecular level, and heats the crap out of it too. They are WAY better than mashed potatoes.

 

[The Cromwell]

Yer missin' out. Goat cheese... Feta, and I think they also make that in France. Nummy.

Andria

Yeah those french put feet in the wine as well.
A very foot fetish culture.

 

[AndriaD]

Had it with dinner this eve, kinda al dente. I'm a fan.
Most veggies, really.
My wife makes whipped mash potatoes just with frozen cauliflower.Doesn't work with fresh. She has one of those Vitamix thingies that breaks things down to molecular level, and heats the crap out of it too. They are WAY better than mashed potatoes.

When I was just a little kid, I'd throw screaming hissy fits in the grocery for my mom to buy me "trees." She wouldn't cook it, but she'd buy the Green Giant boil-in bags, of broccoli spears. One time this lady saw me throwing a fit for trees, and asked my mom if she wanted to swap kids.

Andria

 

[Moueix]

I will not eat it in any way, shape or form. Period. Ever, ever, ever.

You know why cheese smells like dirty feet? It's the same bacteria on feet that is in cheese.

Fuck that.

Hahaha... BZZZZT!!

 

[JuicyLucy]

Can't you see China from your porch?

I wish. FastTech would only take one month instead of two!

 

[celticluvr]

Fiance calls Parmesan "Foot Cheese"

 

[JuicyLucy]

Hahaha... BZZZZT!!

You think I'm joking.

Scientists create cheese from human toe bacteria - CBS News

 

[celticluvr]

When I was just a little kid, I'd throw screaming hissy fits in the grocery for my mom to buy me "trees." She wouldn't cook it, but she'd buy the Green Giant boil-in bags, of broccoli spears. One time this lady saw me throwing a fit for trees, and asked my mom if she wanted to swap kids.

Andria

When I was little I wouldn't eat anything but vegetables. My mom would make me sit at the table for hours to eat a goddamn Porkchop. Now I eat steak medium rare... Go figure huh? I could understand where she came from but dammit, I didn't want a pork chop, i wanted veggies. Num num

 

[The Cromwell]

Wuz just glad to have food.

 

[AndriaD]

When I was little I wouldn't eat anything but vegetables. My mom would make me sit at the table for hours to eat a goddamn Porkchop. Now I eat steak medium rare... Go figure huh? I could understand where she came from but dammit, I didn't want a pork chop, i wanted veggies. Num num

When I was a kid, until sometime in my mid-20s even, I wouldn't eat fish if you paid me... unless it was tuna in oil from a can, or shrimp/lobster. Now I love SALMON! One of the STRONGEST tasting and smelling fish! And sardines, too. Still not wild about freshwater fish; they're too small, and it's hard to filet them and not leave bones, and that just icks me right out.

Andria

 

[AndriaD]

Well I think I'm outta here for tonight; tomorrow's payday so I gotta be up and motivating much earlier than usual. time to go read and drink my hot cocoa.

Nitechall.

Andria

 

[inspects]

Evening you crazy fuckers.......

 

[Moueix]

You think I'm joking.

Scientists create cheese from human toe bacteria - CBS News

I would definitely do Nicole Kidman cheese...

 

[JuicyLucy]

Evening you crazy fuckers.......

Takes one to know one

How ya doin' Dale?

 

[Moueix]

Evening you crazy fuckers.......

Good evening, Dale! How's things?!

Gnite Andria!

 

[advancedvapesupply]

I will not eat it in any way, shape or form. Period. Ever, ever, ever.

You know why cheese smells like dirty feet? It's the same bacteria on feet that is in cheese.

Fuck that.

No cheese at all or just no stinky cheese?

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[advancedvapesupply]

When I was a kid, until sometime in my mid-20s even, I wouldn't eat fish if you paid me... unless it was tuna in oil from a can, or shrimp/lobster. Now I love SALMON! One of the STRONGEST tasting and smelling fish! And sardines, too. Still not wild about freshwater fish; they're too small, and it's hard to filet them and not leave bones, and that just icks me right out.

Andria

I would never in a million years call Salmon one of the strongest tasting fish. Google Surströmming. Any fish that has the power to induce vomiting from anyone that didn't grow up eating the stuff...

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[inspects]

Long day Juice-Moo....had to travel today....everyone had a lovely day I see.....

 

[JuicyLucy]

No cheese at all or just no stinky cheese?

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No dairy