I can smell HAWKEYE football from here!!!
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and i can smell your thong
granted i broke in and snatched it from your laundry pile, then held it to my nose and inhaled
Oh…..he knows.
He has an idea.
Not a good idea, but an idea.
My BRAVES are up on filthydelphia in the 8th….
Fingers crossed.
What he said!
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You can hate any team that isn't the 49ers!
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Excepting, of course, the Hawkeyes in college ball! Hate away at the Nebraska Cornholers!
are they the same as "The Niners"?
if they are the 9ers, then that's totally my team
if they are different... fuck em
Yeah…..what he said.
Right on gophie
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It all depends on whether you want to use the formal name 49ers or the nickname niner's. One in the same to the niner faithful.
Gotta mow tomorrow.
Not even going to ask.
Y’all just stay the hell off my lawn.
Not even going to ask.
Y’all just stay the hell off my lawn.
crowd for hawkie mowing thong day
I love you.
I truly do.
We are 1 week away from that picture being reality.
Goosebumps…….
go hawkie
mow that lawn like it's never been mowed before
Lawn is done and settled in for the first college football game of the year.
Florida state vs Georgia tech.
Don’t care who wins. Just happy college football is back.
Well the Colts did in fact do that thing one time, and even though they came to Indiana when they did that thing, I refuse to root for them since it was such an underhanded way to do that thing. Don't get me wrong, I completely understand why they wanted to run away from Baltimore but the way they did it...
From Wikipedia, about that thing the Colts did
"The city of Indianapolis, Indiana, made an offer for the Colts franchise to move there. Baltimore was unsuccessful at persuading them to stay, so the city government attempted to get the state legislature to condemn the Colts franchise and give ownership to another group that would promise to keep the Colts in Baltimore. Oakland, California, had just had some success in court trying the same tactic with the Oakland Raiders. Under the threat of eminent domain from the city of Baltimore, the franchise moved to Indianapolis in the middle of the night on March 29, 1984."
Moving in the middle of the night is a great problem solver.
Sorry Linda……..you crazy ass b@tch.
Huh, small world, I've said that exact phrase myself, every word of it.
Lol….
Either it’s the same Linda or all Linda’s be crazy.
My Linda hid her crazy for over a year then the crazy clawed it’s way out of the darkness it had been banished to and it made it clear it was never going back.
We didn’t actually live together but we each had stuff at the others place. She was at work and I dropped all her stuff off, grabbed mine and ran like hell.
I felt guilty but she had gone bat shit crazy. She rarely cooked but suddenly had a fetish of sharpening knives….constantly. Could not close my eyes around her.
Lots of other warning flags and I’m to pretty to be slashed in my sleep. And I’m kinda a weiner and not sure that I could take sweet, normal Linda in a fight.(she was an athlete). I’m sure demon Linda would have her way with me.
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Since you're in the future you need to wait for us to catch up...
I’ve been sick since Friday……but I keep going to work….I don’t know why….
Only 2 hours yesterday……full day today……..whole damn house has it….cept
Herk…….mama bears has been to the doc twice…..she’s a wiener……..
Football…..yay….
2 in a row as well as best captain
MVP is voted by the players
There is also Coaches Award, which is good. But he didn't win this year
The Brownlow Medal as voted by umpires is the most publicly adored. I think it's stupid. He has never won that one, but has come very close. Was short priced favourite a couple of times without winning
He is also really boring. Private school dweeb
Wish I had a cheesecake in the fridge…
Haaaahaaaaaahaaaa
TypicalHugs for Hawkie
Again with the beautifulism
You just can't help yourself. Can you, grannybears?
I can’t. I just can’t!Typical
Again with the beautifulism
You just can't help yourself. Can you, grannybears?
Beautifulism
Were you calling me?
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Feetsballfeetsballfeetsballfeetsballfeetsball……
We’re y’all aware that it’s feetsball season.
Dust off those feathered football thongs and cheer for the HAWKEYES.
We’re y’all aware that it’s feetsball season.
Dust off those feathered football thongs and cheer for the HAWKEYES.
GO HAWKEYES!
HAWKEYES win.
Ugly first half. Decent finish.
Going to be a long year.
Ugly first half. Decent finish.
Going to be a long year.
Here we say "Finals are played in September" for slow starting seasons