iJOY Asolo 200W, A mod taste control all wires includes kanthal/stainless steel

[f1r3b1rd]

Sadly.....tomorrow is supposed to be release day.

You would think everyone would wanna know the big giant secret.
Wait..... Its a secret.

Wasn't there supposed to be a video explaining where the magic came from and how it happened?

 

[st0nedpenguin]

The fact that it's a secret is also a secret.

Assholio Illuminati.

 

[Zamazam]

You let out the secret that the secret is secret. Go down to the wine cellar and flagellate yourself for half an hour.

 

[f1r3b1rd]

 

[MarkS]

Maybe the magic smoke escaped...

No matter where you go, take your Vape!

 

[CurlyxCracker]

Yay! My entertainment is back!

 

[RebelGolfer72]

The fact that it's a secret is also a secret.

Assholio Illuminati.

For those old enough to remember what this is a parody of...

 

[f1r3b1rd]

The line started for the release?

 

[CurlyxCracker]

The line started for the release?

Yes it's TP controlled.

 

[Maverik_X]

need tp for my bungholio

 

[st0nedpenguin]

I need TC for my bunghole.

 

[f1r3b1rd]

Hahaha

 

[Breazy_Com]

I always love Beavis and Butthead !

 

[f1r3b1rd]

I need TC for my bunghole.

With any kind of paper. Charmim, puffs, Scott even regular brand

 

[Maverik_X]

With any kind of paper. Charmim, puffs, Scott even regular brand

Personally I prefer Silk Soft ( eco friendly )

 

[f1r3b1rd]

Personally I prefer Silk Soft ( eco friendly )

I'm not picky so long as its splinter free

 

[CurlyxCracker]

With any kind of paper. Charmim, puffs, Scott even regular brand

Even in a pinch, it will work with puffs tissue or a brown paper towel!
If you're lazy you can get some pre-steeped wet wipes as well.

 

[Maverik_X]

 

[Zamazam]

LOL. This thread is great. From a "do it all mod, GPS tracking, and smart learn you firmware" to tp, and wet wipes. I guess the thread is going in the right direction

 

[f1r3b1rd]

Bahahahaha!!!!! For reasons illustrated a few wet wipes are a good idea ........ or a sponge on a stick

 

[CurlyxCracker]

LOL. This thread is great. From a "do it all mod, GPS tracking, and smart learn you firmware" to tp, and wet wipes. I guess the thread is going in the right direction

I'm assuming you mean "to shit"? Lmfao

 

[f1r3b1rd]

LOL. This thread is great. From a "do it all mod, GPS tracking, and smart learn you firmware" to tp, and wet wipes. I guess the thread is going in the right direction

Showin some love for the assholio

 

[Zamazam]

BINGO! ROFL...

 

[Maverik_X]

This thread was my favorite source of entertainment for awhile. I think Zam's on the right track lol.

 

[Maverik_X]

LOL. This thread is great. From a "do it all mod, GPS tracking, and smart learn you firmware" to tp, and wet wipes. I guess the thread is going in the right direction

dont forget the blue tooth vibrator feature with keyless fob oh and fingerprint sensor.

 

[f1r3b1rd]

Still think it needs to do more

 

[st0nedpenguin]

If it doesn't come with a built in plunger I'm out.

 

[f1r3b1rd]

So was release day today or tomorrow?

 

[CurlyxCracker]

Tomorrow I thought

 

[f1r3b1rd]

Does it come with tp or is that sold separately?

 

[MarkS]

Isn't it tomorrow there yet???

 

[f1r3b1rd]

Good call! It is 0124 on 06/25 right now in in shenzhen china.

They should be for sale

 

[Giraut]

Good call! It is 0124 on 06/25 right now in in shenzhen china. They should be for sale

IJoy probably have clocks that calculate the time without a quartz crystal oscillator - just kanthal.

 

[st0nedpenguin]

Don't need to calculate time, just use time control.

 

[Zamazam]

Don't need to calculate time, just use time control.

LOL, on the mark!

 

[Maverik_X]

1. 9:34 AM
   Thursday, June 25, 2015 (GMT+8)
   Time in Shenzhen, Guangdong, China=
2. Where Da Fack is my Assholo????? seriously, they are worse then bankers

 

[f1r3b1rd]

1. 9:34 AM
   Thursday, June 25, 2015 (GMT+8)
   Time in Shenzhen, Guangdong, China=
2. Where Da Fack is my Assholo????? seriously, they are worse then bankers

They rubbin it out, they want it shiny

 

[RebelGolfer72]

I want to see it work on the notoriously wonky Kayfun 4 and Squape R.

 

[Maverik_X]

They rubbin it out, they want it shiny

 

[f1r3b1rd]

I want to see it work on the notoriously wonky Kayfun 4 and Squape R.

Hahaha
Please Busardo it must,.

 

[Maverik_X]

Hahaha
Please Busardo it must,.

Second that motion @pbusardo

 

[turnBat]

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[st0nedpenguin]

I want to see it work on the notoriously wonky Kayfun 4 and Squape R.

With a 3ohm coil.

Using nickel.

 

[RebelGolfer72]

With a 3ohm coil.

Using nickel.

Well, the KF4 has this spring in the signal path that adds a few milliohms resistance, and has its own temperature coefficient, that has notoriously caused many issues with TC devices not working properly. Likewise, the SquapeR "non-conductive e-mattal deck" does have a fairly high resistance that is in parallel with the coil, and is enough to throw the predictable, linear temperature/resistance curve off enough that TC devices can't work properly. Granted, I'm sure both cases could be programmed into the chips (more the Squape than the KF4, as I am sure position of the spring and tolerances in the manufacturing would make that always a moving target!).

So if the Asolo has no issues with these devices, I will honestly be amazed and seriously impressed!

 

[CurlyxCracker]

So um, did they release?

 

[f1r3b1rd]

 

[CurlyxCracker]

 

[cthulhufan]

Gawd, you guys are killin' me almost to tears...

 

[f1r3b1rd]

 

[CurlyxCracker]

I told my 2 y/o I was going to take him to the white walkers. For the past week he's been running around saying "I go to wipe walkers"
OMG is it ever hilarious. Makes me think of this thread!