Such an awkward day today.
Went to drop off my mail in ballot, Library is only open for this reason alone... wasn't open when I arrived... ok no biggie.
Another gent was there wanting to do the same... we both didnt see the drop off box... he mentions, "I don't see security... I laugh... "Well they're never around when you need them... maybe if we make some noise or cause a ruckus they'll magically arrive" ... he laughs, I laugh... security arrives a minute later... and explains that there is normally a lady outside accepting the ballots... but not sure why not yet...
I jokingly state the Hours of Operations on the door..." Must be from 11am-4pm, like the sign says?"
It was only 9:45am
Went to PetCo to pick up the heavily discounted dog food I bought last night... they sent me $20 off bonus, and I already had Pals reward of $5, so $18 bag here I come, WOOT!
Seems normal right?
BUT WAIT THERES MORE!
I go inside to get the food, which I got an E-mail stating it was ready to pick up LAST NIGHT...
Get there... not there, so wait a few mins, dude training a guy about how to log it being picked up to a newb... I don't mind to much... waiting for some millennial to comprehend what the guy was saying.
A few more minutes go by and I am still waiting to just grab the food and go like I normally do... its 10% off when you order online, plus the bonus bucks... WOOT!... nooo!
The dude didnt understand, so the manager felt it was ok to explain again, while I am sitting there...
I kindly say... well not really, I'm a fucking asshole truly...
" I don't think this dumb ass understands, but I understand I've been here watching you explain to him for 10 minutes... you mind if I grab my dogs food and get the fuck out of here, or should I just log myself since I understood what you were explaining" lol
Then wouldn't you know... our God is Female, yup I said it... God is not male, but female
I get to my car, hit the button to pop the trunk... doesn't pop open... hmm...
Car chirped, rolled the windows down (Hot here in SD today) holding the other button... trunk not opening...
So I remove the hidden key within the fob... put it in the keyhole, turn and trunk opens... Sweet... let roll!
Nope...
Now the fucking trunk doesn't latch shut... its hot... I didn't bring my glasses, can't see shit... but I am zooming in on my Google Search... 535i MSport Trunk not latching shut...
20 mins go by, me fiddling the with latch, reading, checking the one thing mentioned that goes wrong with it (Wiring) all looks good... still not latching shut... hmm
So I close the trunk all the way... say to myself, " I know you're a woman, but I'd like to get out of this heat and I don't give two shits if the trunk ever opens again, just have it shut"
I push it down, sure as shit I hear the motor latch grab and trunk is closed...
I didn't tempt fate and open it again, figured the big lady upstairs felt baking in the sun for 30 mins was penance enough for the shit attitude I had in PetCo.