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This Super Groover is actually a clandestine hire for iJoy to carry out DOS attacks. He speaks fluent English and Chinese, has a cucumber in his front pocket, and vapes kanthal on temp control

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At this point, I'm just curious if it works. that way if it does i'll buy one from a reputable company when they duplicate and refine it.

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Just saw the notification, the web host is having issues... hmm I was right, Ijoy does have internet control
 

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Will there be a contest for us VU member (who don't do FB) to enter and maybe win one?

I'm sure there will. This forum has been so understanding and supportive!

Besides, there is no possible way it could ever work in any shape or form. Just ask the experts here. They'll tell you!.

And, there are too many buttons for the average user, and the temp control reads out in a power level! who could ever understand somthing like that?

Save your money, and get a mech mod from a reputable, ethical company that uses English as their first language. Like Hyon USA.

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Yeah who on earth would want an honest vendor or manufacturer.
 

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I'll never buy an Asolo either. I won't buy any mod that dosn't have a USB charger, or the ability to update firmware. Would I buy anything from Ijoy? perhaps, if the price was right. I'm sure however that at some point, I will purchase a mod using the technology they pioneered, and for that I am gratefull. As I said befor, their marketing was deplorable. But in comparison to what Ijoy has given the vape community in the way of innovation, and driving the tech forward, and what actual harm have they done? Making people who make stupid comments look stupid is not harmfull, it's karma. Insictus oportet nocere Translation: Stupid should hurt.
How much tangible money have they cost us? How many forums or reviewers have they threatened or bought off?

All the indignation in this thread for what? Because they were late? Because there was a language problem? Did any of the Moderators here even try to see if there was a VU member who was fluent in Cantoneese or Mandarin to try and communicate better?

Or was it just easier to start mocking and attacking them. Going after Ms Chen makes you all look as tough as a bunch of thugs pistol whipping a blind kid. "Mericans. No offence to citizens of the United States, I'm talking about "Mericans.
 

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I'll never buy an Asolo either. I won't buy any mod that dosn't have a USB charger, or the ability to update firmware. Would I buy anything from Ijoy? perhaps, if the price was right. I'm sure however that at some point, I will purchase a mod using the technology they pioneered, and for that I am gratefull. As I said befor, their marketing was deplorable. But in comparison to what Ijoy has given the vape community in the way of innovation, and driving the tech forward, and what actual harm have they done? Making people who make stupid comments look stupid is not harmfull, it's karma. Insictus oportet nocere Translation: Stupid should hurt.
How much tangible money have they cost us? How many forums or reviewers have they threatened or bought off?

All the indignation in this thread for what? Because they were late? Because there was a language problem? Did any of the Moderators here even try to see if there was a VU member who was fluent in Cantoneese or Mandarin to try and communicate better?

Or was it just easier to start mocking and attacking them. Going after Ms Chen makes you all look as tough as a bunch of thugs pistol whipping a blind kid. "Mericans. No offence to citizens of the United States, I'm talking about "Mericans.
Our forum is based on letting the members speak their minds, just about the only one of it's size and type that does this, it means what is typed is typed, be it vendor,staff or member, so I am glad you posted this as your opinion, it is as welcome as all opinions are, have a GREAT day
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Anyone who takes the time read this thread and the contest thread from the beginning can clearly see the broken English is game. There are several outright lies and manipulations. And even more if you follow my ex-wife's philosophy of 'omission is a lie.' There are few que's of good English perhaps every time they repeat something and use their own words. If you read that the sentence structure and conjunctions are perfect English.
The 'mericans` and 'naysayers' here have nothing to prove.... its an avatar...I am not Giorgio Tsoukalos. The idea of members of this forum attacking each other over a vendors outright lies and deceit, is quite frankly sad and reminds me of other vape forums. I am proud of being a member here, where we have each others back. And watch out for questionable sales practices
 

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All the indignation in this thread for what? Because they were late? Because there was a language problem? Did any of the Moderators here even try to see if there was a VU member who was fluent in Cantonese or Mandarin to try and communicate better?

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While I am not at all fluent in Cantonese or Mandarin, I am pretty fluent in Bullshit and can immediately recognize it when I hear it.

Or in this case, hear it and smell it.

And from a business prospective, if Ijoy wishes to actively promote sales of the Asolo or any other product in the English speaking parts of the world, it is on them to hire someone that can faithfully and honestly represent the company in such a way so that the company and product has some credibility in the marketplace.

And part of that is to hire a company representative that is at least somewhat fluent in the language of the country they are trying to do business within.

It is not up to us, your target audience to speak YOUR native languages, but it is up to YOU to make sure you have someone on staff that is fluent in the dominant language of the country you are trying to do business in!.

Perfect case in point.

Over the years I have made some some really good friends in China that either manufactures or sells or distributes vaping hardware here in the good, old US of A.

And even if they mess up a word or a concept from time to time, I consider them very fluent in the English language.

Heck, sometimes they seem to do better than some of us here (including myself) on the Underground.

Broken English, or in this case "Chinglish" has another side of the coin. Time and time again, when rules of the forum are being broken. Spamming and Thread Highjacking spring to mind, when they are called on it, we get a reply in Chinglish saying something to the extent "Sorry for doing bad. Did not understand rules. We willl do better."

Then they go right back to whatever they were doing.

But if you tell them, "Just one more time and you will be banned" THAT they understand real quick.!

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So, what would all you badass 'Mericans like to see by way of Ms. Chen undoing all the aggregious damage and havoc she has wrought? Is there a dollar value attached? Should she petition the Chinese govt to write off some of the billions of dollars in debt you owe them? What would it take to make you guys stop bitching?

Ritual suicide is a Japanese thing, so Sepukku is out...Perhaps a free scholarship to the Hyon School of Business Ethics?

As it is, I hope she has learned her lesson, There are other forums, much more understanding, and less mean spirited.

The irony runs deep. "And from a business prospective" Really? English MF do you speak it? Nope. only 'Merican, And English is your native tongue. Outstanding.

I'll try to speak more'Merican fo youall sho nuiff. I know that book lernin and manners are nothing a good 'Merican needs to know. Praise Jesus!
 
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Jesus likes praise ...... and cheeze whiz.

The only one bitching right now is you dude. calm down, man and have a vape it will be ok.

Guess in some peoples world its ok to sell that ocean front property in Arizona...
 

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Ah tell you lil buddy you done sed a mouf full. Havin me a good 'ol vape. Ten foot pole required? Try sum of them
kegal thangs. mite take a whall, but I done hears they tighten y'all up like a crawdad in a pot o boiling watta! Amen. Now, where them po blind kids at.....
 

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Jesus likes praise ...... and cheeze whiz.

The only one bitching right now is you dude. calm down, man and have a vape it will be ok.

Guess in some peoples world its ok to sell that ocean front property in Arizona...
Ignore, he's trying to pull you into "don't give a fuck" area , totally laugh at it, I am:):)
 

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Ignore, he's trying to pull you into "don't give a fuck" area , totally laugh at it, I am:):)

Roger that... I'm in wheelie mode anyway,
1730- happy hour time :)
 

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'mericans ain't the problem. The problem is the hole damn thing ijoy/chan did. I've read this whole thread and came to the conculsion that most of us could care less if it works now. Were just tired of the lies. Maybe oneday a company will make a mod that actually has TEMPERATURE control.
Everyone have a good day and a great vape
 

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I'm sure however that at some point, I will purchase a mod using the technology they pioneered, and for that I am gratefull. As I said befor, their marketing was deplorable. But in comparison to what Ijoy has given the vape community in the way of innovation, and driving the tech forward, and what actual harm have they done?

And just what "innovation" has ijoy "pioneered" and brought to the vape community? Please explain since that's what everyone is wondering. So far it's been nothing but bullshit marketing tactics
 

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And just what "innovation" has ijoy "pioneered" and brought to the vape community? Please explain since that's what everyone is wondering. So far it's been nothing but bullshit marketing tactics

An there you have it. Over to you Mav.....
 

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And just what "innovation" has ijoy "pioneered" and brought to the vape community? Please explain since that's what everyone is wondering. So far it's been nothing but bullshit marketing tactics

An there you have it. Over to you Mav.....
One thing just off the top of my head and I think this is painfully obvious. Is How Not To roll a product out.
 

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Oh look another picture
 
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And her first name is Shulao. She lied about being Grace!!! Burn her, she's a witch! Kinda hot though. If this fourm, thread is the biggest screw up in her life, she's doing ok.
 

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First time you've seen a woman in a photo?
 

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First time you've seen a woman in a photo?


It shore is there Bubba. Cepting those ones in ma Pappys album of him an Mama/Aunty's weddin.

. How'd you get so durn smart like? You a professional man? War hero mebby? Coast Guard? I'll bet you got you sum grade 8 schoolin in ya. Mebby more! I been hearin tell that the GOP is short of sum gud men, you should run! Me an the sister wife would vote for ya, bet you could build a powerfull big wall up and stop all them ill leagle types. Get the good 'ol boys at Halliburton to put it up, Protect 'Merica from little girls making you look all yella.

Now, was it that she was so fiendishly clever she made ya all look stupid, or just trying her best in another language, and y'all dun did the rest yourselves. BTW, her first name is Shulao. How un'Merican can u git?

An just to clarify your earlier episode, its OK if Chevvy lies to you, even though they speak 'Merican, 'cause their 'Merican. And you bought a pick up from them, now I aint calling you no racist or nothing, there some other highfaluting word.... Hypocrite! Thats the one. Ah bet that 'ol pickup cost more than an Asolo din it 'ol son?

Now y'all got me up an pistol whippin dem blind kids...... God bless 'Merica
 

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A good joke can be funny once, but when you keep beating it into the ground and everyone in the room is kind of looking at you funny... move on to the next joke or go back to the bar and grab another drink. Maybe that will bring the humor back.

A bad joke over and over just clears the room, don't go back to the bar, get in your car and go home.
 

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A good joke can be funny once, but when you keep beating it into the ground and everyone in the room is kind of looking at you funny... move on to the next joke or go back to the bar and grab another drink. Maybe that will bring the humor back.

A bad joke over and over just clears the room, don't go back to the bar, get in your car and go home.
Needs repeating
 

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It's not humor. Its kinda sad. And don't think I'm anti American, I've actually sworn an oath to protect uphold and defend your Constitution. I'm anti ignorance, and hate bullys., Learning another language is no easy task. I respect anybody who tries. As long as the cheap, shots continure, don't expect me to remain silent. Ban me if you must.

Every second day, sombody sees me vaping in public, and expresses suprise that a "guy like me is one of those vaper types". I take the time to explain as much as they want to hear about it, I'm passionate about vaping. How do you think a thread like this looks from the outside?

I believe at least from the vapers I've met in person, that the "vaping community" is better than this thread. This isn't 4chan FFS.

What exactly is the issue here? I agree that Ijoy's performance here was shit. I don't know that the Asolo will live up to it's claims. I do know that one exists. There were those that were so sure it didn't. I know it's does somthing, and if it does half of what is claimed, could be an amazing advance.

The only point that seems to be an issue here is defending the behaviour of kicking around a person, and a company before it is known for a fact whether or not they are a fraud. Is it so important to do that that people have to make shitty posts as if they have never fked up?

As far as fk up go, Ijoy has not cost anybody thier life, they have not cheated anybody out of their money, They are not Goldman Sachs, or Bernie Madoff, at least not yet. If it turn out the Asolo is a fiendish Chinese milatary weapon cleverly designed to throw the western world into the Apocalypse, believe me, I'll support burning down their house. What is the reason for the meaness? Go back and read through this thread, and look at all the negative things that have been said. And as I'm sick of saying, some I agree with, but the armchair commandos who stated that all Ijoys claims were completly impossible, were premature. From my perspective, even if in the fullness of time those views turned out to be correct, that does not chane the fact that at the time they were made, they were baseless, and therefore inappropiate.

Appoligising is not a bad thing or make you a bad person. Quite the opposite. I HATE having to apologise for anything, which is why I try my best not to say or do anything that would require one. But shit happens, and it takes a bigger man to admit, they were perhaps a little over zealous, or were angry because they were dissapointed, or just that they have lost face because they were wrong. Being wrong is how we learn. I'm not getting all Ghandi here, but wake up. This is not 'Merica it's the internet. I wonder how many of the posters in this thread would walk up to the girl in that picture, and call her a scheming liar, just from what they have read on this thread? I wonder if she would even understand you. But it's easy to cut people and ideas down because they don't think the same as you and I if you are sitting at a keyboard. No matter what, she's not ISIS. and all the indignation, outrage and hostility that many here have posted toward her, where do you sit when an American company threatens social media groups and reviewers, some of them VU members, where is the pack of jackles then?

Thus endeth the rant.

I hope.
 
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Now y'all got me up an pistol whippin dem blind kids......

Nothing excuses this statement. some people in this thread are disabled, others work with the disabled and some are both.
I saw this crap and was going to bed but this is uncalled for. whatever your personal issue is, you need to chill out. Its only vaping, and its the internets joking about beating disabled children is not funny.

Sleep well, Troll
 

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Since nobody else noticed this earlier... A lil' Google fu shows
Ms. Shulao Chen is the Sales Director for Shenzhen iJoy Tech.

This from Pinterest...

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Mod no, hugs yes. :rolleyes:

Judging by the picture, she was not able to get the Asolo to work for her either and had to use a tube mod if she wanted a vape:eek:
 

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Well this thread sure turned fucking silly. Not that I have any interest in buying this mod, I'm still curious to see the video from Maverick!
Turned? It was silly starting with the OP.
 

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