JuicyLucy
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I can see emmy's in our future. Well, maybe even one for Hank too![]()
They don't give emmys to bad actors!
I can see emmy's in our future. Well, maybe even one for Hank too![]()
Wow, u gerlies are full of the dickens this loving evening......Synopsis:
A battleax and her friend the ogress abandon their current occupations to retrain as colonoscopy technicians. Under the hapless supervision of Doctors Iguana and Chop, hijinks ensue as a cast of assholes pass through the butt clinic - including everybody's favorite goon, Hank "Fanboi" Spankman, as the colostomy bag boy and AndriaD as Nurse Achilles.
Viewer discretion is advised
Episode 1:
Moo locks Morley in a closet and forgets where he left him after Inspects pays a surprise visit to Rectum Regional and finds vaping violations.


Only if I can be Ogress![]()
Synopsis:
A battleax and her friend the ogress abandon their current occupations to retrain as colonoscopy technicians. Under the hapless supervision of Doctors Iguana and Chop, hijinks ensue as a cast of assholes pass through the butt clinic - including everybody's favorite goon, Hank "Fanboi" Spankman, as the colostomy bag boy and AndriaD as Nurse Achilles.
Viewer discretion is advised
Episode 1:
Moo locks Morley in a closet and forgets where he left him after Inspects pays a surprise visit to Rectum Regional and finds vaping violations.
I'll still love you, Lucy. Warts and all...![]()
You too Moo - even if you did forget where you left poor Morley
Shoot! Quick, someone dial his phone..
Only to find he forgot it when he was buying beef jerky for lunch at the liquor store
The beef jerky was just for swizzle stick...
At least he has something to eat and doesn't have to survive on his own urine
"doesn't have to" is decidedly differnet than "doesn't". You are a crafty gal...

WOOT! Does that make Chop and I 'consultants'Synopsis:
A battleax and her friend the ogress abandon their current occupations to retrain as colonoscopy technicians. Under the hapless supervision of Doctors Iguana and Chop, hijinks ensue as a cast of assholes pass through the butt clinic - including everybody's favorite goon, Hank "Fanboi" Spankman, as the colostomy bag boy and AndriaD as Nurse Achilles.
Viewer discretion is advised
Episode 1:
Moo locks Morley in a closet and forgets where he left him after Inspects pays a surprise visit to Rectum Regional and finds vaping violations.
I am pretty confident him leaving stuffz open is just reflex...You gotta leave your options open![]()
WOOT! Does that make Chop and I 'consultants'![]()
Unfortunately, I think you are in charge
hope everyone survived the monday in fine fettle
off to crawl under the rock for a bit - see you on the flip side
Miss Lucy, I hope you have a splendid evening - and Moo - just let me know how much we need for bail money, huh?
Been limping along this summer on the bateau, on the 4 5.25" MB Quart cockpit speakers, after blowing my aging subs early in the season. Sound great at anchor, but when opening up that 305, it just kinda fades into the Baja Orchestra of Exhaust.
Dropped out the oldies today, soldered in new 1:1 fitment subs, and redialed in my bypass filters. OMG, my baby sings the blues!! She just loves my big 10"...
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Been limp this summer on the cockpit, after blowing my aging anchor, but it just kinda fades my bypass filters. OMG, my baby sings the blues!!
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Same here. I dislike Country music. I detest Rappist music.
...a box. An old box, made from polished mahogany, similar in size and design to a cigar box. He knows it's quite old by the patina on the copper plate on the lid of the box. There is something engraved on the copper plate, and Morely peers at it trying to discern the engraving through the patina. As he does so, the match, nearly burned out, burns his fingers."That's interesting," Morely says as he strikes a match and sets out exploring the closet. "Never was in the closet per say, those what need to know, know those what don't, don't. Oh well, I'll muddle along," he says while sliding an old mink stole out his way.
Suddenly, he feels a breeze from the back of the closet and needs to strike another match. He pause to vape a little first. After he finishes vaping he moves along to the back of the closet where he finds, ... [TBC]
Psst! Hey @kad2371 whatsit I find? You pick it up from there ... then tag somebody else.
Y'all be as creative as you want. This is just something for fun, spinning and weaving a round robin style cumulative tale. Don't worry too much about the Morely character. Make him an Earnest as in Earnest Goes To Camp. Have fun.![]()
WOOT! Does that make Chop and I 'consultants'![]()

Lol! That is hilarious!Synopsis:
A battleax and her friend the ogress abandon their current occupations to retrain as colonoscopy technicians. Under the hapless supervision of Doctors Iguana and Chop, hijinks ensue as a cast of assholes pass through the butt clinic - including everybody's favorite goon, Hank "Fanboi" Spankman, as the colostomy bag boy and AndriaD as Nurse Achilles.
Viewer discretion is advised
Episode 1:
Moo locks Morley in a closet and forgets where he left him after Inspects pays a surprise visit to Rectum Regional and finds vaping violations.
I didn't realize you also have a way with writing. Nice!Uhhh, not feeling very creative but I'll give it a whirl.
...a box. An old box, made from polished mahogany, similar in size and design to a cigar box. He knows it's quite old by the patina on the copper plate on the lid of the box. There is something engraved on the copper plate, and Morely peers at it trying to discern the engraving through the patina. As he does so, the match, nearly burned out, burns his fingers.
"Perhaps a flashlight would have been a better idea than a match" Morely says, and he pulls out another match and lights it. Examining the engraving again, he realizes it is two dolphins, one on top of and behind the other. The bottom dolphin has a look of surprise on it's face, or so it seems to Morely.
Morely reaches for the lid to open the box and see what it contains, but is distracted as he hears a scuttling sound, and again a breeze blows out his match. "How can there be a breeze in the back of a closet?" he asks the box.
As he prepared to light a fourth match so he can seek an answer for this mystery, he feels...[TBC]
OK, @Moueix you are up.
I didn't realize you also have a way with writing. Nice!
You young folks and all your energy.Good morning y'all! Pulled a other all nighter. Like a child I stood up to watch batman v Superman ultimate edition. Damn movie wasn't available till 3 am. And it's 3 hours longnow I have to work all day..
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Get off my lawn!!You young folks and all your energy.
NOGet off my lawn!!
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Have a great day Boden, and stay out of trouble...I understand Cromwell lives near ya, oh boy.....Morning![]()

You young folks and all your energy.
* chuckles * I recall being 30 something, still outworking two 17 year olds. Bah. Why the hell you let me grow up and get this O...L...D shit? Yes, I am now 44 only. But just from life being what it is, I tend to gimp around like 84. I creek when I wake up and get out of bed.

Why thank ya darlin', though I doubt I'll win any awards. Wait, is there a writing equivalent of the Razzie?I didn't realize you also have a way with writing. Nice!
I got 7 years on ya. Trust me, it gets worse.
Just wait until ya cant trust a fart anymore. Fun times![]()
LOL. Oh, been starting to not trust them for a little now. That's kind of evil too. I mean hey, I love to fart when the farting is good. A few weeks ago though, "okay got to fart ..." ... "oh fuck! oh shit! damn it!" Wound up needing a shower. Curse my stomach for being evil like that.

OMG that's too funny!!!!!!Just wait until ya cant trust a fart anymore. Fun times![]()
Man! I'm older than you guys and haven't had that problem.........YET. I'm sure my time is coming. hehehehLOL. Oh, been starting to not trust them for a little now. That's kind of evil too. I mean hey, I love to fart when the farting is good. A few weeks ago though, "okay got to fart ..." ... "oh fuck! oh shit! damn it!" Wound up needing a shower. Curse my stomach for being evil like that.
Age aside, I might toss this out here. I say Wow. But I don't think I'm swayed toward buying this. the wow is simply for seeing the innovation Kanger is attempting, seeming to be a successful at doing. This looks damn sharp and if I didn't have two Velocities and one of the Reo clones arriving by Friday (hopefully), I might consider buying it. I like the $20-30 range for specialty tanks and the like. Yes, I also still like getting stuff dirt cheap if able, but some of these nicer items $20-30 seems reasonable to me, if/when I can afford it.
You have me rolling this morning. LMAO! I like doing the hit and runs at the grocery when we're shopping for a work potluck. You run off and leave the unsuspecting coworker and all the other customers thinking it was THEM. heheheheset up a coworker with a hit and run
hiya bruddah!yeah, same here brother ..... I dislike "cry in your beer" country music and I detest rap.
Man! I'm older than you guys and haven't had that problem.........YET. I'm sure my time is coming. heheheh
You have me rolling this morning. LMAO! I like doing the hit and runs at the grocery when we're shopping for a work potluck. You run off and leave the unsuspecting coworker and all the other customers thinking it was THEM. hehehehe

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I have GOT to remember that. Going to the beach next week (hope I don't get that flesh eating thang) and my friends 2 teenage girls are going. It'll be fun doing that to some young, shy teens in some souvenir shops. lolUse to call that crop dusting![]()