You guys are so weird!I guess that's why I like you.
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I have been trying for almost 35 years to get her to watch where she puts her feet, but no such luck. If there is shit in the path she chose, she WILL step in it. Sigh...most of them already have my shoe print in them.
G'moanin' me boyo!
Decorate them for the holidays! Shape them into pumpkins, turkeys, Christmas trees. Hearts for Valentine's Day. Possibilities are endless!!!
Theres that S word again
How are you this morning, did you get another fab breakfast or is it too early ?
Cool but Lannie would just step in them
What's a "holiday"? Farmers don't get no daze off...
Not even Christmas day ?
Where I work neither do I apparently.
Still alive, so I guess it's SNAFU again today.
Chores, check the forum, feed the dawgs, THEN Brekkie (i.e., "later"). I suspect today will just be two fried eggs (Kad's favorite melons)
and a piece of toast. "Special" is only once in awhile.
ok
oh those are sooooooooo cute!! I want one too. Didn't know they made mini cows til Lannie said that.
like??? like??? you love us!!
ewwwwwwww
Hey, I didn't step in any last night in the pitch black, trying to shoosh a black cow through the shrubbery. I'm sure there were some there, so it must have been a complete accident!
No, wait, I have a better idea! YOU decorate them and shape them into pumpkins and turkeys and Christmas trees and hearts. Yeah, that's a much better idea!
Nope. The critters must be taken care of every single day all year. Maybe if we could afford a hired hand, we could take a "holiday" off, but then he would have to work that day, so it would be him bitchin' about it instead of me.Not even Christmas day ?
What in tarnation are those things sticking out of it? Antennas?Even put sprinkles on some of them for hair.
I've tasted cow pie but not like that lol
Yea, lesson learned. I had emptied my canteen and was so thirsty!OMG, you drank from a POND? Oh, honey, NEVER drink from a pond, especially a stock pond!
Yes!!!! Great idea! Puts new life into the thought of the "Great Pumpkin". hehehehehe
It's a desperate Dan pie, they are the horns lol It's a crappy example really. I used to go to the pie factory, you won a certificate if you could eat it, it was that big.
Aww how nice x
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I'd rather decorate them than drink them.Hey, I didn't step in any last night in the pitch black, trying to shoosh a black cow through the shrubbery. I'm sure there were some there, so it must have been a complete accident!
No, wait, I have a better idea! YOU decorate them and shape them into pumpkins and turkeys and Christmas trees and hearts. Yeah, that's a much better idea!
True, Linda, can I ask, what does your username mean ? Is it to do with the river ?I'd rather decorate them than drink them.
Awe, how cute!!!!! Have fun.
That sounds FUN!!
Yes. I knew once I was driving over this bridge, I was close to "home". Or, shall I say, where I was born and spent many wonderful times in my youth.
The Atchafalaya Basin Bridge, also known as the Louisiana Airborne Memorial Bridge,[1] is a pair of parallel bridges in the U.S. state of Louisiana between Baton Rouge and Lafayette which carries Interstate 10 over the Atchafalaya Basin. With a total length of 96,095 feet (29,290 m) or 18.2 miles, it is the 3rd longest bridge in the US and the second longest on the interstate system and fourteenth-longest in the world by total length.
The bridge includes two exits: one for Whiskey Bay (LA 975) and another for Butte La Rose (LA 3177). While the bridges run parallel for most of their length, they merge when crossing the Whiskey Bay Pilot Channel and the Atchafalaya River. The average daily traffic count is (as of 2011) 24,540 vehicles.
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Sorry to sound like The Boden here, but a single 18650, regardless of the circuit board or the claims of the manufacturer, will not do 75W. It just cannot stand that strain for more than a coupleminutes... uh... picoseconds.
Everytime I read something like this, it makes me so happy all over again that I vape at 10w... or less. Lately 10w has made me cough a lot, so I'm staying around 9.6, 9.8... and yeah, I really can tell a diff in just 2 tenths of a watt -- at least, my lungs can.
But all my mods are perfectly happy with 1 18650, or even internal LIPOs, like my CF4s... and last most of 2 days. Heck, I can even still use my Sigelei Zmax (if I want to use a tube mod, though I mostly don't want to), and get longer life out of an 18500 than these cloud chasers get out of double 18650s! 
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Yo Andria! I vape between 7.5 - 10 as well. But, I finally unboxed the pico and loved it! I may tootle on it but I'm enjoying the cute clouds for a bit.Everytime I read something like this, it makes me so happy all over again that I vape at 10w... or less. Lately 10w has made me cough a lot, so I'm staying around 9.6, 9.8... and yeah, I really can tell a diff in just 2 tenths of a watt -- at least, my lungs can.
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I think I may be getting sick.
It probably WAS from that heater -- it dried out your air passages so severely, microscopic cracks opened and allowed an entry for some microbe(s) or other. That's why I got a cool-mist humidifier last winter, so I can keep a heater in my room, and not get dried out and sick from it.
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YIKES!!!!
Ok, I need a joke now. lol
Q. How many voyeurs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Only one, but they'd much rather watch someone else do it.
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Well, now I have to keep my cat in. I let her out earlier, then I heard her just outside the door into the garage, so I opened it... she RAN in, with a dead chipmunk in her mouth! So I had to get the broom and dustpan to get it outta here, and now I'm keeping her predatory little ass in the house! My back is still hurting too much for shenanigans like that!
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Oh man! Also, sorry about your back. Predatory little ass. That's hilarious!
So is this. hehehehe
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's not funny!
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heh! The thing about the heater is why it's a good idea to turn the thermostat down at night, when the furnace is on, so you don't get so dried out -- since your breathing is shallow when you sleep, mucus isn't moving, and no saliva is moving either, so it's VERY easy to get dried out, and that's when viruses can enter.
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Here's a light bulb joke for our Logicians:
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
Ah, memories. Thx for reminding me how lucky I am to be post-menopausal.
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This reminds me of when I first started vaping and got on the ECF newbie thread to ask some silly questions. I was sucking an EVOD and was pounced on by the cloud chuckers that I absolutely had to have a huge mod and a huge tank. I told them I had no intention of sucking what looked like the antenna on a two-way radio (which is exactly what my eVic VT with Protank-II and extra air control adapter looks like). Today, when I pick up the old EVOD or even the V4L (looks like a cigar), it somehow just feels wrong. And time rolls on...
Yea these are cracking me up!!!Ah, memories. Thx for reminding me how lucky I am to be post-menopausal.
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Q. How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
A1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
A2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
A3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
A4. Rottweiler: Make me.
A5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
A6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
A7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
A8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
A9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
A10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
A11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
A12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
A13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
A14. New Zealand Sheep Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little cluster...
A15. Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
But Chipmunk Tots are tasty.
The Dark side is patient. It will claim you yet.This reminds me of when I first started vaping and got on the ECF newbie thread to ask some silly questions. I was sucking an EVOD and was pounced on by the cloud chuckers that I absolutely had to have a huge mod and a huge tank. I told them I had no intention of sucking what looked like the antenna on a two-way radio (which is exactly what my eVic VT with Protank-II and extra air control adapter looks like). Today, when I pick up the old EVOD or even the V4L (looks like a cigar), it somehow just feels wrong. And time rolls on...
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This reminds me of when I first started vaping and got on the ECF newbie thread to ask some silly questions. I was sucking an EVOD and was pounced on by the cloud chuckers that I absolutely had to have a huge mod and a huge tank. I told them I had no intention of sucking what looked like the antenna on a two-way radio (which is exactly what my eVic VT with Protank-II and extra air control adapter looks like). Today, when I pick up the old EVOD or even the V4L (looks like a cigar), it somehow just feels wrong. And time rolls on...
Heh... when I was BRAND NEW over there, in the newbie thread, trying to figure out what cigalike to get... some brain trust comes in and suggests a mech and an RDA, though of course I had no clue at the time exactly WHAT language he was speaking.
2 and a half yrs later, I'm all over the RDA, that's all I ever use... but mechs? Not so much. Got 2, for the vapocalypse.... they stay in the drawer. Andria
Clearly you know all of our cats... belly rubs... I'm gonna lay on the kitchen floor, right in the middle, so ya can't get around me until my belly is satisfied.
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ROFL! I'm just glad it was dead, because chasing those things is for...CATS!!!
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Yeah.. when I'm cooking dinner, she lies in here, supervising...
She should have figured out by now how clumsy I am, and not lay there right in the walk path... Andria
It was actually YOU that got me to buy that eLeaf istick. I accidentally bought the pico instead of the other one.
LMAO! I just pictured you running around your house, coolfire in hand, chasing a chipmunk out of your son's new room!!ROFL! I'm just glad it was dead, because chasing those things is for...CATS!!!
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I drove that taking my daughter fro Jackson to Houston. Talk about a long, straight bridge. I really didn't understand how long it would be when we first started crossing.
@Rixsta I remember you put a wrap on your Pico in black (? carbon fiber) and yellow. Was that from Zapwrapz? And is the Zapwrapz carbon fiber textured or is it just a flat vinyl with a design on it? I tried another wrap from Jwrap in the US, but didn't like the texture of it (not carbon fiber, some brushed metal that felt like bushed vinyl).
And I know I'm late to the thread, but miniature cows? Really?