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Congrats Hawkie
We will be meeting soooooon…
Aren’t the mighty Dodgers favored in the west?
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We won’t be playing left handed next time. No breaks given.Congrats Hawkie
We will be meeting soooooon…
Moot point.Aren’t the mighty Dodgers favored in the west?
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they’re both in…basically bragging rights between division winner and wild card.
just a shame that the playoffs have to have 2 Cali teams clogging it all up.
That’s a dream come true.
a dirty little dream come true.
put on your HAWKEYES gear. Ame is on in 13 hours.
I have a bad feeling about tonight’s game. Iowa, I think, is greatly overrated.
we’ll see.
I have a bad feeling about tonight’s game. Iowa, I think, is greatly overrated.
we’ll see.
Man auto correct.
see…I just typed DAMN auto correct and it came out man auto correct.
proofreading is a lost art.
I don’t even know where I was going with that one.
and THATS what she said.
And I’m burning a vacation day today.
And….juicy Lucy on the menu for the game tonight.
Black.
if it’s blue and yellow….shame on you.
if it’s black and yellow….I love you long time.
it’s actually black and gold…but we’re poors….so…yellow.
I can’t help but notice that grannybears went into hiding after the BRAVES clinched. 3 of our top players out for most of the year, and here we are.
Im smelling redemption, and it smells like roast beef.
not cheap roast beef….more fat than beef, but good roast beef.
roast beef that gives you damp dreams.
Roast beef that the dog doesn’t beg for cuz he knows he’s not worthy of roast beef of this magnitude.
hiding can’t stop the smell of roast beef from wafting through the land.
Huddy is a hider.
somebody prove that what I just said ain’t true!
Im smelling redemption, and it smells like roast beef.
not cheap roast beef….more fat than beef, but good roast beef.
roast beef that gives you damp dreams.
Roast beef that the dog doesn’t beg for cuz he knows he’s not worthy of roast beef of this magnitude.
hiding can’t stop the smell of roast beef from wafting through the land.
Huddy is a hider.
somebody prove that what I just said ain’t true!
I also think my HAWKEYES are about to break out for a big offensive showing.
me and juicy Lucy agree.
me and juicy Lucy agree.
you're not gunna hit him with a chicken, i hope
That is basically all I’ve got.
cuz I don’t have…didn’t get ….clinching drinks and snacks.
what a shame.
shame, shame,………shame….
my poor, misunderstood BRAVES.
East coast…not the “fancy” west coast type team.
shame, shame……shame….
cuz I don’t have…didn’t get ….clinching drinks and snacks.
what a shame.
shame, shame,………shame….
my poor, misunderstood BRAVES.
East coast…not the “fancy” west coast type team.
shame, shame……shame….
No, no, no…..
wrong juicy Lucy.
tonight my juicy Lucy will be stuffed with jalapeño and blu cheese, bacon and hatch peppers.
it will be topped with more bacon, jalapeño cheese and hatch peppers.
poor hawkie
Ok that’s below the belt…Aren’t the mighty Dodgers favored in the west?
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No. You may not be too sad for pants.
But I want roast beef tooooooooooooo
and I want to clinch tooooooooooo
Ok that’s below the belt…
Cali is below the belt of reason and logic.
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Clinch.
I am, I am.
I’ve got HAWKEYE angst and I’m all clinched…
oh…you meant clinch the division….
nevermind.
Stoopid turtles.
what kind of a mascot is a turtle for a football team.
Stoopid turtles.
what kind of a mascot is a turtle for a football team.
Stoopid turtles.
Wohoooooo…
HAWKEYES-34
stoopid turtles-7
Halftime.
offense appears to have finally woken up.
HAWKEYES-34
stoopid turtles-7
Halftime.
offense appears to have finally woken up.
Well you better frikin win…
44-14 start of 4th qtr.
I’m starting to unclench a bit.
51 to 14
and no…..we never win by enough. AND….they only scored 14. That makes something like 27 straight games that IOWAS opponents have been held to less than 24 points. That is over 2 years worth of feetsball.
Lets see how my weekend is going.
Thursday night: BRAVES have a division clenching Win Check.
Friday night: HAWKEYES win convincingly over a 4-0 conference foe. Check
Saturday night: (sincere wish) shitty Northwestern defeats an irritating and
Delusional Crapbraska cornholers, causing the natives to
Explode and begin to eat their own.
plus…I had Thursday and Friday off and I’ve got Monday and Tuesday off.
This has been a very good weekend so far.
You're my very good weekend so far, hawkie
Ahhhh…stop it.You're my very good weekend so far, hawkie
you’re making me blush………..and clinch.
Yep…I‘m multi-lingual….so to speak.
Well duh.
Stoopid Dodgers.
Here’s how good my week is going.
6 day weekend.
All sorts of clinching.
HAWKEYES…nuff said.
went to pick up ‘betes supplies at the local, legal black market.
$685 sensors (1 month supply) and a new transmitter for my CGM (continuous glucose monitoring) $1,000….…………$0.00 copay or out of pocket for both.
now I know none of you have ever seen me run…and it is actually somewhere between poetic and spazdic….but I got to tell you….I grabbed that shit and hit the door running like a crack head that just held up a 7 years old kool aid stand for that great cash haul. Dove through the truck window and drove a circuitous route home, with my lights off and my fake ray bans on. Got home, locked the door and pulled the shades. Herk gets to poop and pee inside today cuz he ain’t going out….we’re in hiding.
their bookkeeping and insurance knowledge is a bit suspect.
can’t take any chances.
I‘m currently trying to buy fake citizenship papers and maybe going into hiding.
6 day weekend.
All sorts of clinching.
HAWKEYES…nuff said.
went to pick up ‘betes supplies at the local, legal black market.
$685 sensors (1 month supply) and a new transmitter for my CGM (continuous glucose monitoring) $1,000….…………$0.00 copay or out of pocket for both.
now I know none of you have ever seen me run…and it is actually somewhere between poetic and spazdic….but I got to tell you….I grabbed that shit and hit the door running like a crack head that just held up a 7 years old kool aid stand for that great cash haul. Dove through the truck window and drove a circuitous route home, with my lights off and my fake ray bans on. Got home, locked the door and pulled the shades. Herk gets to poop and pee inside today cuz he ain’t going out….we’re in hiding.
their bookkeeping and insurance knowledge is a bit suspect.
can’t take any chances.
I‘m currently trying to buy fake citizenship papers and maybe going into hiding.
You rooted for the pornchuckers Last night…didn’t you.
Nebraska ruined my perfect weekend. Somebody owes me.
58 degrees overnight. I love fall and October weather in the Midwest is the best.