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Like in the first quarter, maybe?
Ahh Family Emergencies. When people that wouldn't stop to piss on you if you were on fire expect you to drop everything at a moment's notice and open your wallet up nice and wide. Beautiful. What a good Monday it's going to be.
At least I got vape mail to look forward to later tonight.
At least I got vape mail to look forward to later tonight.
A sample of today's editorial meetings across the country:
Editor: OK guys, what can we blow out of proportion today?
Writer 1: It has to be something about the Super Bowl.
Writer 2: Cam Newton just got his ass handed to him. That.
Writer 3: Yeah, that.
Editor: Everyone's going to be analyzing his performance. We need something more illogical.
Writer 2: He seemed sad after the game.
Editor: But he still showed up to the press conference, right?
Writer 1: Yeah, but he didn't spit out all the normal post-game cliches. And he wasn't the last to leave.
Editor: OK. Call him a sore loser. Throw in the word "petulant." Paint it thick.
Writer 4: So kick the guy while he's down?
Editor: Did you just ask a morality question? You're fired. Kick while the kickin's good.
Editor: OK guys, what can we blow out of proportion today?
Writer 1: It has to be something about the Super Bowl.
Writer 2: Cam Newton just got his ass handed to him. That.
Writer 3: Yeah, that.
Editor: Everyone's going to be analyzing his performance. We need something more illogical.
Writer 2: He seemed sad after the game.
Editor: But he still showed up to the press conference, right?
Writer 1: Yeah, but he didn't spit out all the normal post-game cliches. And he wasn't the last to leave.
Editor: OK. Call him a sore loser. Throw in the word "petulant." Paint it thick.
Writer 4: So kick the guy while he's down?
Editor: Did you just ask a morality question? You're fired. Kick while the kickin's good.
...and make you get a picture of those ugly ass jeans he was sporting in with the articles.
Congrats Denver D! That was 85 bears good. In the conversation for Best Of All Time good. Just outstanding.
Now if Peyton is smart, and I think he is, he'll take his paper mache arm and ride off into the sunset on the high note that awesome D provided.
Now if Peyton is smart, and I think he is, he'll take his paper mache arm and ride off into the sunset on the high note that awesome D provided.
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Puppy monkey baby and the baby that push out of vagina was the best thing last night...shit
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The puppymonkey came out of the vagina?
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Puppy monkey baby and the baby that push out of vagina was the best thing last night...shit
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Da actuall fuq?
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The puppymonkey baby ...I didn't see the commercials so I'm learning about them here and the news
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I was driving so I only listened to the game on the radio lol glad I missed thatIt was a DORITOS COMMERCIAL
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Nope... Huck told me about the puppy monkey and I saw part of a commercial with ultrasound.It was the Doritos commercial
You missed it?
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We're they the same?
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So the puppymonkey came out of the woman.... OmgYeah hahahah
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That's like a Maury Povic episode from hell
2 different commercials
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The fuck happened to america? That's right the dummber the commercial the more we will remember it
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That one was good though. Expected more from Doritos honestly
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Haha I applaud you for your restraint, my dear.It's hard not to...ha! But he's not had sleep in a bit, might make him mad......
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Eh, what the hell, he'll be okay....
Like yo' mama......I want my ex wife to have twins of that ugly shit PMB!!
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Say it!!!!It's hard not to...ha! But he's not had sleep in a bit, might make him mad......
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POST #1227!!Say it!!!!
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But you SAID.....lol!That is fucking mean TERESA P wtf
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I could say something really mean right now, but you're my friend, so I won't....LOL!
Seconded
I'm a mess. And Ohio weather is a nasty mess. Is it bedtime yet?
Gots ta grab them eyeballs, I guess.
(though I've seen some pretty out there examples from outside the US)
This was their followup to last year's spot with the mounted Deer breaking away from the wall and dancing (?) with the guys in the basement. It's an energy drink, go figure.
But very... um, well you'd need more than the green to have those visions.
Speaking of... the most unintentionally (?) psychedelic bit of film I've seen is the Betty Boop cartoon "St. James Infirmary" (Cab Calloway song).
I'm from the SF Bay Area... so, two internets for whoever can guess why I saw that cartoon a couple hundred times, in a theater, at the end of the seventies.
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i already painted ur fucking room, now you want the shared bathroom painted, fuck u and give me ur 30days notice, this is not a fucking apartment complex, you are renting a room in my fucking house!!!
I should've known better...
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i already painted ur fucking room, now you want the shared bathroom painted, fuck u and give me ur 30days notice, this is not a fucking apartment complex, you are renting a room in my fucking house!!!
I should've known better...
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Ugh, that sounds horrible.