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Well, I'm kinda glad that Asswife is still there... because that means that Rickajho will stay HERE.
Andria
Lessee... They would have to get rid of Retread1 in addition to clAsswife, drop 80% of the outdated rules, rewrite the remaining 20% to 2017 standards, SmokyOliver would need to issue a public apology to the entire vaping community - mea maxima culpa and all that jazz - for selling his soul to vaping~dot~com, and the Pope be appointed Supreme Administrator and Moderator in perpetuity. Oh - and everybody gets a puppy or kitten.
Maybe then I would consider going back. But I would have to think about it first. Just maybe...
Who the fuck am I kidding? Ain't ever going back to that anal retentive crap hole of a forum.
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Lessee... They would have to get rid of Retread1 in addition to clAsswife, drop 80% of the outdated rules, rewrite the remaining 20% to 2017 standards, SmokyOliver would need to issue a public apology to the entire vaping community - mea maxima culpa and all that jazz - for selling his soul to vapind~dot~com, and the Pope be appointed Supreme Administrator and Moderator in perpetuity. Oh - and everybody gets a puppy or kitten.
Maybe then I would consider going back. But I would have to think about it first. Just maybe...
Who the fuck am I kidding? Ain't ever going back to that anal retentive crap hole of a forum.
That about sums it up for me too. That's why I had to be FORCED to go over there just to send someone a PM. And then had to spend a fucking HOUR deleting old PMs, since they've apparently changed what is allowed, to about 1/3 of what it used to be, since it said that my inbox was about 300% full.
Actually, I'd like to see a public image of retarded1 being hanged, drawn, and quartered, then set on fire.
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Just think, on ECF yall couldnt hear excellent entertainment like this
Heh... I've always said, when they came out with that shit, I could just see all the middle-aged women going
I just wanna know when they're gonna come out with viagra for twats -- that WON'T give you cancer, the way hormones do! 'Cause it really don't matter how stiff it is, if there's noplace to stick it.
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Just think, on ECF yall couldnt hear excellent entertainment like this
Oooh! I know!
Heh... I've always said, when they came out with that shit, I could just see all the middle-aged women going
I just wanna know when they're gonna come out with viagra for twats -- that WON'T give you cancer, the way hormones do! 'Cause it really don't matter how stiff it is, if there's noplace to stick it.
Andria
But I thought...
http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-l.../expert-answers/viagra-for-women/faq-20057960
Meh - guess not. Probably have more fun with some "funny green stuff" brownies and a fresh set of batteries.
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But I thought...
http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-l.../expert-answers/viagra-for-women/faq-20057960
Meh - guess not. Probably have more fun with some "funny green stuff" brownies and a fresh set of batteries.
Well, kinda like men with boner issues... desire ain't the problem... ABILITY is the problem!!!!!!!!!!
Andria
Had to edit that... I just realized, as of this month, it's EXACTLY 8 yrs since everything stopped working the way it always did since I was like 11.
There has to be something that could help. Isn't there a surgery or something?Well, kinda like men with boner issues... desire ain't the problem... ABILITY is the problem!!!!!!!!!!Almost8 yrs post-menopause... no matter how much I DESIRE it... it just don't work anymore.
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Had to edit that... I just realized, as of this month, it's EXACTLY 8 yrs since everything stopped working the way it always did since I was like 11.
Well, kinda like men with boner issues... desire ain't the problem... ABILITY is the problem!!!!!!!!!!Almost8 yrs post-menopause... no matter how much I DESIRE it... it just don't work anymore.
Andria
Had to edit that... I just realized, as of this month, it's EXACTLY 8 yrs since everything stopped working the way it always did since I was like 11.
And a bowl of jello?
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Surgery?? What, replace a 55 yr old vagina with a 20 yr old one?
When the estrogen is gone, the skin gets thin... which causes pain... no, let me say it more correctly.... AGONY.Andria
Surgery?? What, replace a 55 yr old vagina with a 20 yr old one?
Andria
I sorry abour the funnin' too much. I know it's not funny.
Try a different banner.And what the HELL is up with the SinceMyLastCigarette banners? They've been broken since last night!
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http://www.puffin-eliquid.com/banner/
Tied to the bed...LMAOI don't know. But I'm starting to wonder where Lucy is.
It's broken
Let me get some bourbon first and maybe a few singles to toss your way.Anyone mind if I strip down in here???
An old school selfy niceNo it's not my ass, just an avatar I've had for eons
I don't have a butt shot
This is about as close as you get....LOL
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I don't like that one; I don't do "pounds", they mean nothing to me. And it just shows the number of days, also not helpful. I like the SinceMyLastCigarette banner because it shows the time elapsed properly, and its verbiage is sensible; I've vaped for nearly half a year longer than since I quit smoking, and I don't call them "stinkies" or "analogs" or anything stupid like that -- they're cigarettes. The broken banner is only one I've found that meets all my requirements.
Andria
Why?OMG you told her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I told Kadly I thought that "was" your ass since you look like you're in shape. Then, right after that someone asked you in that "help please" thread. lol!
I'm embarrassed now!
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It's really not -- I used to be HYPERSEXUAL... now I can't be sexual at all.
So I try to make it funny so I don't cry about it. I guess I just wore that thang out. (I'm aware that hormone replacement therapy would fix it... but having so recently given up the cancer risk of cigarettes, it really seems stupid to court cancer in some other way... and my husband agrees with me about that.)Andria
Yeah...but it was fun for a while.
And this is why I buy clear earplugs.My wife has left me multiple 20+ minute messages on my cellphone.I talk even more in person.
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Why doesn't she just text? I much prefer to do that, than get told very rudely "whaddya want? I'm busy!" if I call him at work.
Andria
Be right back I'm need half a Viagra.I'm still pretty worked up due to Whiskey's tease!
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Bahahahaha Bahahaha BAHAHA.Just think, on ECF yall couldnt hear excellent entertainment like this
Skip the green stuff and grab some Red Wine.But I thought...
http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-l.../expert-answers/viagra-for-women/faq-20057960
Meh - guess not. Probably have more fun with some "funny green stuff" brownies and a fresh set of batteries.
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Nah, only green stuff for me. No alcohol at all, ever again. I already drank enough to float 5 or 10 battleships, or mardi gras floats.
Andria
You can switch it to dollars I think
My wife text?
Pretty certain the universe would collapse in upon itself before that happened.
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Why on earth? It's so much more convenient than bothering someone who's busy working. My husband drives a forklift like fucking Mario Andretti, I really don't want to distract him at work!!!
Andria
I've tried to teach her how to text multiple times.I love her but my patience can be strained to only so fine a point.In essence I gave up to maintain my own sanity.Besides I'm retired so getting up to answer the landline is no big deal.I usually can do it within 3 rings.
I'm sure they'll fix it. Almost all banner servers flake out now and then.
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I can't even fathom that. For many years, I resisted getting a mobile phone, mainly because I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE phones, how they're always ringing and people think they have to jump to answer them like Pavlov's fucking dog. But I finally got one because i wanted to be able to get into ebooks... and 3 wks later, I was teaching my husband how to use his, which he's had for 5 yrs, and another model for 10 yrs before that.
I still won't jump to my phone whether it's ringing or giving me a notification tone -- it's for MY convenience, not the rest of the world's. But I'll certainly make use of ALL the convenience it offers -- like texting instead of phoning someone who's busy working -- but if it's REALLY important, then I'll phone, because a text is too easily ignored.
Does she use electric lights? Or does she insist that a candle is all she needs?
Does she drive a car? Or insist on a mule and buggy? Andria
Let be known that I almost literally had to drag her kicking and screaming into the 21st Century.When we first got together she still had 1 of those old school cable-boxes.
No computer and a landline phone.Not kidding.
I love her and she's mine.Way more than I deserve and know it!
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Let be known that I almost literally had to drag her kicking and screaming into the 21st Century.When we first got together she still had 1 of those old school cable-boxes.
No computer and a landline phone.Not kidding.
I love her and she's mine.Way more than I deserve and know it!
Yikes. That looks more old school than the one my ex had when I met him in 1984.
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Let be known that I almost literally had to drag her kicking and screaming into the 21st Century.When we first got together she still had 1 of those old school cable-boxes.
No computer and a landline phone.Not kidding.
I love her and she's mine.Way more than I deserve and know it!
Everybody wants an old fashioned gal, lol