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Gnite honey
No sads. I'm just being a smart ass. While trying to contain it hahahaha
I can't say anything nice. I can't say anything. Ya know
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Where the tortillas at?
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I can't use chops sticks to save my ass bro. Love sushi though.
Ever have one of those weeks?
Of course you have.
This has been one of those weeks. Of the type you had, and the type no one wants. Of all the inhumane, bizarre weeks that humans have been had, this has been one of those weeks.
Is it Monday yet?
Of course you have.
This has been one of those weeks. Of the type you had, and the type no one wants. Of all the inhumane, bizarre weeks that humans have been had, this has been one of those weeks.
Is it Monday yet?
Chinese joints around here are not that sophisticated. No sashimi, so I have no idea how good it is.They didn't have tortilla bro, love SASHIMI, that's gonna be tommorow
Aren't u in San Diego?
Ahhhh... Shit
Because just kidding about sleep.
This day is so fucked
What about tong lashing the bush?
Because just kidding about sleep.
This day is so fucked
Ahem....
I can see the headlines now:
Angry Indiana Man Takes Out Frustrations with Tongs on a Bush in Ohio. Story at 11
I'm beginning to think I may actually be Karen walker 
These are some serious conversations we have late at night guys. Did we just bond? I feel like we just bonded over tongs
I love how you stir up shit here and over there. You are nothing but a goddamned kiss ass sorry sack of shit. Grow the fuck up and pick a corner asshole. There or here because you obviously cannot be in two places. I graduated highschool to get away from dickheads like you.... FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If we did, it wasn't a banana in my pocket!These are some serious conversations we have late at night guys. Did we just bond? I feel like we just bonded over tongs
No it was those damn tongs. I don't even know what's going on anymore
Does anyone else get overtired slap happy?
I'm kinda kinky like that......No it was those damn tongs. I don't even know what's going on anymore
lost it....
You guys are bad influences. I used to be a good kid
lol. It's your story. Tell it anyway you want!
Ok have to go pretend to sleep. Gnight y'all,smooches
So what's your wife? 4 foot tall?Bad girls scares me fellas, that why I never dated girls taller than me shit... So aggressive.. Cant do it... Hahaha
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Short, tall, it don't matter to me. They are all pink in the middle!