Redheaded Stepchildren

[Merbear]

Besides me.

 

[Merbear]

Hawkie, you’re a good egg

 

[keithu2]

So you want low stroke count... In the hole?

Yes, less strokes are good…





in golf.


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[Hawkizefan]

Hawkie, you’re a good egg

Yes I am.


Why am I a good egg?

 

[keithu2]

Yes I am.


Why am I a good egg?

Because you’re so yolky!


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[DogMan]

Why am I a good egg?

i think this will be quoted in universities in 100 years as "traditional mid western proverb"

because it is deep

 

[Hawkizefan]

Because you’re so yolky!


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The yolks on you.

 

[Hawkizefan]

i think this will be quoted in universities in 100 years as "traditional mid western proverb"

because it is deep

I’m deep. I’m deep and very misunderstood.

 

[Hawkizefan]

My HAWKEYES won today………barely, and the nebraska cornholers lost.
great day.

 

[Merbear]

Yes I am.


Why am I a good egg?

Cause I said so.


and you watched Doggie’s team.

 

[Merbear]

Because you’re so yolky!


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LMAOROFL

 

[Hawkizefan]

Cause I said so.


and you watched Doggie’s team.

I watched Doggies team because HE is a good egg.

 

[Merbear]

Ok so I need a dozen dead chickens to beat the Europeans about the head.

better than a swingin’ golf club…

 

[Merbear]

Didn’t need the chickens after all

 

[DogMan]

Didn’t need the chickens after all

What is wrong with chickens now?

Poor chooks need a me too movement

 

[Hawkizefan]

What is wrong with chickens now?

Poor chooks need a me too movement

PLM
Poultry Lives Matter

 

[DogMan]

also raises all sorts of questions about the "good egg" comment

egg... chicken...

granny is grooming hawkie to kill him and beat dogs with

 

[Merbear]

also raises all sorts of questions about the "good egg" comment

egg... chicken...

granny is grooming hawkie to kill him and beat dogs with

Oh dear, you’ve figured out my dastardly plan…

 

[Hawkizefan]

I’m skeered.

 

[Merbear]

I’m skeered.

As well you should be. Huddy has my back

 

[Hawkizefan]

Stoopid Phillies need to just roll over and let the BRAVES wrap this up.

 

[DogMan]

Stoopid Phillies need to just roll over and let the BRAVES wrap this up.

Poor hawkie. Why can't they see that competitive baseball is all about the braves winning?

 

[Hawkizefan]

Poor hawkie. Why can't they see that competitive baseball is all about the braves winning?

I know, right?
Its not that hard. They need to wrap it up before friday cuz my HAWKEYES play a rare Friday night game…against Maryland….terrapins…Stoopid turtles.
Who has a turtle for a mascot?

grannybears threatened me…did you see that?
very scary and concerning.
may have to go into hiding.

 

[Merbear]

Poor hawkie. Why can't they see that competitive baseball is all about the braves winning?

EXCUSE ME???

 

[Hawkizefan]

EXCUSE ME???

You heard him.

 

[DogMan]

looking forward to the draft

bet melbourne demons are regretting winning now. Since our draft is wooden spooner first up to premier last pick in the draft

so, we are before them

who's laughing now, bastards?

 

[Hawkizefan]

looking forward to the draft

bet melbourne demons are regretting winning now. Since our draft is wooden spooner first up to premier last pick in the draft

so, we are before them

who's laughing now, bastards?

You got Em right where you want Em.
Demon bastards.

 

[Hawkizefan]

PSA:

9th inning

BRAVES-2
dumbassphilliesbastards-0

 

[Hawkizefan]

UPDATE:

Stoopid BRAVES intent on giving the game away.

 

[Hawkizefan]

False alarm.
BRAVES win.

 

[keithu2]

False alarm.
BRAVES win.

If it wasn’t for his moral turpitude, Huddy would have been handy.


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[DogMan]

Good night

Terrible

 

[Merbear]

If it wasn’t for his moral turpitude, Huddy would have been handy.


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Turpitude. Hella word.
Huddy’s always handy.

 

[Hawkizefan]

Turpitude. Hella word.
Huddy’s always handy.

Huddy is more of a DERPtitude.

that’s what she said.

 

[DogMan]

boo, diamondbacks

bastards

bet there bats are just wild cactus

 

[Hawkizefan]

NEWS FLASH

BRAVES MAGIC NUMBER IS 1

 

[DogMan]

NEWS FLASH

BRAVES MAGIC NUMBER IS 1

Is this like sesame Street sponsorship? Brought to you by letter D and number 1

 

[DogMan]

I am going to sleep now

Do you think that heath ledger or Jack Nicholson would be better to play Huddy in a movie?

 

[DogMan]

Good night

Poor chooks

 

[Merbear]

I am going to sleep now

Do you think that heath ledger or Jack Nicholson would be better to play Huddy in a movie?

Heath. Alive.

 

[Hawkizefan]

Is this like sesame Street sponsorship? Brought to you by letter D and number 1

It is EXACTLY like that.
Join in with the Count as he counts…

1….

BRAVES magic [HASH=5166]#….[/HASH]

 

[Hawkizefan]

Heath. Alive.

Jack black…drunk and stupid

 

[Merbear]

NEWS FLASH

BRAVES MAGIC NUMBER IS 1

Lucky you. Stooopid Dodgers hit 4 homers in the 8th to win their game.
still, 2 up with 4 to play.

 

[keithu2]

Jack black…drunk and stupid

Bruce/Caitlin Jenner for the win!


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[Hawkizefan]

Bruce/Caitlin Jenner for the win!


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Winner winner.

 

[Merbear]

Bruce/Caitlin Jenner for the win!


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Sorry, but

 

[keithu2]

Sorry, but

Turncoat, turnbody - same thing no?


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[Hawkizefan]

Possible clinch party coming up. if you 2 would like to run out and get drinks and snacks for us all that would be great.

 

[Hawkizefan]

Just so you know…

BRAVES-5
phillies-3
top of the 9th.

 

[Hawkizefan]

Braves win and clinch the NL East.
where are my snacks and drink.
chop chop.