That's usually my remedy too!Grab a left over beer and start chugging.
That's usually my remedy too!Grab a left over beer and start chugging.
That's usually my remedy too!
Yep but some of us are just cursed with giving a fuck....
Some just do not have enough money to afford me so I do some pro bono work too.I try not to give a fuck but if she wants it I can't help mahself.
LOVE LOVE LOVE this song!!!
Wife unit is dragging me to a place full of screaming kids. And I have to drive so no drugs....
Sweet angel of death please take me.
Lordy no I deal in facts. Well mostlyI didn't know you were a Sunday school teacher!
And I suffer from pediaphobia.
Halloween is a horrible time....
short clowns and things everywhere!
Indeed!Across the lawn no less!
Indeed!
Wow, I forgot about the fact that you are also expected to dole out free candy
The expense must cause heart palpitations and mental anguish
lmao....and GFY fugees.....Wow, I forgot about the fact that you are also expected to dole out free candy
The expense must cause heart palpitations and mental anguish
I just turn the electric fence on.....We always get a few bags of cheap candy at the dollar store, and a couple bags of the more expensive good stuff... Start out with the cheap stuff, so any that's left over is the good stuff that WE like.
Andria
lmao....and GFY fugees.....
Snowing in the north country yet?......FU2 Dale - how ya doing today?
In fact everyone GFY, it's a lovely day for it
Snowing in the north country yet?......
Bet Hawaii sounds really good about now.....
Morning everyone! Barely moving, feeling a bit worse for wear today. Partied with some old high school friends. A couple of us forgot that it's been a long time since we were teenagers.
Snagged my future daughter in law from the festival yesterday. She was with some of my sons friends (he had to work) and they were ALL quite drunk. We didn't want her riding home in a car full of drunks. Advised said friends to stop for a LONG slow dinner with no alcohol. Kids. Doing stupid shit since.. well, forever. Then we partied all night while watching game of thrones. I just woke up, this might be a personal best for drunken sleep.
No hangover either, the joys of abusing multiple avenues of partying, each moderately. Hahaha...
Morning Moo
We always get a few bags of cheap candy at the dollar store, and a couple bags of the more expensive good stuff... Start out with the cheap stuff, so any that's left over is the good stuff that WE like.
We don't get trick-or-treaters here, so we just buy candy we like and EAT IT OURSELVES.
The 1st yr we lived here, we got zero trick or treaters... but since then, apparently our street has experienced a baby boom, and we get quite a few. Or maybe it's just that the drunk renters have finally moved on, and now there are actually families here who own their home. Which could go a long way to explaining why our property value has risen so sharply.
Andria
Crazy assed Ducati yesterday. It is all computer controlled. Nine levels of traction control, 3 levels of ABS, and 3 levels of engine power. Then there are 3 riding modes, Urban, Touring and Sport which have presets of the aforementioned controls. Been riding in Touring mode, as it gives a good combo of power and control. Not really ready to lighten up on the ABS or traction control, but I went into the submenu's, and gave Touring Mode full engine power.
Holy Crap! I played with it a lil when I first got the bike, then decided I needed to grow a little into the capabilities. I just cannot believe a machine is capable of the things this bike can do. Yesterday I rode all day with full power. You REALLY gotta watch the launches, and even the power shifts beyond 1st, you can stand this thing straight up, and probably then some. But Dayum.... passing cars is just a quick twist and done. With full throttle, by the time I hit 3rd gear and the clutch is full out, she's at 100. With most of 3rd and all of 4th, 5th and 6th gears to go. I wonder where she tops out...
Damn, that reminds me! I gotta go rent a golf cart so my kids can trick or treat at Prestwick Village! Crap, going to need some Izod shirts too...
Crazy assed Ducati yesterday. It is all computer controlled. Nine levels of traction control, 3 levels of ABS, and 3 levels of engine power. Then there are 3 riding modes, Urban, Touring and Sport which have presets of the aforementioned controls. Been riding in Touring mode, as it gives a good combo of power and control. Not really ready to lighten up on the ABS or traction control, but I went into the submenu's, and gave Touring Mode full engine power.
Holy Crap! I played with it a lil when I first got the bike, then decided I needed to grow a little into the capabilities. I just cannot believe a machine is capable of the things this bike can do. Yesterday I rode all day with full power. You REALLY gotta watch the launches, and even the power shifts beyond 1st, you can stand this thing straight up, and probably then some. But Dayum.... passing cars is just a quick twist and done. With full throttle, by the time I hit 3rd gear and the clutch is full out, she's at 100. With most of 3rd and all of 4th, 5th and 6th gears to go. I wonder where she tops out...
Whenever I think about getting a bike, that's the one I think about. Rode my friend's one time, and decided that would be it for me.
Thought of this...
Good thing to suffer from though Crom haha.And I suffer from pediaphobia.
Halloween is a horrible time....
short clowns and things everywhere!
They do coffee onesUm....
HOLYFUCKINGSHIT
Do you always say trick or just don't answerThe 1st yr we lived here, we got zero trick or treaters... but since then, apparently our street has experienced a baby boom, and we get quite a few. Or maybe it's just that the drunk renters have finally moved on, and now there are actually families here who own their home. Which could go a long way to explaining why our property value has risen so sharply.
Andria
Um....
HOLYFUCKINGSHIT
Ow a JediEat a bag of nuts, Hank!
Why in the fuck do I hear bad mariachi music? lol
You say that like there's a such thing as good mariachi music.Why in the fuck do I hear bad mariachi music? lol
Well you know, Your Correspondent has discovered many immortal truths in a long misspent ( but on the whole exceedingly enjoyable) lifetime, not the least being that tre skin is indeed mightier than the banana - tonight He was able to add yet another one to this litany viz - "It is impossible to play 'Edelweiss' on a Spanish guitar when though one was the soberest in the company in a Scottish boozer, excessive amounts of lagers with whiskies on the side were being consumed."
The Writer however is pleased, however, to report that he and his vaping device, which he clutched tightly in his right hand, arrived home safely before making the above discovery.
He however suspects the wise words of a folk singing friend may apply to his post - "Not one ounce of ferk will be given today!"
Hope you all had a good weekend!