Hey
@pete67,
@Huckleberried,
@Whiskey,
@Jimi and crew.
OK so woke up stupor early and went down town to meet mom's new women's paddling team.
So a bit of set up. were have these things scattered around town.
The one down at the water front is lower for smaller people.
The god damned jazz and blues fest has a GIANT area, bridge access,
That seawall walkway blocked off and street sidewalk access blocked off.
Somewhere in there is the what I call the bridge shitter which is public restrooms in the foot of the bridge.
Soo down at the marina right next to the bubbler there is a junky scumbag cock out pissing against it.
Tempted to cane his ass in the back of the skull for it but meh I am not that civic minded and zero popo or park rangers so getting into a brawl with a pissing junky is not my idea of a good sat. morning.
We go and get coffee and mom is doing her stretches waiting for the team. We are kind of close to that fountain and I look over and dude is using it as a bidet.
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That bubbler is now tainted from junky taint, not a chance I am using it ever not that I did anyways.
So we are vaping, enjoy some stumptown and this jackass jogger does this fake cough and calls me an asshole. So I do my normal 7 am grumpy reply and drop a fake ass c bomb.
She gets more bitchy and I ignore her.
She prances down and drinks from the junky bidet, like minutes after he just got done rubbing his balls, taint and filthy junk ass all up on the bubbling action.
I just smile, there is a god laughing somewhere about that irony.
So I go back up top after I finish my coffee on the dock.
Prancer bitch is back wanting to give me a piece of her simple mind about the smell (pineapple/lime ginger ale)A other lady told her it smells very pleasant and to shut it. I smile and explain I do not listen to people who's breath smells like junky nut sack, that shut her up and I explained that the skeezy motherfucker had just got done rubbing his filthy bits all over the drinking surface about a minute before she fake coughed and called me an asshole.
I wished her well with her new glowing case of whatever disease she picked up and wandered off leaving her gagging and retching.