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Morning Dog!
Morning boof-knuckles!
I'm sitting here trying to find the energy to make coffee... I wish I had a NOS button
Morning.
What is a NOS button? Nitrous oxide?
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Yeah lol or maybe just a coffee IV
Just sitting here thinking about the hundreds of times I called you buddy over the years. Wth? Didn't know that was Aussie fighting words.
don't worry
it was just coupled with "you do the math buddy" on ecf, which is just rude
kinda gets used bot ways here, it is a funny word
Yeah, i guess it gets used the same here. All in the context of how and when you say it.
Darn, you beat me to the C word joke lol
We've used baby aspirin in the past, seems to work well
Silly knuckles!
Giving dogs drugs...puppy uppers and doggie downers...
Moving TOWARDS the snow...(must be keeping, and using the doggie drugs to do that crazy shiate)...
C-words and b-words....
But y'all can't harsh my mellow.
I close tonight and tomorrow....9-5 on Friday....weekend off....and come Monday I go m-f, 5:00am-2:00pm with every weekend off. First time in my entire working life that I will have weekends off and set hours. Not sure how to act or what I should do first.
Giving dogs drugs...puppy uppers and doggie downers...
Moving TOWARDS the snow...(must be keeping, and using the doggie drugs to do that crazy shiate)...
C-words and b-words....
But y'all can't harsh my mellow.
I close tonight and tomorrow....9-5 on Friday....weekend off....and come Monday I go m-f, 5:00am-2:00pm with every weekend off. First time in my entire working life that I will have weekends off and set hours. Not sure how to act or what I should do first.
enjoy it
just ask 22 how long reduced hours last
not very long
hullo feathered friend
Luckily there is absolutely no overtime and I'm moving into a set schedule position.
Sup Rooboy?
It's nearly Halloween. Do you guys celebrate Halloween?
If I lived there I'd dress up like crocodile Dundee and take a kangaroo with me and put all my candy in his pouch.
If anybody tried to steal my candy, the kangaroo would punch them.
not to the extent you guys do, but it is growing in popularity here
i've heard youse guys have stricter guidelines for trick or treating, like set times and "if the front light is off then don't knock"
Yep.....that's the plan.
I'm going to be home alone Monday night....so it will be dark at my place.
All the candies belong to me.
the "trick" part never caught on here either
kids knock and say "trick or treat!" often not in costume
i say "i don't have anything for you"
then kids get all apologetic for disturbing me, tell me to enjoy my night, and they keep going
Here, they say trick or treat, and if you don't give them the mega, super sized peanut butter cup package, they key your car on their way down the driveway and come back later to set your house on fire.
I blame it on the pussification of our youth by their parents who were the first generation to never lose a game.....blue ribbons and trophys for everybody......
we have the melbourne cup on tuesday though, which is a public holiday
it is a horse race
high fashion event of the year, so young ladies go all dressed up and in stillettos...
... to drink champagne in the sun on a grass field
they are not very glamorous on the way home
it is a horse race
high fashion event of the year, so young ladies go all dressed up and in stillettos...
... to drink champagne in the sun on a grass field
they are not very glamorous on the way home
I'd wait for them on their way home and say "trick or treat".
You never know.
At the very least you might get a new pair of stilettos.
Have you thought this through? You'll need to get up at like 4am and TWD doesn't go off till 10pm.
Afternoon naps....nuff said.
TWD was BRUTAL Sunday. I needed Monday to recover from it.
Roflmao at first I wished I was here for that conversation. On second thought I Needed the laugh this morning hehe you guys are just a pile of goodness... like rainbow candy corn and unicorn farts ....
Morning kids!
Ooh yeah I got the weather channel on. They're saying higher elevations are gettin S**wed on... another cultural speaking thing, In Michigan that S word is about as bad as it getsMorning all!
So, I was watching the weather and this is happening.
poor embee
What is it? Rain or snow?Morning all!
So, I was watching the weather and this is happening.
poor embee
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Just think of all that football you'll be able to watch!!! Congratulations, Hawkie!
Yeah, down here in Virginia, we usually make it well in to December before we see any snow. Sometimes January. Would suck to have to start shoveling in October.
Lots and lots of rain here........but, I really hope embee doesn't have the snow!
Morning, Knuckles!
I'm putting off an early start. The secretary that usually lets me in at 6:45 is off today so sitting here until 7:15.......Now I'll feel like I'm running late all day......lol
Morning, Knuckles!
I'm putting off an early start. The secretary that usually lets me in at 6:45 is off today so sitting here until 7:15.......Now I'll feel like I'm running late all day......lol
It's already started.Morning all!
So, I was watching the weather and this is happening.
poor embee
I can't. I just can't.
Morning knuckles
Sorry ((((((em)))))
Sorry ((((((em)))))
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That guy is genius. If I weren't married I'd write one of those letters.
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That light blue's the ocean right? I knew it was a matter of time before main fell off. Hug a palm tree Embee!Morning all!
So, I was watching the weather and this is happening.
poor embee
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Good point
To whom it may concern,
Strippers should not be allowed to pole dance in my front yard!!
Sincerely,
Ed
507 Arbutus Ave
Roanoke, VA 24014
We'll, I'm ff to make some popcorn and rent a post hole digger
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I struggled with capturing the distress in your eyes. So, I opted for you making snow angels.It's already started.
I can't. I just can't.
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Tends to be a line up here. But no way those shop owners are unlocking that door even 30 seconds early. They could have doors on mechanical timers and be less precise.Love these small towns where you sit in front of a business an hour past posted business hours waiting for someone to show up..
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Snow wold have been bad, but at least it would have been pretty, with the option of angel-making. Instead, we got about 1/2 an inch then it started sleeting.
Now everything's just wet and frozen.
An icy tree branch bounced off my car while I was at work.
And it wasn't a palm tree.
Mother nature can kiss my ass today.
Yup.. . . stabby!
But what does a poi boy know about snow?
Would you hug a palm tree for me, Keith?
He knows enough to stay away from it. One night driving down from Big Bear Lake in a car with no heater. More ice on the inside of the windshield than outside and lying in the slush to put on and take off chains cured me of the snow.
Palm trees here are getting infested with some kind of beetle, but I'll give one a leg wrap, or two. . . .
We aren't allowed to open a minute early, or close a minute early.
On that note, every a hole that thinks they absolutely must have a haircut at 8 am on a Saturday can bite me. What's wrong with you people?
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I'm getting my haircut at 8:00am sharp on Saturday.
And I'm going to bite my haircutter chicky babe.
And I'm going to bite my haircutter chicky babe.