SAY IT HERE!!!!!

[ej1024]

You gotta be fuckin kidding me right now.... Just face palmed so hard I think I knocked somethin loose
Not to anyone in this thread

That's cocktail kicking in

 

[always9988]

That's cocktail kicking in

I need one right about now

 

[ej1024]

I need one right about now

off to walmart

 

[Teresa P]

You get cocktails at Walmart?

 

[ej1024]

You get cocktails at Walmart?

Just add

 

[Jetson]

You gotta be fuckin kidding me right now.... Just face palmed so hard I think I knocked somethin loose
Not to anyone in this thread

Really. I'm pretty proficient at blowing my own mind, but I always gotta hand it to people when they do it for me. Wt actual f. Pieces of my skull went flying for miles that time.

 

[f1r3b1rd]

Oh mah God
I ate
Footlong subway and
Fish burrito



VAPE IT

you need icecream now...

 

[f1r3b1rd]

 

[Huckleberried]

off to walmart

ej, get me some Peanut Butter Crunch!!

Please and thank you

 

[Whiskey]

 

[snake94115]

The interesting thing about Alabama recently has been the number of male and female teachers getting caught doinking students. A state senator even tried pushing a bill that would force all teachers to be trained in the art of NOT having sex with students.

No Sex 101. How fun would that be. It could be an hour of someone saying...
"Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that."
"You can never do that."
"Don't think about that."
"That's bad."
"None of that."
"And that other thing; don't do that."
"None of that stuff."
"You can't do that."
"Don't do that."

Hmm...You know this reminds me of a song.

 

[snake94115]

I was laughing my ass of about this one!!!! 'specially cause where I live everyone is related to each other in some way shape or form!!! Not to mention all the girls are seriously nasty here. Like stand on the street corner nasty! (with the exception of a few who've had decent raising). And the guys aren't too far off either. It's like a cesspit of venereal disease here, not to mention the drug problem.


View attachment 46219

Do you live in Weaverville, Ca. ?

 

[always9988]

Really. I'm pretty proficient at blowing my own mind, but I always gotta hand it to people when they do it for me. Wt actual f. Pieces of my skull went flying for miles that time.

Lmao! You rock my friend

 

[snake94115]

This is my FAVORITE of his: (WARNING: ANYONE HAVING A CRAVING FOR CIGARETTES, DO NOT WATCH THIS!!!!!)

I SMOKE 7,000 PACKS A DAY!!!!!!!


Andria

Haha that's classic right there.
Oh here's 1 you might not have seen...Enjoy!

 

[snake94115]

Realization
So it appears I can not move far enough away from Mass Civilization to avoid shitty people.

New Tactic
Every time someone does something shitty, I do something nice for someone else. A little free labor, a compliment, positive corporate feedback, etc.

Irony
Two of the people I did something nice for... turned around and did something shitty.

Welcome to the human race.

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

ej, get me some Peanut Butter Crunch!!

Please and thank you

Malt-o-meal S'mores Cereal! It's a bowl of crack & then some

 

[snake94115]

Ted Cruz
Looks like the JOKER in a batman movie


VAPE IT

He has always reminded me more of Jerry Falwell.Maybe that's why I don't trust him.

This is Jerry Falwell below.

 

[ej1024]

Hahahaha


VAPE IT

 

[ej1024]

Bernie sanders reminds of that dude in the

BACK TO THE FUTURE MOVIE


VAPE IT

 

[snake94115]

Everyone be prepared to see a lot of ej's stuff for sale in Hardware next week.

I'll bet dollars to donuts it'll only take 2-3 days tops...Where's (James George "Jimmy the Greek" Snyder, Sr.) when you need him?

 

[snake94115]

STFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFU!!!!!




OK, thank you. Better.

That needs to be on a T-Shirt

 

[snake94115]

Wisconsin??? Are you guys still a state? I thought we annexed you guys off to Canada...

Somebody needs to build a wall.

We did...they came back

 

[snake94115]

All gone. Now go mix mama a drink

Here you go sweetness.

 

[always9988]

Here you go sweetness.

There's a doll

 

[snake94115]

I'm not makin' drinks unless I get to do the pedicure.
...said no man, ever.

I'll take a Manhattan...Oh and I'm ticklish so be careful.

 

[snake94115]

Oh mah God
I ate
Footlong subway and
Fish burrito



VAPE IT

Why?

 

[snake94115]

Never mind...

Oh no you don't.

 

[ej1024]

Why?

Why? I was hungry
And I already lol

 

[snake94115]

I need one right about now

Here you go sweetness.

 

[snake94115]

Bernie sanders reminds of that dude in the

BACK TO THE FUTURE MOVIE


VAPE IT

Looks more like Bruce Dern to me.

 

[RatRacer]

Here you go sweetness.

WTF is ginger beer? Pale ale with a red cap?

 

[ej1024]

let's go WARRIORS


VAPE IT

 

[snake94115]

WTF is ginger beer? Pale ale with a red cap?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_beer

My Faves below.

Fever Tree
Cock N Bull
Bundaberg
Gosling's
Maine Root

 

[Zamazam]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_beer

My Faves below.

Fever Tree
Cock N Bull
Bundaberg
Gosling's
Maine Root

+1 For Goslings

 

[snake94115]

If you can wear Always' avatar shoes...

I'll make us a pitcher.

Those are nice but I gave up on the idea of wearing stiletto heels way back in 1972.

 

[snake94115]

+1 For Goslings

There's a really good restaurant here called Absinthe that has some great cocktails and they always have Fever Tree stocked up.

http://absinthe.com/

 

[ej1024]

GOOD MORNING PEEPS
EJ here, It's Friday, and I hope you all have a blessed and safe day..
️


VAPE IT

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

Haddonfield, NJ is a bit over an hour from me. In what fucking world CAN'T the fucking USPS get a fucking package/parcel between those 2 points in 4 fucking days? FUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!

 

[always9988]

Get em Hank!

 

[f1r3b1rd]

AAARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG

 

[Lost]

Are You An Asshole?
Here's a sample test:

Me: "I just saw a bird lose his mind while trying to have sex with a female. A squirrel was watching. Pervert."
Someone: "How do you know it was a male and female bird? You know there's a lot of h0m0- and bi-sexuality in the animal kingdom right?"

That's an asshole.

 

[John Q Public]

Yup, a lot of animals will stick their animal schlongs in any hole. Doesn't even have to be a mammal.
So that's what humans should strive to be like? Great analogy.

 

[Whiskey]

GOOD MORNING PEEPS
EJ here, It's Friday, and I hope you all have a blessed and safe day..
️


VAPE IT

Where is EJ and what have you done to him????

 

[snake94115]

Are You An Asshole?
Here's a sample test:

Me: "I just saw a bird lose his mind while trying to have sex with a female. A squirrel was watching. Pervert."
Someone: "How do you know it was a male and female bird? You know there's a lot of h0m0- and bi-sexuality in the animal kingdom right?"

That's an asshole.

You're welcome

 

[RenoMama]

Yay!!! Shipping confirmation! Boooo month out estimated delivery

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

Fuck you USPS

 

[f1r3b1rd]

Fuck you USPS

what the fuck is that?

 

[AndriaD]

I'd just like to SAY IT HERE that people who don't get sarcasm give me a huge pain, and really aren't worth talking to.

Andria

 

[Huckleberried]

We have people here that don't appreciate sarcasm? They need schoolin'.

 

[ej1024]

Fuck you USPS

Ur goon is GONE HAHAHA