I like the "wrapped in bacon" part.
But yeah... I always *wanted* to be that social butterfly, but I'm too awkward, too honest, too gauche, and frankly I just have ZERO in common with pretty much 99% of everybody. Here on a vape forum (or even over at the other one), I at least have in common with all y'all that I'm a vaper. I'm very outspoken, and maybe that's why I don't seem like an introvert; on the internet, I can be as outspoken as I please -- the worst that can happen is someone puts me on "ignore."

I can be quite extroverted with people I "know" -- and I do seem to "know" some of y'all, at least a little. But with strangers? I'm as tight as a clam.

It's something like "stagefright" I guess. I just always have the assumption that no one wants to know me.
Andria