ROFLMAO!!!
I'll probably get banned for posting a thank you in the deeming regs thread.
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ROFLMAO!!!
I'll probably get banned for posting a thank you in the deeming regs thread.
It WAS a relatively minor galaxy after all.Don't remind me. When you were constructed and did not work properly, and you lost that galaxy.....well, you know the rest.
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No sense of humor at all.
I found the pony post very inspirational and uplifting - and the PC replies were quite stimulating
Oh, I loved your humor.
I have trans-gender friends. I call them butterfly people. They define themselves imho, if they're aiming to be a lady I treat them as a lady and vice versa for those aiming to be guys. Your humor was not tasteless, nor your tact tactless. It was actually funny as hell. The posts that were PC were indeed refreshing to see.
WTF?!? It was a legitimate question, since the topic was brought up by the OP? I should probably go respond to your post, and wonder if it matters whether she is dripping, or vooping?
Hahaha... was that your only post? LMAO and SMFH @Retired1. Someone has clearly let the dog off the chain, and forget to check for the foam...
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I must have a death wish. Walked into the kitchen, the Mrs. was mopping the floor. Had laundry going too. I had just scrubbed up in the mudroom sink. As I reached into the fridge for a beer, I said "Well, 4 different coffees roasted, targets plinked, weapons cleaned.. mans job is done."
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My dumbass sister wants to take my gf to a concert in October, in fucking Philly. $150 for a ticket. Wow, must be a Diva or something, right? Lol no. Fucking Sia. I told her to gtfo
you have an inelastic heart...
NO animals were skinned for percussion, in this great cover..
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You might have to go on a vape-buying hiatus to pay for that one Spankster
Or time his orders so delivery occurs at showtime...
And you survived to post about it? Does she know where the weapons are? And if they are unloaded does she know where the ammo is? If the answer to both questions is yes, you might want to stay out of her sight for a couple days.
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Oh crap, forgot to clean the bike. NOT going to take the chance of listening to her holding that over me, brb.
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I'm on a hiatus right now lol
Hiatus who?
Did she insert the mop handle somewhere interesting???
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She may have put a pox on my house. Be best to stay away.
She is relaxing now, cooking dinner.
YES, I was tired, and it had been a TOUGH day, but someone has to take care of the mundane tasks..
Wax on, whacks off...
And so it begins. The winds of War are in the air...
Her wicked little games have already started. I will have her swear her fealty within a fortnight.
She thinks Hunger is her control. Little does she know, I know of the wheel of Humboldt Fog and the baguette..
Fun and games with miserable portions? En garde..
Her wicked little games have already started. I will have her swear her fealty within a fortnight.
She thinks Hunger is her control. Little does she know, I know of the wheel of Humboldt Fog and the baguette..
Fun and games with miserable portions? En garde..
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I'd just be delighted to not be wearing it Moo
I have been studying the lovely woman for 40 years. I think I have the maximum acceptable ratio of Shenanigans to Adorableness down pretty cold. I'll recover.
Good morning and GFY everyone! How about a little humor to start the day?
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer boobs, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer boobs, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?
GM & GFY's to yall too
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GM GFY
Should be a good day for it. Just watch out for the hot, crazy biker babes. By watch out, naturally I mean keep your eyes peeled.
GM y'all. I went to bed before dark last night and just woke up. Guess I needed it.
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Fantastic....JucyLucyVU.......
G'morning sleepy head!
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Totally moved on
The question is... What is your cranky old posterior doing awake at this ungodly hour on a fucking Sunday?
Good MORNING! And a beautiful morning it is. Clear skies, NO WIND (in SD this is a rare thing), still cool-ish out... just beautiful. The Pyrs were frisking when I went out for morning rounds, a mob of chicks ran to me asking for breakfast, the grazers were out grazing on the new flush of green that resulted from the last several rains... it's truly a beautiful day today. We don't get many of these, and I cherish them when they happen.
By the way, I've been up since 4:00. That's what time I get up every morning. I wish I could have a day off sometime, but not today. Today's too pretty to sleep through.
By the way, I've been up since 4:00. That's what time I get up every morning. I wish I could have a day off sometime, but not today. Today's too pretty to sleep through.
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Ah, now I'm refreshed and ready for
Asked myself the same question and went back to sleep
Afternoon fugee's, hope everyone been fuckin themselves merrily today
Just returned from Lowes where I spent close to $600 on lumber, a new drill and saw. Thank god there is still good peeps in the wolrd. I was loading the truck and alredy had the 20 1X4's loaded and was starting to load the 7 sheets of plywood I bought when a couple young guys walked up and asked if they could help. They gave me a hand and then loaded the dozen 2X4's I had also. Does my heart good to see there are still good people in the world.
I still need to go back in a day or so and get around 5 sheets of luan plywood but that stuff is pretty light. For those who don't know luan plywood is made from mahogany and when stained either golden oak or cherry and then coated with a clear polyurethane, it is a beautiful veneer. But for now I got enough to keep me busy for a day or two.
Just returned from Lowes where I spent close to $600 on lumber, a new drill and saw. Thank god there is still good peeps in the wolrd. I was loading the truck and alredy had the 20 1X4's loaded and was starting to load the 7 sheets of plywood I bought when a couple young guys walked up and asked if they could help.
They gave me a hand and then loaded the dozen 2X4's I had also. Does my heart good to see there are still good people in the world. I still need to go back in a day or so and get around 5 sheets of luan plywood but that stuff is pretty light. For those who don't know luan plywood is made from mahogany and when stained either golden oak or cherry and then coated with a clear polyurethane, it is a beautiful veneer. But for now I got enough to keep me busy for a day or two.
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Afternoon fugee's, hope everyone been fuckin themselves merrily today
Just returned from Lowes where I spent close to $600 on lumber, a new drill and saw. Thank god there is still good peeps in the wolrd. I was loading the truck and alredy had the 20 1X4's loaded and was starting to load the 7 sheets of plywood I bought when a couple young guys walked up and asked if they could help.
Get store help in loading dude - - - it keeps people employed and helps you stay healthy
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Y'all sure are quiet today. Must be busy with that self-coitus.
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Hope that's it - and not out getting a dry one somewhere else
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I finished a really excellent ghost story earlier today; I started another, this one a fairly standard cozy/police-procedural mystery, but it's hard to get into a new story sometimes, if the one you just finished was really compelling. So I keep looking for forumites to talk to.
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Is that football thing back again?
It's quiet at both places today....Y'all sure are quiet today. Must be busy with that self-coitus.
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Indeed. The only things I look forward to LESS, are root canals and the start of march madness. Those damn squeaking shoes drive me completely around the bend to kill-that-motherfucker-before-he-squeaks-again!
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